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100 cases of regular girl chat
Girls chat 100. How to make girls interested in you in chatting? Humorous chatting will make girls more impressed with you. It is a good choice to use some pick-up routines and humorous ways. How to make girls chat at 100?
Chatting with girls 100 case 1 picking up girls 100 sentence.
1, I want to travel around the world with you and see the prosperity of the world.
2. Accompany you with your heart and care for you for a lifetime.
Tell me whether you are happy or unhappy, otherwise I will worry.
4. Stay with you every day and watch you quietly.
5. Make a bet. If I lose, I will be yours. If you lose, you are mine.
6. I heard that your Mr. Right is a hero in the world. I can't cover the world, but I will help you cover the quilt.
It's not the first time we've met. Please call me husband first.
8. There are no perfect two people, only two hearts give in to each other.
9. Did I accidentally leave the door open and let you in?
10, I have gone a little further, but I want to pick more roses and kiss more for you.
1 1. I wanted to know you the first time I saw you. They call it love at first sight.
12, you have a boyfriend and I only have one rival in love. You don't have a boyfriend. The whole world is my rival in love.
Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss you at any time.
14, I think I am a playboy, why? Because I like every look of you.
15, it's cloudy in Karen Mok, it's cloudy in Stephanie, and it's sunny in Jay Chou. It's better to chat with me.
16, I heard that the girl takes good care of her home, and I want to hear more about it for the rest of my life.
17, is your father a thief? Why? He stole the stars as your eyes.
18, do you know what clothes suit you? Beautiful clothes! No, I conquered it.
19 Do you smell anything? No? Why lick the air as soon as you come out?
20. If you and I had a child, what do you think it would be? What seats? Gemini? No, our masterpiece.
2 1, little sister, little sister, what seat do you take? Taurus, what about you? I did ... I made it for you.
22, I don't complain about life, why, I want to hug you.
23. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? I didn't know that monkeys lived in caves, but you lived in my heart.
24. Leave the miracle to others. I have you.
You ask me how much I like you, but I can't tell you. I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.
26. It's not that I'm persistent, but it's worth it.
27. liking you is like the sun will not give up the sky.
28. I am also afraid that someone will use this to please you when you are embarrassed.
29. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.
I have nothing to do with your best friend. I won't let anything happen to you.
3 1, I can't bear to bully others. How can I be bullied by others?
32. I can meet you in my lifetime and spend all my luck.
Good night sucks, but I just want to tell you.
I think you are a little strange today. What's so strange about it? That's cute.
35. Let me ask you a question, little sister. Go ahead. Who do you spend Valentine's Day with? I don't know how you know my name.
36. I'll return the fallen leaves to you. I chase the river every month. I chase you. I put the crane back in the lonely mountain. I came back to you. I came back to you. I protect you with spring mud.
37. What do you bake first when you barbecue? Barbecue first, I will consider you first. ...
38.do you like yourself? I like it! Then I will be your rival in love for life.
39. I'll show you a magic trick ... It's over. Where has it changed? I like you better.
40. My mobile phone was stolen? Then call the police! Ok, hold on tight (hug the girl conveniently)
4 1, you are good at holding dolls. Not bad. Why? Then why do you hold my heart tightly?
42.do you like water? I like it. Congratulations, you already like me 72%.
43. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.
44. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.
45. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?
46. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.
47. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, when you grow up like this, you will be in the top three at most.
48. I wanted to fuck you at the first sight. They call it love at first sight.
Your past may not have me, but I hope my future will not have you.
50. My cat has thick fur. Can you take care of it for me?
5 1. The best place I can think of is on the stairs in front of your house.
I want to stay with you all the time, hold your hand tightly and love you forever.
53. I usually start laughing after being angry for a while. In fact, I also want to be cool and ignore people, but I can't hold back.
54. I will be your princess all my life, and you can't escape.
55. I am so cute, how can you leave me?
56. I just think you are very sweet and want to taste you from beginning to end.
Liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.
58. I am guilty. What? I'm lighting your heart.
59. There are 100 sweet ways: eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.
I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.
6 1. When I saw you, I became a vegetarian. Why? Because you are my type.
62. What do you think will happen if we fall into the river? It's freezing! We will be fine, because we are in love.
63. Let me see your hand. (Tan Shou) Hey, you, you need me in your life!
Liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.
65, you are the joy of youth, read backwards.
66. May you lose your life or come to me.
67. Gently, a spring breeze brushed the cheek, causing a ripple. Long, with your breath, sweet in memory.
68. I'll walk as long as I walk with you. I will never frown without complaining.
69. You love me and I will accompany you; You don't love me, I give you freedom. This is the silly me, the one who cares about you.
70. Can I learn to take care of you, and then you love me?
7 1, I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Buy your unswerving dedication.
72. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is the years spent with you.
I don't seem to know what love is, but when I met you, I knew everything.
74. I don't want to bully others. Can others bully me?
75. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.
76. Your two-word name can't make one word, but it enriches my heart.
77. Don't bother me. If you bother me again, marry me.
78. With you, you are all to me; Without you, I only have you!
You are too young for me to be with you.
80. If you agree, I will continue to like you. If not, I will have a crush on you. What do you want?
8 1, shall we consider upgrading our revolutionary friendship?
82. Life seems meaningless without you. A pack of cigarettes, a bottle of wine and a walking corpse.
I don't like this world. I only like you, and I like your world.
I have nothing to do but listen to your voice.
85. Hold my hand, even if you walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.
86. I'm actually a playboy. I like you every day and all kinds of you.
87. You are my present and future.
88. I once said that without you, it is my loneliest moment.
I suddenly smiled happily because I thought of you.
90. Love letters are plagiarized, but my feelings for you are true.
9 1, you are unique, how can I not cherish it?
I regret meeting you. You let me know that I don't feel as heartbroken as you do.
I don't want to be a passer-by in your life. I just want to accompany you to the end of my life.
94. You are the devil in others' hearts and the fairy in my heart.
You know, no one will tempt me like you.
96. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.
97. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.
98. If you bother me again, you will marry me.
99. Life is not long. Don't get too close to cherish it. I just want to hold you tighter.
100, only those who have lived with themselves for too long will yearn for love and be qualified to have love.
Chatting with routine girls 100 cases 2 0 1 Will you believe me?
02. Where do you like to play best?
03. Is your boss nice?
04. What will make you break up?
Do you like being alone?
06. What do you think love is?
07. Is love at first sight true?
08. Is it stressful?
09. What do you like to eat after work?
10, are you satisfied with your work?
1 1. What kind of movies do you like to watch?
12, an ideal working city?
13, tell me about your perfect date.
14. How many children do you want in the future?
15. What kind of working environment do you like?
16. What's interesting at work?
17. Do you cook by yourself? Or order takeout?
18. What is mutual loyalty in your eyes?
19, will you give up the principle and when?
20. What attracts you most about men?
2 1, what details will make you tempted by a man?
22. What is your pet? How much do you want to keep?
23. Is there a difference between a man's love and a woman's love?
24. As a woman, what do you think men should know most?
25. If your sister cheated you, would you tell her about her date?
26. In love, who do you think will dominate and why?
27. If you had a choice, would you like to be a boy or a girl?
The topic of high emotional intelligence corrupts the routine of picking up girls;
What have you been reading recently? Why look?
22. How did you achieve the goal set at the beginning of the year?
23. Have you ever kept animals? Which one do you like best?
24. What are you most ashamed of? Why?
25. What is the earliest memory in your life?
26, talk about yourself, don't talk about work and other aspects.
27. What do you want me to tell you most?
28. Who is your best girlfriend? Can you tell me why?
29. If you win the lottery, will you still go to work?
30. How do you think it should be kept secret? Please tell me the reason?
3 1. As a woman, how to have femininity?
32. Did your parents teach you sexual enlightenment? Or did you learn it yourself?
33. Let's talk about a realistic topic. What makes you happy all day?
34. What are your goals for the coming year? How do you want to achieve it?
35. How did you control yourself from getting angry? Did it cause you trouble?
36. I want to know what is the biggest secret in your family that everyone knows?
Chatting with girls 100 Case 3 What are the skills of chatting with girls?
1, if you want to successfully pursue the girl you like, you must first make her have a good first impression on you, that is, let her successfully let go of her bad feelings with you and let her open her heart to you. Although he can't like you yet, as long as he doesn't dislike you, as long as he is willing to communicate with you, the next thing will be natural and you two will succeed together.
We can determine the content of your chat according to his preference. If she is a particularly romantic girl, we can browse some attractive and touching romantic love movies recently. In the process of your chat, you can exchange your views on this movie with him, so that he can feel that you are also a romantic girl, or that you are a particularly romantic boy. Naturally, your chat will be harmonious.
What are the chatting skills of chasing girls?
1, focusing on accumulating topics
Chatting is a jumping process, and the topic is often jumping. Therefore, chatting puts forward higher requirements for the accumulation of topics, materials and experience.
Therefore, in daily life, we should pay attention to the accumulation of chat materials. For example: anecdotes, funny topics, interesting pictures, personal adventures.
As for the topic of chatting, I think anyone who has experience in chatting will know that when your social circle reaches a certain height, necessary chatting materials are essential. Therefore, whether chasing girls or living, studying in thousands of books and taking Wan Li Road are your best choices.
2, master the way of thinking
From the perspective of gender, ways of thinking can be divided into two categories.
(1) Male thinking mode: abstract generalization, problem solving, motivation exploration, cause and effect establishment, reasoning and summary, purpose first and objectivity as the standard.
(2) Female mode of thinking: specific details, expressing feelings, describing problems, focusing on the past, being open and sure, forgetting the purpose and taking self as the standard.
Judging from the characteristics of the above types of thinking, male thinking is suitable for solving problems, while female thinking is more suitable for maintaining relationships. Therefore, in the process of chasing girls, we might as well adopt more female thinking. Otherwise, it is difficult to continue the topic or relationship with rational male thinking and perceptual female thinking.
3. Be good at listening and gain recognition.
Many times, girls just want to seek the approval of the opposite sex in the process of communicating with the opposite sex, rather than exchanging opinions or expanding their ideas. Therefore, in the process of chasing girls, we must learn to listen and gain recognition from each other. You can empathize with others and bring you closer with the sense of substitution. Remember: whether it is face-to-face chat or telephone chat, three points are content, and seven points are tone and attitude!
Is there any way to chat with girls?
1, pretend to be a bad guy
Pretending to be a bad guy once again confirms these humorous principles. "The secret of humor is accident." "You have to pretend to be a super selfish hooligan ..." Think about that rascal Cai, who pretended to be a rascal at the first intimate contact.
2. False denial
This technique is similar to false admission, but in the opposite way, that is, when a girl accuses or questions you, she pretends to deny it and then admits it again to create a humorous effect. In fact, there are two ways to answer any question, which can create humor. One is to admit before denying, and the other is to deny before admitting.
3. False echo
When a girl says something, if you disagree, don't say anything against it. Pretend to agree with her first, then extend, exaggerate and return to absurdity.
Step 4 reverse the word order
Reversing the other party's word order still constitutes a legal sentence, which often creates accidents and humor.
Take the initiative to talk to girls from the beginning.
1. If you don't know what to say or what to say to him now, we can send him a very funny picture first, or let him see some of your very funny actions, so that he will laugh when he sees it. When he is in a good mood, he will naturally be interested in chatting with you. After all, it was nice talking to you.
2. Now, if you say something romantic, it will make the other person think that you are a very frivolous person, so we can pay attention to him when chatting with him, for example, did you have a good day? Although it is common to say such things, it is enough to prove that you are a very careful person.
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