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Short passage translation

(1) When Tom looked around, he saw some old people putting reading glasses in front of their books, so after lunch, he went to the store to buy glasses, but to each other Tom said: "No, I can `ton of these to read'

The man became (increasingly confused) and finally he said: "I'm sorry, you can't keep reading"

"No, I can't "Old" Tom said: "If I could read, do you think I would come here to buy glasses?"

(2) Tom looked around and found that some old people put on glasses before reading. So, after lunch, he went to the store to buy glasses. But when he put it on he shouted, "No, I can't see anything"

The man became increasingly confused. Finally he said, "Excuse me, are you really blind?" "Yes," Tom said, "If I could see, do you think I would still come to buy glasses?"

(3) Tom looked around and found that many old people put on glasses before reading. So after lunch, he ran to the store to buy glasses, but after trying many pairs, Tom still said, "I can't read." The clerk became more and more confused. Increasingly confused, he finally asked Tom, "Excuse me, can't you see at all?" "Yes," said Tom, "if I could see, do you think I would come here to buy glasses?"

(4) When Tom looked around, he saw some old people putting glasses on three big books in front of them, so after lunch, he went to the store to buy glasses, but to each other Tom said: "No, I can't read these "

The man became (increasingly confused) and he finally said, "I'm sorry, you can't read."

"No, I can't," said Tom, "if I could read , do you think I will come here to buy glasses?"

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