Do you have a funny joke? Two is enough, don’t talk about it often

Let me tell you something about myself, Gege. One day my colleague went to the bank. I gave him my bank card and asked him to withdraw all the money for me. I knew there was not much money in it, but I forgot how much it was. Well, when he came back, he threw me three yuan and his bank card, and told me not to come to me for this matter in the future. It would be very embarrassing

Every time he wanted to smoke, he would go to the Welfare Lottery with the money he spent to buy cigarettes. I selected five bets at the betting station and told myself that I had clicked n times and received a lot of likes. I would be very happy to win not only five million, but fifty thousand. I’m sorry, half a year has passed. I haven’t won a single prize, but I have quit smoking. , I’m so damn talented

I remember it happened a few years ago. The poster was riding a motorcycle to the county town. The motorcycle broke down halfway. It was late at night. There was nothing I could do. It was dozens of miles away, so I gave him My friend at home called me to pick me up. He didn’t know how to ride a motorcycle, so he asked his neighbor to come pick me up. Twenty minutes after we talked, he called me and said, “Hurry up and push me. We’ll help you.” It’s less than a mile ahead! We are pushing back, please slow down and try to catch up with us! ! !