Eager for super funny jokes

1. There is an advertisement that Weibo sent me this garbage:

"Dear, Tencent users remind! You have a private message from Weibo! Prompt you to win the second prize, please log in → ... "

I immediately reported it, and the reason for reporting it is:

"Don't even give me the first prize of cheating advertising. I'm hurt!

2. Freshman just started school, and the teacher couldn't remember the names, so he made up various codes on the spot.

One day in class, the teacher wanted to ask a classmate to answer questions and call the roll loudly: "ice dew!" " Ice dew, tell me about it! "

No one in the class ordered ice dew, and no one answered it.

The teacher explained: "I mean the girl with iced mineral water in the N th row and the N th table. Yes, it's you. Come and answer!"

The whole class was silent, and some students who drank Wang Laoji silently put away their drinks. ...

As soon as a person started his business, he rented a luxurious office.

One day, I saw a man outside ready to come in. The man pretended to be busy with business and picked up the phone and talked nonsense. He kept throwing out several big figures as if he were talking about a big deal.

Finally, he hung up the phone and asked the visitor, "What's the matter?"

The man blushed and replied, "Sorry, I installed the phone."