A joke told to a girl

1, a beautiful salesgirl came to sell washing products, which was a great success. Someone asked her for sales promotion skills, and her eyes lit up and she said, it's very simple. I visited when both husband and wife were at home, explaining the purpose to my husband and introducing the performance and characteristics of the product in detail. Finally, tell him that you don't need to buy it right away, you can wait until the next time you come. At this time, the hostess next to me often showed a positive attitude and quickly bought my things.

Comment: There is no woman who is not jealous. So fight poison with vinegar!

Two women met in the street. A said: I received a subpoena from the court saying that there is an important case to testify in court tomorrow. Do you feel nervous? A said: I am very nervous. I don't know what to wear.

Comments: Women always put clothes first. You should praise her for starting with clothes!

A woman has a son and a daughter, but she only buys new clothes for her daughter and lets her son wear the old ones. Someone laughed at her partiality, and she explained: Pay special attention to packaging when exporting.

Comment: Women pay the most attention to appearance, so men will take the bait!

4. A woman put the marriage certificate in the file bag, and then wrote four words humorously: long-term meal ticket.

Comment: Women are too dependent on men, and will only turn themselves into flowers in a vase. After the shelf life, they will be useless!

The daughter told her mother that her boyfriend committed suicide by taking sleeping pills because her mother opposed her falling in love with her boyfriend. Mother was shocked: suicide? The daughter said: fortunately, he took the wrong medicine and didn't die. Mother said: I told you long ago that he was so careless and careless that he could not achieve great things. You see, even this little thing is wrong, how can you entrust it for life?

Comment: Martians know not to expect women to admit their mistakes. They are not in the habit of admitting their mistakes. Even in the face of Confucius, she is the right one.

6. The female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard, and then asked: What's this, little friend? The children said in unison: ass! The female teacher ran out of the classroom crying and complained to the headmaster: children laugh at people. The headmaster came into the classroom and said with a serious expression, why did you make the teacher cry? Ah! And drew an ass on the blackboard!

Comment: A woman always thinks she is right, even if she is wrong, it is a correct gesture. So we gave in!

7. A fan said to his girlfriend with great interest: Playing football is just like hooking up with people, and it takes a lot of effort. If a pair of feet can stick to the football like candy, it will be a success. The girlfriend said: Then what? Kick it away!

Comments: Women always think of themselves first, sometimes it's really a headache!

At the dinner party, rocket experts revealed to everyone: Recently, we are going to send some mice to Mars. His voice did not fall, but a beautiful woman interrupted him and said that it was too expensive to kill mice like this!

Comment: Women always feel good about themselves and don't listen to other people's opinions at all. We suffer from it!

9. A woman walked into the post office, asked for an electronic newspaper, wrote it and threw it away. I asked for a second one and then threw it away. After the third letter was written, she handed it to the operator and asked him to send it as soon as possible. After the woman left, the operator became interested in these three telegrams. The first page says: It's all over, and I never want to see you again. On the second page, it says: Stop calling and never see me again. The third part is: Take the nearest train and I'll wait for you.

Comment: Most women are capricious, and dealing with them is a constant struggle.

10, a blonde got on the plane and sat in first class. The stewardess came over to check in and told her: your ticket is ordinary class and you can't sit here. The woman said:? I'm white, I'm beautiful, and I want to fly first class to Los Angeles? . The stewardess had no choice but to report to the team leader. The team leader explained to the beauty: I'm sorry! You didn't get a first-class ticket, so you can only take a regular class. ? I'm white, I'm beautiful, and I want to fly first class to Los Angeles? . Beauty still repeats that sentence. The captain had no choice but to call the captain again. The captain leaned over and whispered a few words to the beauty, who immediately stood up and strode to the ordinary cabin. The stewardess was surprised and asked the captain what he said to the beautiful woman. The captain replied: I told her that first class would not go to Los Angeles.

Comment: Advise women to rely on wisdom, not reason!

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