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Misunderstandings that are easily caused by Mandarin in Jiazhuang, Guangxi Key points for correcting Mandarin in Jiazhuang (full version)

Every dynasty hopes to have a unified language to facilitate communication. The term Mandarin first appeared in the late Qing Dynasty and early Republic of China. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the People's Daily published an article titled "Working to Promote the Reform of Chinese Characters, Promote Mandarin, and Achieve Standardization of the Chinese Language", which defined Mandarin as "a dialect based on Northern dialect and a standard pronunciation of Beijing pronunciation." language. So people in the north basically have no obstacles when learning Mandarin, while in the south there are many dialects in various places. Because there are many mountains, two places separated by dozens of kilometers may speak very differently. It is not easy to promote Mandarin.

Perhaps because of the weak teaching staff, apart from the fact that the distinction between tongue-waving and non-waking is not too obvious, the eastern, northeastern, and southeastern parts of Guangxi speak Mandarin relatively well, while those from Zuojiang, From the Youjiang River Basin (Chongzuo, Baise, etc.) to the Hongshui River and Jincheng River Basin (Laibin, Hechi) to Rongjiang, the large areas inhabited by the Zhuang and other ethnic minorities have a q and x with the same pronunciation, c, s , ch and sh have the same pronunciation. For example: "I started running at noon yesterday and went to the countryside to have a dinner with chopped green onion and pig's trotters." This sentence is often said by people in the Youjiang River Basin and Rongjiang River Basin, "I started running at noon yesterday and went to the countryside to have three-scallion and pine flower pig's trotters." There are many more confusing pronunciations between the Hongshui River Basin and the Jincheng River Basin: b and p are not distinguished; d and t are not distinguished; g and k are not distinguished; j, q, and x have the same initial sound as x. ; h cannot be pronounced, h is pronounced as w; the six initial consonants z, c, s, zh, ch, and sh all produce the sound of s. People in these areas say the above example sentence as: "The pine trees in the sky are dead and the three silk pine trees in the countryside of Buxu are digging the Su flute." There is a difference: although the above areas are all inhabited by the Zhuang people and other ethnic minorities, the Youjiang River and Rongjiang river basins have fewer initial consonants that are confused, and the outside world does not take them seriously; while the Hongshui River basin and the Jincheng River basin have fewer consonants. There are so many confusing initial consonant sounds in the river basin that it feels like a self-contained system. Therefore, the outside world usually calls the Mandarin spoken by people in the Hongshui River Basin and Jincheng River Basin, which confuses so many initial consonant sounds when speaking Mandarin, "Jiazhuang Mandarin". ".

It is said that Brother Yue is here purely to discuss language pronunciation issues, without any discriminatory intention. It turns out that Brother Yue’s hometown is also from the Zuojiang River Basin. It turns out that when he speaks, q and By imitating and practicing frequently, practice makes perfect, and I gradually corrected these incorrect pronunciations. The reason why Brother Yue published this article is to point out the characteristics of "Jia Zhuang Mandarin" and find ways to improve it. I think, since Brother Yue is said to be able to correct his mispronunciation, he must be as smart as you all and he can do the same.

However, for the sake of entertainment, Yue Ge still has to cite some more classic "famous sentences" of "Jia Zhuang Mandarin" for the readers' enjoyment:

The most hilarious (but it is "Jia Zhuang Mandarin") What actually happened) is nothing more serious than the following sentences:

1. "It's time to leave after work" is replaced by "It's time to masturbate"

2 . "Boss, bring me a napkin" is replaced by "Boss, bring me three pounds of shit"

3. "Eat watermelon, you eat the big piece, I eat the small piece" is replaced by "Silk watermelon, you silk "You're a poop, I'm a pee"

4. "I heard your wife is very pretty. They've all seen it, and I'm going to have a look tomorrow." Say it as "Ding said your wife is very good. We’ve all done it before, Ming Dian, I want Xu Gan to do it too”

5. “Don’t curse, it’s not good to curse” is replaced by “Don’t do prostitution, it’s not good to do prostitution”

6. "The meeting is about to begin, and there seems to be one more person missing. See which one is missing." Say "It's time to feed soon. There seems to be one more person to kill. Which one are you going to kill?"

7. "We must review quickly, take a mock test first, and after this time, take another test" is said to "We must review quickly, take a mock test first, and after this time, do it again"

8. "Have you eaten tonight?" is replaced by "Are you wet tonight?"

9. "I'll give you buns to eat" is replaced by "I'll give you some soaked shit"

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The above examples belong to the series with strong taste, and the following are the series that are easy to misunderstand:

10. There are often air-conditioning outlets at the top of the elevator, and people in the elevator often hear "Come here a little bit" , don’t stand next to the wind outlet” is said as “Come here, don’t stand next to the mad dog”

11. “My stomach is full” is said as “My rabbit ran away”

12. "I have a bad appetite today, but you have a better appetite than me" is replaced by "I didn't feed the dog well today, but you feed the dog better than me"

13. "Buy a rice vat to store rice bran" Said as "Buy a rice vat to put in the rice vat"

14. "Today's rich women like to roast duck" is said to "Today's rich women like to roast duck"

Because there are so many things confused There are many occasions when the pronunciation of initial consonants can be funny, so I won’t give examples one by one here. In addition to laughing at the reader, if someone who speaks "Jia Zhuang Mandarin" sees this and wants to correct the pronunciation, you may wish to find a friend who is better at pronunciation of Chinese pinyin to help and try to make a paragraph based on the following points. Time differentiation exercises:

1. Differentiation between b and p series:

Baba and pa lying, ba pulling and pa crawling, bai white and pai row, ban class and pan Pan, bang gang and bang next to, bao saturation pao run, back and pei match, rush and pen spurt, beng collapse and peng slam, bi and pi batch, bian and pian, biaobiao and piaopiao, bie Turtle and pie, binbin and pinpin, bingbing and pingping, bobo and popo, bubu and pupu.

2. The difference between d and t series:

Dacha and tashe, daidai and tai tire, dandan and tantan, dangdang and tangtang, de dehe tete, lantern and teng pain, dian and tiantian, diaodiao and tiaotiao, die and tietie, dingding and tingting, dongdong and tongtong, doudu and tou steal, dudu and tutu , duan and tuan turbulence, dui heap and tui push, dun squat and tuo tuo, duoduo and tuo tuo.

3. The difference between g and k series:

Gaga and kaka, gai gai and kaikai, gangan and kankan, ganggang and kangkang, gaogaohe kaokao, gecuterization and kekeke, genhe and kenken, gengpeng and kengkeng, gonggong and Kongkong, goudog and koukou, auntie and kuwei, guagua and kuauai, guaiguai and kuaikuai , Guan Guan and Kuan width, Guangguang and Kuang frame, Guigui and Kuikui, Gun roll and Kun bundle, Guoguo and Kuo expansion.

4. The difference between j, q and x:

Jijiqiqihexixi, jia marryqiaqiahexiaxia, jianjiqianqianhexianxian,jiangjiang qiangqiangqiangqiangqiaoqiaokiaokiaoxiaoxiaojieqieqiexiexiejijinjinqinqinxinxinjingjingqingqingqingxingxingjiongquqiongpiaoxiongxiongxiongjuqiqu Hexuxu, juanjuanquanhexuanxuan, juejueque laixuexue, junjunqunqun and xunxun.

5. The difference between h and w:

Huihui and weiwei, huhu and wuwu, huahua and wawa, huai bad and waiwai, huai and wan Wan, huanghuang and wangwang, hunhun and wenwen.

Six, the distinction between zh, ch, sh, z, c, s:

Zha wink cha tea shasha zaza ca rub sasa, zhai pick chai demolition shai sun zai Disaster guess saisai, zhan station chan produce shan flash zan we can meal san scattered, zhang Zhang Chang Chang shang merchant zang dirty cang warehouse sang mulberry, zhao find chao shao burn zao morning cao sao show, zhe che car she Snake ze is ce side color, zhen town chen Chen Shen zen how cen cen sensen, zhengzhengcheng support life zeng gift ceng layer seng monk, zhichi eat shishizizici bestow si death, zhongzhongchong Chong zong zong cong from song song, zhouzhou chou shou collect zou go cou sou search, zhu Zhu chu out shu book zu rent cu stimulant su, zhuai 詷chuai kick shuai handsome, zhuan special chuan wear shuan bolt zuan diamond cuan Flirting and calculating, zhuangzhuangchuang creates double, zhui chases chui blows water and sleeps the most Cui urges sui though, zhun accurate chun stupid shun sucks zun respects cun village sun grandson, zhuo table chuo pokes shuo said zuo does cuo wrong place.

The total *** is the 259 pronunciations listed above. If a Mandarin speaker is strong, as long as he can completely distinguish the above 259 pronunciations, he can speak Mandarin well as long as he speaks it every day If you persist, it can usually be corrected within half a year to a year.

What Brother Yue wants to explain is: speaking arrogantly is not something that cannot be corrected. Those with ambitions should make up their minds to correct themselves first, and then affect the people around them and the next generation. Slowly Slowly, I can speak fluently and confidently on the podium and speak in Mandarin.