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Did the count in the movie "The Promise" really start a war for the princess to cheat him a piece of steamed bread when he was a child?

The mystery of this film is more than this simple point [steamed bread incident]. Another expert discovered the mystery after more such incidents. This expert is the author's comment on the infinite film (PS: Do you want to know about the infinite? How to understand infinity without watching film reviews? If you want to understand infinity, just say it. I didn't say you couldn't watch it a hundred times. )

Watch a good movie a hundred times, comment and promise.

Promise to watch it a hundred times, because you can't see anything good about this movie after watching it once. Since I have seen it once, I can't see anything good. The film side has vowed that it is a good film, so I have to come to the conclusion that it needs to be seen a hundred times to know which one is good. If you watched it 99 times, it's only because you didn't watch it carefully enough. The director has to point to every shot and tell you which one is good here.

At the beginning of the film, a wandering girl picks up a steamed bun from a dead soldier on the battlefield. Many small whites laughed and asked why the soldier was holding a steamed bun in his hand when he was fighting. Look, ignorance is exposed. The deep meaning here is to show the psychological course of Wu Huan (Nicholas Tse), the son of the North, from purity to darkness. At first, what a kind man the Duke of North was. His soldiers had no weapons in their hands when they went to the battlefield, only steamed bread! It's for ordinary people, but it's not understood. Steamed bread is just a cold knife, because others don't believe that someone will go to war without weapons and only bring steamed bread! (especially Xiao Bai on the Internet). The theme is profound, too profound. Combined with the reappearance of steamed bread at the end of the film, the secret theme of the whole film is: "People will never trust each other." The performance was incisive, and the audience also joined the process of this performance art, because the audience refused to believe that "The Promise" was a good movie, which was too tragic. What is a real tragedy? This is a tragedy. A real director can not only show the tragedy in the film, but also turn all the audience who have seen the film into a part of the tragedy! The director is the real Duke of North who is not believed by everyone: a tragic hero!

All right, put away your tears and continue to explain. The girl got the steamed bread from the dead man, and then the young Duke of North, alone, walked painfully on the battlefield. What? Didn't you see his pain? Of course it's very painful, otherwise, what's the reason for a noble child to walk alone on a battlefield full of dead people in armor? Would a real director do such a stupid thing? Of course, there is a profound background. It is only possible that the young Duke of North failed to send food to the people and suffered a blow, so he wandered alone on the battlefield. Only when I see a little girl holding a steamed bun in her hand will I rush to tell her angrily that this steamed bun is his!

But please note that the face of the Duke of North is still smiling. Why is he laughing? Because he is actually happy in his heart, because finally a little girl is willing to eat his steamed bread, which means that finally someone is willing to believe him. The teenager saw hope in his heart, so he fell in love with this little girl who is willing to eat his steamed bread, because only she is willing to believe him.

But at this moment, the writer's sense of superiority appeared and the tragedy came. The little girl cheated the innocent and kind little North Duke, and she knocked him out and ran away! Audience, you may feel the inner pain, confusion and struggle of the little North Duke after waking up. A child has to bear such a big tragedy, no one will believe that his soldiers will send steamed bread to others! Even the person he loves is for a steamed bread, so his psychology begins to change. He no longer trusts anyone. What a reasonable arrangement. At the end of the movie, watching the Duke of North once again hold the steamed bread in front of the girl city with tears, who can not cry? Except those little whites who see their noses and go to the movies! )

Ok, what I just said is Duke Xiaobei's childhood trauma history. Twenty years have passed in a blink of an eye. Hiroyuki Sanada, the flower general, took the big red flower army and held the big red flower Citigroup to suppress the black cow dung bandits. What is commendable is that the colors used here are absolutely clear. The picture of the red flower army attacking the black cow dung army profoundly points out the grand theme of this film: "Love is the process of a flower inserted in cow dung." Cow, that's awesome. Pay attention to so many cows in the camera. What do they represent? You mindless idiots who watch movies!

Later, the general saw the strong slave Zhang Dongjian in the battle and fell in love with him at first sight. This is the director's profound meaning. Stupid people can't understand, they can only curse. Please look at the wonderful details here: the red arrow before the war passed through the beef, which is actually a metaphor for Qiu Yute's arrow passing through the general's heart at that time. This detail is wonderful, wonderful and vivid. I'm so surprised. That's great. After the war, the general left the army to chase Zhang Dongjian alone, and then he was asked to belong to himself and stay with him forever without any reason. There is no need to use superfluous lines here, but Hiroyuki Sanada's love for lonely and proud Zhang Dongjian is vividly portrayed. However, Zhang Dongjian didn't understand amorous feelings, so he gave in for meat. One has been deeply in love, and the other is only for material benefits, so the tone of love tragedy is laid here. You didn't see it. Don't you understand? If you don't understand, you curse. BS, those who think they only know the promise once should watch it at least a hundred times!

After hearing the news of the siege, General Makita still asked everyone to leave the army and only let Zhang enter the city. What does this counterintuitive plot mean? Stupid people can't understand the meaning here. Makita certainly wants to be alone with him. He firmly believes that Zhang will really fall in love with him one day. He deliberately took Zhang to the sorghum field and lied to him that he was lost. What a real field! How can a general not even walk back to the capital? Of course, this is intentional. I was deeply impressed by the wonderful screenwriter. But at this time, Chen Hong played Xiao Gan, came out to spoil the game and seduce general Tian Zhen. Here, Tian Zhen pretends to flatter, but actually he has a sword in his hand. It means that if you go any further, I will die for you, which euphemistically means that I will not betray Xiao Zhang for a beautiful woman. Here, everyone must watch it carefully for a hundred times and pay attention to the general's every move in order to understand the true meaning of this passage. An acting school is an acting school. Remember, this hundred times must be spent in the cinema.

Xiao Gan became angry from embarrassment when he couldn't see the general. She said: No one who doesn't go with me will come to a good end, and you will lose everything you have now (including of course the people you really love). The general is unyielding and does not believe in life. However, fate soon played tricks on Makita and Zhang, the lovers of evil karma. Liu Ye, the thief and ghost wolf, appeared and tried to rape General Hua, but this is what Zhang Jishi looks like (he didn't actually go far at all, and kept hiding in the dark to observe whether the general was really loyal or not, otherwise it didn't look so bad for a second. If you don't watch the movie carefully, you will know the person who swears, and then go to make up lessons for a hundred times.

As soon as the ghost wolf saw Zhang, he immediately found out that this was the man he had been looking for. To be honest, you have seen the film, haven't you? Look carefully at Liu Ye's eyes at that time (100 times), listen to his trembling voice (100 times), and then run away, no matter what happens after he didn't kill the general. If the thief with black eyes suddenly understood the true love of life, why didn't he kill the general first? Those who can't see the true meaning here will see it again a hundred times.

Then the general couldn't walk because of injury, so he had to put on a flower helmet and pretend to save the king from the Duke of North. No, not the king, the king. Remember, kings are different from kings. Just that "Wang" represents temperament and elegance, and "Wang" reminds people of Huaguoshan. Please recite "Wang, please …" in standard Japanese Mandarin to learn elegant aristocratic vocabulary and pronunciation. You see, only slaves and barbarians talk about Peking Opera in the movie, and the little devil who said "Why are all the cows back" in "Niu Wangmo" speaks Northeast dialect!

Okay, where were we? Zhang Dongjian, dressed in flower armour and a gold mask, broke into the palace and saw her daughter city selling clothes on high. "Do you want to know what's under this robe? Please send a text message to 223345. At present, there are 235443 votes in corn color and 2345345 votes in robot cat color. " The audience below: "Shit, you took off more than 100. Next, it took two weeks from the top 50 to 1 1 into 9. We have to look at the ending directly! " Otherwise, refund! "

At this time our king, pay attention, the voice must be pure, king. With a pure voice, Wang waved his sword to catch up with the illegal performance of the girl city. At this moment, Zhang Dongjian urged his horse to arrive: "It's too late. Let's make room. Where did we lose? " I am a VIP ticket. "The soldiers of the Duke of North saw that he was really a VIP ticket, so they politely made way for him to go directly to the front row. The meaning here is to show once again how educated and moral the soldiers of the North Duke are. Otherwise, no matter what VIP tickets you have, there are two or three thousand rows of people in front, so you can cut in line.

Because before coming, General Makita told Zhang Dongjian that the king was unarmed. Attention, the general said this on purpose! Otherwise, how could there be such an idiot in the movie who said that Wang had no weapon in his hand, of course on purpose. Think again about the lines of the heroic remnant sword, which proves once again that the heroes in China's movies are all one mind. )

So because of the general's clever arrangement, because the owner of the flower helmet wanted to kill Wang, in order to escape his fate, Zhang was asked to put on the flower helmet instead of him, and then deliberately lied to him that Wang had no weapons, so that Zhang would not kill Li, let alone Zhao. However, the handwriting of the tragic master appeared again. Fate, what is fate? You can guess the end by looking at the beginning. This is destiny. Tragedy We admire you, China's tragic movie master, China's master of film tragedy.

So Zhang immediately killed the king, and then the girl Qingcheng immediately fell in love with Zhang, but the young mind of the Duke of North was hurt again. Because the Duke of the North not only loves and hates the girl who trampled on his innocent childhood feelings and beautiful face, but also worships General Tian Zhen very much. Isn't it? He said it himself. When the Duke of North really saw the real field come in, it was like corn saw Chunchun, but Chunchun didn't look at him at all, just took the owner of the super girl away. The Duke of North is very hurt, and there is only one word, chase. Chasing to the ends of the earth, he asked sadly, "Are you really for this woman?" Chunchun, no, Zhang Dongjian said, "OK, let her go."

At the same time, watching his two lovers embrace together made Xiaobei lose his rational anger and said, "I don't believe that General Huahua would abandon so much for a woman (note the subtext: A woman? Look at it a hundred times if you don't understand. If you jump from here, I'll let him go. "

As a result, Zhang Dongjian thought, Shit, who am I? I am Superman! Jumping won't kill you. So he jumped. The Duke of North is very sad: he would rather die than look at me again ... so he has very complicated feelings for his lover and rival in love. He wants to possess her, but he hates her. He wants her to be with General Huang. Everyone pays attention to the details of the actor's performance here. You can't see the extremely complicated and contradictory mood of the Duke of North without watching it a hundred times. This is acting.

On the other hand, the general was forced to marry by Xiao Gan again, and the general was firm in his heart: "Monster! My great apprentice the Monkey King is here, and you are dead! " Xiao Gan was frightened and ran away. Later, the director looked for her everywhere and she refused to come out again, so that the fairy summary report at the end of the film was not filmed, and as a result, it was promoted to immortality by two people.

The general found the Monkey King, no, Zhang Dongjian. Everyone took off their belts and changed their identities. The general went to find Qingcheng girl and pretended to have a one-night stand with her. The next day, the whole city wanted to go, but the general gave her a horse to save face. He also drove Zhang away, because he found that he also fell in love with Qingcheng and couldn't stand it.

Zhang Ran became a ghost wolf, and the ghost wolf taught him the formula of time-space transformation, which is called "Polo Polo" for short. The full name is: "You can't see the real speed, just like when the wind blows and the sun sets, just like you don't know when the leaves turn yellow, when your children grow their first teeth, and when you will fall in love with someone. You're not running, you're running. If you want to run, you must learn what real desire is. "

Zhang Dongjian excitedly rushed back to his lover's residence and told him this affectionate confession. The general is waiting for him, pretending to ignore him when he comes back. In fact, he is happy in his heart. Hearing this confession, the general finally collapsed his psychological defense, ran to the balcony and vomited wildly, crying and saying, "The sun is going down." This line means: "What are you waiting for downstairs?"

Zhang Dongjian was so excited when she knew this that she ran away to happiness behind her lover's back. Please note that this is the most romantic and touching love climax in the whole play! Who can say that it is not ignoring the efforts of photographers, musicians and special technicians? This is the most devoted part of the whole film! Idiots can't tell!

Beautiful scenery and magnificent music, while running, Zhang turned back and smiled at the general on his back. Seeing this, the audience in the whole cinema couldn't help it anymore, picked up paper towels and rushed to the bathroom. Only a few nervous little whites are still sitting in the cinema waiting to read the following.

If only the story could end here. What a perfect love epic this will be. It will surpass the sudden release of "Spring" and "Lan Yu" in one fell swoop, and establish its master status in one fell swoop, and no one can surpass it in the next hundred years. However, the director's ambition is reflected here. What he wants to talk about is not only how to plant the flowers of love, but also a deeper theme, that is: what will happen to flowers planted in cow dung!

So we saw the plot turn sharply, deftly violating the big turning point, the most exquisite place of the whole film: when two lovers were running, they suddenly found the city in front! Oh, my God. At that time, the hearts of the three people suddenly turned 1628 times, and the eye contact discharged 6432 1 time. If you don't believe me, please slow down the disc by 10 thousand times to know where the film spent 300 million yuan, which is 0.1 second when three people met. Two and a half years. Another note: the cam-is invisible.

At that time, three people psychology:

Zhang Dongjian: Why did she stop us on the way to happiness? Why! Is she still interested in me?

Qingcheng: These two losers agreed to break up after dawn, but they still chased each other. Did they give me a horse and feel heartache?

General: Why? Why did he go behind my back to find one? Oh, my God, since flowers are born, how can we have a beautiful city?

After that, the reaction of the three people is really a masterpiece! Show the three people's quick wits to the extreme!

The general immediately ran to the whole city and said, how dare you not come back to me? Subtext: I can't get the person I love, and I won't let you get it! Hum! )。

The whole side embrace the general, and then looked at Zhang Dongjian. (subtext: jealous, impatient, deserved it. You greedily chase one after another. )

Zhang Dongjian looked at the two men and waited for a while. (subtext: dare to make trouble for a long time. What is wrong with me? )

Alas, ask the world what love is and teach people to be Shinto and Shinto. There are a lot of bits and pieces in it. How can a messy word be clearly stated? If Akira Kurosawa were still alive, he would be ashamed to burn the film and never claim to be a dry director again.

Then the three of them returned to their little world together and started a happy life of three. But! How can a great screenwriter make a movie have such a mediocre ending? So, his sissy department, which secretly loves the general, came down to find him? What? Can't you see his sissy? Can't you see that he has a crush on the general? Oh, my God, are all the audiences so retarded now? I really don't deserve the director's painstaking efforts. Why else would the general do that? Why? Can you explain it? Can a great director make his actors play a puzzling image for no reason?

The men brought the news that the Duke of North committed suicide for love, and the general decided to see him one last time. Here, the dubbing of movie lines has been shamelessly modified. The original version was "The Duke of North was arrested, and we know the truth". The last wish is for you to see him for the last time. "Only in this way can we explain why the general was so excited when he saw the pledge of the North Duke, so eager to see the North Duke for the last time, and the reaction of the whole city would be so fierce. Why else didn't she go with the general? Because her husband rehabilitated and came back to work? You ask any woman, is this true? No great director can talk such nonsense. So, of course, it is because she will never let the general go back to the North Duke, even though her rival in love is dead! Xiao Bai, you understand this time! You are blushing for your fearless remarks on the Internet!

So the general hurried back to the city and met the Duke of North who had hanged himself on the beam for seven days. The Duke of North opened his eyes hard and said with relief, I know you will definitely come back, and I know you won't give up on me for a woman. The general is moving. The Duke of North suddenly changed his voice and said, So I want you to stay with me forever! If you find that the dubbing of the film is wrong, you must have seen the abridged version. How much sacrifices the directors have made in order not to classify this film as unsuitable for children. Just like the dubbing of the historical blockbuster "Lu Bu and The Story Of Diu Sim" of the Three Kingdoms can be another fantasy movie "Butterfly Dancing in the End of the World", China film and television is so magical that it can be taken care of with completely different lines and names! )

Then Xiaobei put the general under house arrest. At this time, Qingcheng, thousands of miles away, hugged Zhang and said, "Actually, I love you. I wish the general and Xiaobei happiness forever. " This quote was shamelessly deleted when dubbing. Otherwise, why does the whole city love General Zhang? With Zhang's scud, if Qingcheng asked him to find the general and get caught, Zhang would arrive in Qingcheng later than Qingcheng. Is it possible for a great director to make such a mistake Of course, the shameless distribution unit tampered with the dubbing, which ruined a great love tragedy and made the film unintelligible. It's really sad Everyone must listen to the original Japanese dubbing in the future.

Ghost Wolf loves Zhang deeply, sews holy garments for Zhang, and is caught. The Duke of North shamelessly asked, "You choose, are you naked or is he naked?" Ghost Wolf took off his clothes and gave Zhang a deep hug to show his love. But in order to keep his virginity, he ignited explosives hidden in his clothes and set himself on fire. His deeds are recorded in chapter 19 of Biography. It's not such a blunt reason as in the deleted movie. When clothes are taken off, they will explode. At first glance, uneducated publishers later forced it to change.

Well, the climax of the film has finally come. The general is on trial. Zhang insidiously hinted that he saved the beauty of the whole city at that time. He didn't want to save the general, because the trial proved to be a joke. The general was acquitted, but he died, but this scene was not in vain. The reason for this scene is to deeply reflect on the hypocrisy of Japanese law and capitalist jury system, as well as the fact that it is controlled by a few consortia.

Well, the climax of this movie really came. Four protagonists came to a small courtyard, three were standing with one tied, and the Duke of North said painfully, which one should I choose? I like you both. All three waited nervously for his choice, and finally he reached out to the whole city with steamed bread in his hand. With tears in his eyes, he complained bitterly about how steamed bread destroyed his childhood beliefs. It is entirely the fault of steamed bread that he became a villain. The mistake was that he made the steamed bread so hard that the whole city couldn't bite it at first, and then the tragedy happened. The conclusion is: Never believe that the steamed bread in anyone's hand is soft.

At this time, the hanged general cried and said, "I was moved by you." You've read the testimony. That's what he said. The general said that he fell in love with the North Duke again, so the North Duke let him down. Don't be fooled by the dubbing version of China. In the Chinese dubbing version, the general said that he was willing to be a slave, but he was not from China, so he had to wear that robe. Besides, if he was just a slave, how could the Duke of North be stupid enough to hang a sword on his robe? Would a great director make such a mistake? So, of course, it is the fault of the Chinese dubbing version, at least in the Arabic version, it is very loyal. If you have the chance, you can go to West Asia again to see the infinite.

So in fact, the Duke of North disappointed him because he believed in the general's feelings, and he was not worried about drawing swords against each other. The two men fought for love. Finally, the Duke of North wrapped a military rope around his neck, but the Duke of North pointed a knife at Qingcheng and said, "If you want to kill the person who loves you, I will kill the person you love." In the end, the two agreed to let go at the same time, but in the end they started because neither of them trusted each other. The general died in the arms of the North Duke, and the theme of love was sublimated again: love is mutual distrust, mutual tossing and mutual harm.

The big secret to be revealed at this moment is that there was originally a scene of a decisive battle between the Duke of North and the protagonist Zhang Dongjian for ten minutes, and suddenly the producer shouted, "Hurry up, there is no money! The film is enough to support ten seconds. "Everyone is in a hurry, so cut the gordian knot. It is really useless to calculate the final battle between the first hero and the first villain for ten seconds. The history book says: the most enjoyable World War I in history.

Then in the urging sound: Zhang grabbed the whole city and flew away.

At this moment, the goddess Xiao Gan came: "Oh, no, I still have half an hour to sum up the play. I forgot to count enough. " But it was too late, and the film came to an end, only enough for the actors to watch. This masterpiece has a neat ending and a perfect ellipsis.

Writing here, my mood is hard to calm down. Wake up, China moviegoers! Let's sing for the movie:

"A quiet night one hundred years ago, in a dreary country, the sound of filming shocked this quiet night. China film was born. How many generations, Longlong, keep your eyes open, forever and ever. "