What are some funny jokes that can make people laugh?

Routine

On the way home from school, my daughter suddenly said: "Mom, I want to eat three ice creams today!"

Me: "Little The child can’t eat that much, he can only eat one!”

Her: “Okay!”

I fell into deep thought as I watched my daughter eating the ice cream happily...

Like

Including me, there were thirteen girls in the class in middle school. A particularly carefree boy in the class liked all twelve girls. When it was his turn to like me, he transferred to another school.

Blind date

I was on a blind date with a girl arranged by my colleague. Before the food was served, she suddenly stood up and said, "I feel bored, so I'll leave now, okay?" Then she left. .

I had to hold back my tears and finish the food for two people because I vomited after eating too much.

Precocious

My daughter has only been in kindergarten for one day and she said she doesn’t want to go.

When asked why, he replied: Her deskmate made an agreement with her not to study, but to go home and wait until she grows up to marry her as her wife. After getting married, you don’t have to go to work or cook, you can just watch cartoons every day!

Mistakes

Your dog doesn’t know that you make mistakes. When you get up at night and trip over it in the dark, it will just think you got up just to kick it in the head.

Reason

A Henan man came to heaven after his death. The gatekeeper asked him: "Why did you choose heaven?"

The Henan man said: "Because I am afraid "Hell is black."

Society

My cousin who is in college told me that she can't stand boys who are like little white rabbits. She thinks that everyone is a good person and just looks like an idiot. . Every time she sees a boy like this, she wants to sleep with him, making him realize that society is sinister and people's hearts are unpredictable.

Success

When you see others working so hard, so diligently, and so high-spiritedly walking on the road to success, you ask yourself: Don’t you want to be a stumbling block for them?

Queue

For a while, I really hated queuing. I felt that time was being wasted and I was very unhappy. But then I think about it, mainly my problem: in general, the poorer a person is, the more time he spends in queues in his life.

Horror

Working overtime with a female colleague, I went to the toilet in the middle of the night. When I came back, I found that the female colleague was talking to the air. After a while, she swept her shoulders with her hands and said: "Don't touch me! After a while, she waved her arms and said, "Go away!"

I stood outside the door and felt a chill on my back... After watching for a while, I realized that she was chasing away mosquitoes.