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What is the first fold of the original text of Dou E's unjust case?
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[Network disguised as Dr. Celluloid, Shi Yun] With consideration of practicing medicine, prescribe medicine according to materia medica; The dead doctor is not alive, and the living doctor is dead. My last name is Lu, and I am a good doctor. They are all called Dr. Lu Se. There is a pharmacognosy bureau in the south gate of Shanyang County. There is a mother-in-law Cai in the city. I asked him for twelve taels of silver, and I should have paid him back. I have come to beg for it several times, but nothing can be returned to him. If you don't come, then go. If you come, I have an idea. I'm going to sit down at this drugstore and see who's here. [Bohr Cloud] Old woman Cai. I have been living in Yang Shan County, and I have been very quiet. Thirteen years ago, Xiucai Dou left Duan to be my daughter-in-law, and changed her nickname to ... I haven't been married for two years, and I don't want my child to die of weakness. If a wife is widowed three years earlier, the funeral will be eliminated. I told my wife that I was going to ask a doctor named celluloid outside the city for money. [Doing business, cloud] Mo turned a corner, turned a corner, and came to his door early. Is Dr. Lu Se at home? [Lu] Grandma, go home. [Boyun] My two pieces of silver are long-term. Please pay me back. [Lu] Grandma, I have no money at home. Come with me to get the money and pay it back to you. [Bolyun] I'll go with you. [Doing Business] [Lu] When I came here, there were no orientals and no westerners. If you don't start here, what are you waiting for? I brought a rope. That mother-in-law, who called you? Boleyun: Where is it? [Do Lebu Pediatrics. The old man and the donkey on the vice net rushed up, and Dr. Lulu came down in a panic. Pediatrics for the elderly. Dad, mother-in-law, fight for strangulation. [Bo Laoyun] That mother-in-law, where are you from? What's your last name? Who is it? Why did this man strangle you? [Boyun] My old name is Cai, and I live in the city, but there is a widow who lives alone. I asked Dr. celluloid for twenty taels of silver today because he lacked me. Who wants him to let me go to a deserted place and strangle me for this money? If I hadn't met that old man and my brother, I would have died of old age. Dad, did you hear what he said? He has a daughter-in-law at home. He has to thank me for saving his life. If you don't want this woman, I want his wife. How convenient? You tell him. [Bo Laoyun] That mother-in-law, you have no husband and I have no family. Will you be my wife? [Bolyun] What! When I get home, I will prepare more money to thank you. [Zhang Luer Yun] How dare you deliberately take money to coax me? Dr. Lu Se's rope is still there. I'll still strangle you. Brother, let me think about us slowly. What are you thinking about? You follow my father. I want your wife. I didn't listen to him, and he strangled me again. Come home with me, father and son. [The same below] [On the Cloud] My name is Dou, and the fine print carries the cloud. My ancestral home is the trainer Chuzhou. My mother died at the age of three and my father left at the age of seven. My father married me to Cai as a daughter-in-law and renamed me .. When I was seventeen, I married my husband, but his husband died. That was three years ago. I'm twenty years old now. There is a doctor celluloid outside the south gate. He lacks my mother-in-law's money. He should pay 220 Liang. He asked for it several times, and today his mother-in-law asked for it herself. Dou E, your life is too bitter!
Lu Xian Dianjiang's lips are full of leisure worries. She has been banned for several years. Who knows? If God knows my reasons, I'm afraid I won't be with God.
Hunjianglong asked when it was dusk and when it was daytime. When would they forget to eat and sleep? Most of them came from last night's dream and shared today's heart. When will the old worries and new worries stop? Then this industry has bitter eyes and wrinkled eyebrows. The more you feel, the more redundant you feel and the longer you feel.
[Cloud] It seems so sad, I don't know when!
Oil hyacinth must be a character with a lifetime of worries, which seems endless to me. You know, the human heart is not like running water. After my mother died at the age of three, I separated from my father for a long time at the age of seven and married a roommate, but he was short of money; My left-behind mother-in-law always leaves the room empty. Who asks who cares?
Happiness in the world is not the end of burning incense in the last life, but also a wave of troubles today, urging people to practice in the afterlife as soon as possible. I will take care of this woman, I will keep this filial piety, and my words will definitely get a response.
[Cloud] My mother-in-law has gone to ask for money. Why don't you come back sooner or later? You and your son are at the door, wait for me to go in first. Grandma, go in first and tell her your son-in-law is at the door. Grandma is back. Do you eat? Tell me how to talk!
Why can't tears flow for a long time? Isn't it just fighting with others for debts? I quickly greeted here in a flurry, and he wanted to say why. If you teach me how to live, I will see his wandering half and ugly half.
Grandma, why are you crying? Then I asked Dr. Sailu for money. He told me to go where no one was, and he tried to strangle me. Thanks to Lao and his son Zhang Maolv, he saved my life. That Zhang always asks me for a husband because of such troubles. Grandma, are you afraid you can't win? Think about us again: it's not like I have no food, no clothes, no money, no debts, and I can't be pushed. Old, over 60, how to find a husband? [Bolyun] Boy, didn't you say so? But he saved my life. I once said that when I get home, I will repay you for saving my life with more money and things. I don't know how he knew that I had a wife at home, saying that my wife had no husband and his father and son had no wife. This is a perfect match for lucky opportunities. If I don't obey him, I will still be strangled. At that time, I panicked. Don't say I promised him. Even you might marry him. Son, this is also out of helplessness. Grandma, listen to me.
I worry about you when the flowers bloom in the backyard, and I worry about you when I visit my relatives. How can you make this brocade like a cloud with a white bun like frost and snow? It's strange that women's universities should not stay. You are about sixty now, but nothing can stop you in middle age! Old love is a hook, and both newlyweds are interested, which makes people laugh.
His father and son saved my life. Now, I can't consider other people's jokes.
Young man, although you need him to save you, you have to be young enough to draw a moth eyebrow as your spouse. I think your husband left me a piece of land for you. I want to buy you a piece of land. There will be porridge in the morning and evening, and clothes in the cold and summer. I hope you are lonely and helpless, and mother and son will grow old together. So did my father-in-law, and later he suffered.
Honey, he's only at the door now, and the wedding is in a hurry. How can I get him back?
Parasitic grass tells you that he is anxious to be happy, and I will worry about you: I am worried that I can't swallow sex wine, I am worried that my eyes are dizzy and I can't turn the concentric button, and I am worried that I can't sleep well on the lotus mattress. If you want to lead music to painting, I dare to fall behind others in this marriage.
Baby, stop talking about me. His father and son are waiting at the door. Water under the bridge. You can do it yourself without a son-in-law, but I don't want a son-in-law. Which one wants a son-in-law Get his father and son to come to the door and teach me how to do it. We knocked today. Bare hat, today is the groom; The sleeves are very narrow, so be a charming guest today. Good son-in-law, good son-in-law, don't waste it, don't waste that fellow, stand back.
I think this woman doesn't believe that man's mouth every time, and her mother-in-law is afraid that she is not chaste. Today, she has recruited a rural father to lead a semi-death row. You see, my father and son, with their figure, chose a son-in-law. Don't miss this good opportunity, I will go to church with you early. [Zheng Dan doesn't study science, sings], but you killed Yan. Grandma, don't you know shame! My father-in-law ran into the yamen and rushed to the state, making a lot of money from home. Thinking about my father-in-law, how can I have the heart to teach a donkey to feel? It's not a woman without a husband who walks to the end. [bottom]
[Bo Er Yun] Don't worry about your old man. Don't you have the grace to live, so I won't consider reporting to you? It's just that my wife is angry. Since she won't recruit your son, how can I recruit your old man? I am now fighting for a good wine and meal at home to support your father and son, and I will slowly persuade my wife; When he changes his mind, he will set up another regional bureau. [Zhang Lueryun] This crooked bone is Huang Hua's daughter. Just pulled it. Don't do it. I'm willing to do it! Bet you an oath face to face; I don't want him to be a wife in my life, and I'm not a good person. As one sentence says, I have seen thousands of beautiful women, unlike this young man who is very tired; I saved your old life from death. How can you give up and refuse to stay in your body? [The same below]
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[Dr. Seru, a poem says] There are too many boys, and I don't know how many people have been killed. So I was afraid of being reported and closed the store for a day. There is a woman from Cai's family in the city, who has just lost twenty taels of silver, and has repeatedly come to ask for it in person, and she has a bit of a twist. It was also my short wit that led him to a deserted village. I bumped into two people who didn't know their names and shouted, "How dare you kill people without authorization and strangle civilians!" " I was so scared that I lost my rope and let go. Although nothing happened overnight, I finally felt lost and lost my soul; Only when we know that human life is a matter of life can we regard it as dust on the wall. From now on, if you change your profession, you will dig out a scroll with him one by one. That's how Cyrus treated that boy. Just to extort twenty taels of silver from Grandma Cai and earn her a secluded place, she will strangle him. Who wants to meet two people to save him? If there is another debt collection season, how can I meet him? As the saying goes: "Thirty-six plans, walking is the best policy". I am very happy to be alone, and I don't have any family troubles. Wouldn't it be clean if I packed my soft luggage, packed my bags, quietly hid somewhere else and did another business? [On Donkey Cloud] I have a donkey, but Dou E refuses to follow me in every way. Now that the old woman is ill, I beg to take poison with her and let her die. At least this young man will be my wife. [Doing business, cloud] and living, people in the city have wide eyes and ears and talk a lot. If you see me begging for poison, don't shout the wrong words? I saw a drugstore outside the south gate the other day. It's calm here, just in time for medicine. Brother Taiyi, I'm here to ask for medicine. [Sailu Medical Cloud] What medicine do you want? I begged for poison. [Sailu Medical Cloud] Who dares to mix poison with you? This guy has a lot of nerve. [Zhang Lueryun] Are you really unwilling to give me medicine? [Sailu Medical Cloud] If I am not by your side, what will you do to me? [Pulled by a donkey] Hey, didn't you kill grandma Cai the day before yesterday? You said I didn't recognize you? I'll take you to the official. [Dr. Tselu really panicked, cloud] Eldest brother, you let me go, and there is medicine. [Doing Pharmacy, Zhang Lueryun] Since you have medicine, I will spare you. Exactly: when it is time to let go, let go and forgive others. [Next] [Sailu Medical Cloud] Don't regret it! The man who asked for medicine just now is to save the woman. I took this poison with him today, and the more I do this in the future, the more I will get into trouble; Close the pharmacy early and go to Zhuozhou to sell rat poison. [Next] [On Bo 'er, I was ill in several subjects] [On Donkeys, the old man came to Grandma Cai's house, hoping to be a pin, but his wife insisted. That mother-in-law has been living at home with my father and son, only saying that good things are not busy, and then slowly persuading his daughter-in-law, who thought that her mother-in-law was ill again. Boy, have you counted my two constellations? When will the Hongluan Tianxi arrive? [Zhang Luer Yun] It depends on which day you are happy! Only bet on skills and do what you can. [Bo Laoyun] Honey, Grandma Cai has been ill for several days. I will go with you to ask about the illness. How are you today, mother-in-law? [Boyun] I feel very sick. [Bo Laoyun] What do you want to eat? [Boyun] I want to eat some mutton soup. Honey, tell Dou E to make some mutton soup for her mother-in-law. Dou E, my mother-in-law wants to eat mutton soup. Please arrange it for later. [When you hold soup, Yun] My body is Dou E, too. My mother-in-law was unhappy and wanted mutton soup, so I personally arranged to eat it with her. Mother-in-law, I'm a widow's family, so I have to avoid suspicion in everything. How can I take in the donkey and its son? If people who are not relatives or relatives live together, won't it cause outsiders to talk about it? Mother-in-law, don't secretly agree to his marriage, so I will do something unclean if I get involved. I think this woman's heart is in danger. [Singing]
A flower in Lunan will stay for a lifetime, sleep in a tent and sleep there in the middle of the night; He came from Zhang Lang and later became Li Lang's wife. There are first-class women who don't talk about family planning, but ask about leisure; After a while, I didn't understand the mechanism of fighting the phoenix, which gave me some insights.
Liangzhou No.7 is like Zhuo, and this is like the case of Meng Guang; What you say is very clever, but what you say is difficult to understand. You don't know until you do it. The old grace has been forgotten, and the new joy is appropriate; The soil vein on the grave is still wet, and the shelf has changed into new clothes. Where is the sorrow, crying down the Great Wall? Where are you willing to splash water when washing yarn? Where is the stone that turned to stone when going up the mountain? Sad and shameful, the woman's family has no righteousness, more lewdness and less ambition; It's a pity that our predecessors are here, not to mention that a leopard cannot change his spots.
[Cloud] Grandma, the mutton soup is ready. You can have some waves. [Donkey Cloud] I'll get it. There is less salt and vinegar in it. Go get it. "Down", "Down"1230 [Donkey Cloud] You pour it. [Zheng Dan sings]
You say less salt and less vinegar is tasteless, and pepper is crispy. I hope my mother will recover soon, and a cup of soup is better than nectar, so that she will be happy and safe.
Son, do you have mutton soup? [Zhang Luer Yun] There is soup, you can drink it. Grandma, have some soup. [Bolun] I'm tired of you. I am vomiting now. Don't drink this soup. Your dad can eat. [Bo Laoyun] This soup is specially for you, so don't eat it, have a bite. [Boyun] I don't eat. Please eat. [Bo Lao Chi Ke] [Zheng Dan sings] He Xinlang invites you to eat a dish, and a Taoist eats first. This speech is also ugly, but I'm not angry! What do you think is the similarity between his family and ours? Why don't you remember the old relationship between husband and wife, and there have been hundreds of followers? Mother-in-law, you are a treasure of gold, and your white hair is scarce. Don't compare old kindness with new knowledge. If you stay in the same grave for a hundred years, you will be willing to send cold clothes thousands of miles there. Bo Laoyun: Why do I feel groggy when I drink this soup? [Be my major] [Bo Er panic, cloud] Your old man's house has been refreshed, and you earn some money. 【 Do cry, cloud 】 Uighur not dead! [Zheng Dan sings]
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