Who knows the story of Naiheqiao? Tell me about it.

There is a road called Huang Quan Road and a bridge called Naihe Bridge. Walking across Naihe Bridge, there is a earthen platform called Wangxiangtai, and there is an old woman named Meng selling tea next to Wangxiangtai.

A long time ago, black and white impermanence led the way for the dead on a dead end. Black impermanence leads the wicked, while white impermanence leads the good. After crossing the Naihe Bridge, passers-by can see the world for the last time on Wangxiangtai, drink three bowls of Mengpo tea, forget about Sansheng, and then enter the underworld.

One day, black and white impermanence carried a drunken monkey across Naihe Bridge. The monkey struggled so hard that Meng Po couldn't pour the tea into his mouth, so he let it go straight to the palace of hell. I didn't know that the monkey was miraculous, but he beat him up, grabbed the judge's pen, ticked off the book of life and death and rushed out.

Meng Po got a demerit, black and white impermanence deducted the bonus of the month. It wasn't long before the monkey went to the Heavenly Palace to be Marvin Bi, and he was named "Monkey King", which made Meng Po extremely dissatisfied. Meng Po reported the situation to Yan, who said, "I don't care how Heaven employs people. If your work is not in place, you should be punished. Besides, your punishment was decided by organizing discussion ... "Meng Po interrupted:" I want to change the place of drinking Mengpo tea from before entering the underworld to after leaving the underworld and before reincarnation. "

The prince pondered for a moment and said, "Your opinion is very valuable. The planning meeting for the construction of the Tenth Underground Hall will be held soon, and we will seriously deal with this opinion. "

The planning meeting of the Ten Halls of Hell finally accepted Meng Po's suggestion, allowing ghosts to enter hell with memories of past lives, accept punishment with regrets, and erase the memories before rebirth. 10 Wheel Hall was built not far behind Naihe Bridge, and there was a Meng Po Pavilion outside the hall, where people who had drunk Mengpo tea stepped onto the wheel platform. At the same time, black impermanence was left alone to summon souls on the road of death, and Bai impermanence was transferred to the wheel hall to work, responsible for pushing the people on the wheel platform into the amniotic fluid river. Once you fall into the river, you will be reincarnated.

At first, Bai impermanence seriously pushed people into the amniotic fluid river. After many years, he got tired of it, and the pushing became more and more immoral. He often kicks people into the river by sweeping gladiator legs and scissors legs. Sometimes, like Bruce Lee, with a long whistle, the flying legs kicked people out, hit the red rock on the other side, and then fell into the amniotic fluid river; Sometimes he would shout "Foshan-no shadow-legs!" , even kicking dozens of legs, kicking others repeatedly vomiting blood; Sometimes he makes 18 people stand in a row and shakes them into the river with 18 dragon paws ... In order not to be beaten, people rush to the turntable after drinking Mengpo tea and jump down one by one. If you have squeezed a bus in Chengdu, you should be familiar with this scene.

The turntable is too crowded, and it is inevitable that someone will accidentally squeeze out the birth permit. It is very troublesome to reissue the birth permit at Huanlun Temple. In addition, after drinking Mengpo tea, it is not advisable to look back. They seek common ground for one person's convenience and use a birth permit, so twins are born in the world. When the computer of Runwheel Temple was infected with virus, five people were given the same birth certificate. As soon as the child was born, the parents called Guinness World Headquarters. Several times, when a child was born, Runluntang found that the birth certificate was wrong, so Bai impermanence took several men to the dead to remedy it, and the story of a civet cat becoming a prince happened.

Some people will certainly not be defeated by impermanence. They are immortals engaged in research in the lower world, or messengers with special tasks. They have a special pass and are not allowed to drink Mengpo tea.

Tian Pengyuan Shuai, who came from the former upper bound, came to go through the reincarnation formalities, lived in the retreat of the wheel hall and slept for an hour. He suddenly heard Bai impermanence violently knocking at the door: "Chief, it's time!" " "He put on his clothes and rushed out. Being unfamiliar with the road, he didn't get on the turntable, but mistakenly broke into the robbery site and threw a pig fetus.

People are born and reborn from the turntable; The pig was born by his mother and reincarnated through the portal. Marshal Tian Peng gave birth to a pig, which affected the glorious image of Gao Qian and even became a problem in falling in love. Ten underworld clubs jointly held a special meeting, and decided to nail street signs at the main intersections, install loudspeakers at the bridge head of Naihe River, and shout once every once in a while, so as not to accidentally delay the time.

In a few years, it was popular among the dead that "many hands make light work", and it was every day that Yan was asked for reincarnation indicators. Rebecca released some prisoners before their sentences had expired. From the eighteenth floor of hell, some prisoners were transferred to the seventeenth floor, and the seventeenth floor transferred some prisoners to the sixteenth floor, and so on. After a few years, family planning became popular among the dead, and the population of hell soared. The prisoner on the 17th floor refused to turn back to the 18th floor, threatening to sue God, saying that Yan had transferred the prisoner privately. Hell had to expand several shallow layers of hell, and then let those retired cadres who should have been reborn but didn't get the birth certificate stay in the wheel hall.

People who have drunk Mengpo tea are eager to be reborn, even if they are beaten by impermanence or wronged by something else, they will not care too much. Black impermanence is different. He dragged the man he had just killed to the underworld with handcuffs and shackles. People who can't stand his torture often shout, "I won't let you go even when I get to the underworld!" " "Black impermanence laughed:" Ye Yan is our boss, you go to sue. "

Both heaven and earth know a little about lynching in hell, but they don't know the details. Under the instructions of the Jade Emperor, several reporters made unannounced visits to the underworld and published what they saw and heard in the current affairs edition of Tiangong. After careful study, Tianfu General Office sent a rectification notice to the local government.

A special meeting was held urgently to rectify the administrative law enforcement style of the underworld. The meeting asked all cadres and workers to raise their awareness and unify their caliber. Each department conducts self-examination, and then the rectification team supervises; Arrange special personnel to deploy preventive work, and the center is "fire prevention, theft prevention and reporting prevention" ... All prisoners in the underworld write letters of guarantee to prove that they have not been abused. Those prisoners who have been subjected to severe punishments such as tongue plucking, burning and gouging out their eyes refused to write a letter of guarantee, so they were severely beaten: "Don't write?" Then fight until you are willing to write! "

The meeting decided to set up a petition office in the Temple of Hades, and arrange the most reliable cadres to receive complaints, so that problems can be discovered early. If it is a complaint window department and a grassroots unit, let the complainant go back to mediation on his own; Complain about vendors and ghosts, and refer the complainant to relevant administrative departments; If you complain about key departments and leading cadres, ask the complainant to write a written material of not less than 10,000 words, which will be submitted by the Letters and Calls Office. The reply time is the Year of the Monkey ... If the problem cannot be solved, come back to complain and say: Sorry, we have too few staff here, and each complaint can only be received once.