Wisdom joke story

Complete works of wisdom jokes and stories

A complete collection of wisdom joke stories 1: What a bother.

A young man and a young woman are getting married, but unfortunately, they had a car accident and both went to heaven. They love each other deeply, and they still want to be together despite going to heaven. So they begged God to let them get married in heaven.

God thought for a long time and finally agreed. God said leisurely:? If you really want to get married, you must wait. ?

They obeyed God's command and began to wait. Who knows that this walk is actually a hundred years. Finally, one day, God sent an angel to invite them.

The wedding ceremony is exactly the same as on earth. In the priest's chanting, the man personally put the ring on his girlfriend's hand.

Two happy people lived together for 30 years. Finally, both of them couldn't stand each other's personality and came to God to express their divorce.

God frowned.

? I really want a divorce, really, no one is more careless than him. He never cooks, watches TV after supper and never helps me clean up. ? The woman prayed to God.

? You're no better. God, I can't stand this woman. She seems to live in memories every day. Not everything about me will be mentioned repeatedly by her. God, there is still a long way to go. I don't know how long I have to put up with her nagging! I really can't stand it! ? Men also pray to God.

God rubbed his hands, shrugged helplessly and answered:? Here's the thing. You should also understand my difficulties. Last time, in order to arrange your wedding, I found a priest, which took a hundred years. Now that you are getting a divorce, where can I go and where can I find a lawyer?

Wisdom joke story daquan 2:? Big move? burst door open

Lao Wang and Lao Li are both railway workers, and both of them are alcoholics, and they often get together to drink.

However, Lao Wang is more uncomfortable than Lao Li, because as long as he is drunk and comes back too late, his wife must lock the door, no matter how he shouts. Therefore, old Wang Can almost always just lies outside his house and sleeps till dawn. After a long time, Lao Wang felt that his wife was unreasonable and he was curious. I wonder if Lao Li's situation is the same as his?

On this day, Lao Wang invited Lao Li to drink, drinking and drinking. Speaking of this kind of distress, I can't help sighing. Ask for advice and say: Lao Li, every time I go back late at night, I have to sleep outside the gate. I'm already afraid of sleeping. What can you do?

Lao Li smiled proudly. This is not simple? Do you have a dog at home?

Lao Wang said:? Yes, there is. ?

Lao Li said:? That won't be necessary. ?

Lao Wang wondered: What does this have to do with raising a dog? Can this dog open the door for me?

? Of course the dog won't open the door for you. Lao Li said mysteriously, if you are drunk, don't make any noise when you go home. Just stand at the door and learn to bark for a while and learn to bark like an angry dog. ?

Lao Wang is puzzled:? Bark like a dog. Why are you barking like an angry dog?

? Don't you understand? Lao Li said with a smile, because the dog barks angrily, it will definitely wake your wife. When your wife hears the dog barking so hard, she will wonder if there is a thief. She will open the door and check it. As soon as the door opens, can't you sneak in?

? Yeah! ? Old Wang Daxi, a pat on the head? That makes sense, brilliant plan! ?

This day, Lao Wang and Lao Li were drinking outside again. It's already late at night, but Lao Wang is in no hurry this time.

Lao Wang staggered back. According to Lao Li's method, he stood quietly in front of his house and was about to hold his throat and learn to bark at angry dogs. But because of drinking too much, my throat hurts and the dog can't bark. what can I do? He doesn't want to lie outside the door and sleep till dawn.

I want to know how to learn how to scream. Suddenly, there was a shadow dangling at my feet. It turns out that my rhubarb dog saw his master coming back, so he ran over to join in the fun, as if he wanted to see Lao Wang make a fool of himself. Lao Wang was about to get angry when his eyes lit up: there is a live dog in front. Why should I learn to bark?

Then, Lao Wang raised the helmet he carried to work during the day and punched rhubarb dog! Rhubarb dog had a sudden pain. Suddenly? Woof! Woof! Woof! ? Shout!

This is what Lao Wang wants. As soon as rhubarb dog's cry was over, the light in the room came on, and then he heard his wife get up. Lao Wang was overjoyed and said, Lao Li's method is wonderful! He stood straight at the door of his house, smiling and waiting for his wife to come out and open the door.

After only a short time, the door was confirmed? Dad? The ground opened, but who knows, at the moment the door opened, a thick wooden stick hit Lao Wang's head hard?

The next day, when Lao Li met Lao Wang, he saw Lao Wang's head wrapped in thick gauze. He felt very strange and couldn't help asking: didn't your wife open the door last night?

Lao Wang pulled a bitter gourd face: don't mention it, the door is open, but my wife treats me like a thief. Look at this stick, your teaching method is not good! ?

Lao Li gave a strange cry:? Oh, Lao Wang, this is not my way, but I forgot to tell you that we must not take off the safety helmet we wear at work. Look at you like this, you must not wear it! ?

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