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High marks reward the drama of Xiaoxi in Four Treasures of the Study and Zilin in Nangong in the Forbidden City!

The first episode:

In the Forbidden City, the moon is dark and the wind is high. In the dead of night, a dark shadow flashed on the wall and went straight to the Imperial Garden of the Forbidden City. Nalan Rong Ruo, a third-class bodyguard, found the situation and stepped forward to stop it, only to find that the masked killer was actually Emperor Kangxi. It turned out that this day was Kangxi's birthday, and Kangxi pretended to be an assassin. Kangxi took Nalan Rong Ruo to bypass the palace and hurried out of the city. The emperor went out of the palace incognito, many guards went out of the palace one after another, and even used the royal passage of cock crow, which led to the outbreak of cock crow in Beijing at midnight. In the street, when a stuttering beggar and her righteous brother Xie Fang were begging along the street, they met the lame scholar Shi who came to Beijing. Shi saw that their business was not good, so he knocked Xie Fang out with a stick. Lin Tianbao was heartbroken and attracted passers-by to pay for it. After Kangxi and Nalan Rong Ruo, they couldn't help donating money. In the pub, the purple girl Nangong Zilin danced a good flying knife, and many experts were ashamed. Everyone was amazed, but the Nangong Zilin drifted away.

In the inn, several anti-thieves with some vicious dogs deliberately assassinated Kangxi. At this point, Kangxi knew nothing and the situation was critical. In front of the steamed bun shop, the spoils were unevenly distributed with the stone, and there was a big fight, which coincided with the anti-thief letting the dog assassinate Kangxi. Shi Qiao passed on the crisis with the dog tube buns, and the evil dog pounced on Xie Fang. The plan to kill the dog failed, and several anti-thieves jumped on Kangxi. He Rongruo escorted Kangxi, and he fell in love with Nangong Ady at first sight. At the critical moment, all the people in the market are plainclothes guards. They took off their disguise and protected Kangxi from leaving.

In the suburbs, several anti-thieves reported the failure of the plan to the Heaven and Earth Society and decided to die. Just when they went back on their word, they were smeared on their necks by a generation of heroes, Guan Xiaotong. At this time, Nangong Zilin, who was chasing all the way, met a strange Guan Xiaoxi and was said to be dizzy. A year later, we will try to publish this list. And Xie Fang were still begging in the street. Kangxi and Nalan went to do the list, but they were disappointed when they came home. Shishi Road High School met Yuan. The nangongshan Ady also came to Beijing. Now, she has become a killer, and the first thing to do is to assassinate Kangxi. At this time, Xie Fang was ill, and Lin Tianbao was clever enough to beg for food for Xie Fang in the street. Nalan Rong Ruo and Kangxi came to Liuhe Hotel. They saw the crowd besieging Lin Tianbao. Yin Xue, a mad monk, got drunk in the street and was almost killed by Peng Chun, the son of Peng Tai, a nine-magistrate, who was in a hurry to go out of the city to hunt. He came to the rescue, and Peng Chun's arrogance collided with Kangxi. In a rage, Kangxi dismissed Peng Tai and assigned Peng Chun to the frontier. Unexpectedly, the crazy monk didn't buy it. Kangxi ordered a few people at random to be worshipped by the mad monk, and later sealed Hou. The mad monk readily promised and made a bet to build a Wutai Mountain. Kangxi stretched out his hand and pointed to two beggars and a lame man plus a second-class bodyguard. , Xie Fang, stone and he was dumbfounded. The mad monk brought four people.

On the way back, Kangxi met Nangong Zilin, who assassinated Kangxi with his flying knife stunt. In times of crisis, Nalan Rong Ruo, who had already seen through, resolved the crisis, and Nangong Ady was injured and fled. The parents of plainclothes bodyguard Kunlun followed closely. Kangxi returned to the palace with emotion.

The second episode:

Guan Xiaotong has now become a generation of heroes, looking for Nalan Rong Ruo to compete. He is not at home, GuanXiaoXi met the Nangong Ady who was running away. Nangong Zilin was chased by Kunlun's parents, who tried to save Nangong Zilin. Kunlun's parents returned to Kangxi, and Kangxi vaguely realized that the mastermind behind the scenes was the Heaven and Earth Society. The mad monk led four people on the road, and Sanfu's minister sent a letter at his request, dismissing Huiyuan Shi from his post as Jiangdu county magistrate on the grounds that he was ugly. A line of people continue to go to Tiantai Mountain, passing through the place where celebrity Wang Shizhen stayed. During the dinner, the crazy monk simply explained how to make the four people worship each other and seal the Hou, which surprised everyone. The mad monk ordered Lin Tianbao to swear to Jinlan, but many of them were not satisfied. Tianbao even released Shi's blood during the alliance, and Shi made the stutterer who had just cured stuttering stutter again. The four of them made a scene, and the crazy monk dragged everyone into it.

They came to Tiantai Mountain. According to the different natures of the four people, the mad monk taught the secret of promotion one by one. The first lesson is to learn to be a dog before becoming an official. Be clever, resell Wang's paintings and calligraphy, and make a lot of money; Xie Fang was beaten into a hornet's nest and practiced martial arts hard; Nalan, Shi read poetry books and discussed classics. Two days later, Shi completed his apprenticeship and took office as Jiangdu county magistrate. They all said goodbye. Nalan Ci is a kind of record written by Rong Ruo.

The third episode:

Yin Xue, a crazy monk, tricked Lin Tianbao into going to the National Assembly Temple for an outing. Lin Tianbao was trained in the National Assembly Temple, and Yin Xue ordered him to tell jokes to Japanese monks in tears, which was a great success. Yin Xue thinks that Lin Tianbao's future is infinite. After a period of devil training, Lin Tianbao three people finished their studies, and Yin Xue gave them a final exam question: solving Lin Tianbao's stuttering problem. Everyone tried hundreds of tricks and accidentally fell off the cliff. Yin Xue saved everyone with his stunt and taught them to jump off a cliff. At this time, the voice of the old monk Shunzhi came from behind the Woods. It turned out that all this was the idea of the old monk Shunzhi. Shunzhi became a monk in his prime, and finally he had no father with Kangxi. Shunzhi felt guilty, so he ordered Yin Xue to choose four people to assist Kangxi. Yin Xue didn't tell all this to the four disciples. While Lin Tianbao was practicing his stunt of jumping off a cliff, it began to rain cats and dogs. Lin Tianbao was stabbed by Nalan Rong Ruo and then struck by lightning. Unexpectedly, he cured his stuttering. Everyone is very happy.

After some suffering, the mad monk finally allowed four people to go down the mountain, but on one condition, Qi Xin must work together to break into the world. On the way down the mountain, Yin Xue wrote a graduation question: Lin Tianbao must be integrated into the palace; Xie Fang became the leader of Wulin; History must solve a unique case or protest against the death of the emperor; Nalan wants to be a famous hermit. Then the crazy monk left.

Four brothers gathered in Beijing. After some analysis, the first problem is to enter Jia's million-dollar mansion, become a miser in Beijing, and become an inferior servant. With everyone's help, Lin Tianbao got his wish. With his glib words, Lin Tianbao is at home in Jiafu. Lin Tianbao's nature is gradually revealed, and at the same time, Tianbao really understands the promotion secret handed down to him by the mad monk. Because Jia Million was in close contact with the Six Princes, Lin Tianbao naturally took advantage of the opportunity of the Six Princes' visit to Jiafu to please the Six Princes, and then he was tempted by the Six Princes. Finally, Kangxi decided to visit Six Wang Fu, and the fate of Lin Tianbao's life changed.

The fourth episode:

Kangxi personally visited Six Wang Fu, and Lin Tianbao tried his best to win Kangxi's love and gave him a third-class bodyguard to follow Kangxi. Lin Tianbao finally took the most important step in his life. After the promotion, Lin Tianbao held his head high, rode an imported horse, and hung the privilege sign of turning left to meet the enemy in front of the noon gate. After some discussion, Shi returned to Jiangdu County, and Nalan assisted Xie Fang to seize the position of Wulin leader. Lin Tianbao returned to the emperor, admitted the monk's questioning, and gained a reputation as a master of Buddhism.

Xie Fang and Nalan came to perform at the foot of Mount Khufu. Huang Tianba, the leader of Wulin Alliance, saw that Xie Fang had special skills and wanted to call him. Xie Fang became a consultant of fuhushan. Na Lan, Rong Ruo and Xie Fang issued heroic posts in the name of Huang Tianba and called the Wulin Congress. Jiangdu county. People are happy to welcome the champion county magistrate back. Shi solved the mystery and unsolved case with his fist. People clapped their hands and cheered. Fuhushan. Huang Tianba suddenly received a tip that all the inns in gaoyou county were filled with people from all walks of life, all for the Wulin Congress. Huang Tianba got a fright and quickly consulted consultants Xie Fang and Nalan Rong Ruo. At the foot of the mountain, under the leadership of the abbot of Shaolin Temple, many heroes came to attend the meeting. Conscience feels strange, and urges all heroes to be vigilant. Huang Tianba was in a meeting, and the hero broke in at the speed of consciousness. Huang Tianba suddenly froze.

The fifth episode:

Realizing that the old monk led heroes from all walks of life into Khufu, Huang Tianba was frightened and the situation got out of control. Nalan Rong Ruo took the opportunity to control the overall situation and announced his re-election as the leader of Wulin. They met Xie Fang and lost touch with each other. Aside Huang Tianba knew that he was no match, and finally understood the real purpose of Xie Fang. At this point, Yin Xue came and told Huang Tianba the truth in private. Huang Tianba knew that he was no match for Xie Fang. In order to save face, he decided to compare the basic skills with Xie Fang: triple jump, rings, solid ball and so on. As a result, Xie Fang successfully captured the Wulin leader. Tired for a few days, Nalan Rong Ruo suddenly felt heartbroken. Yin Xue came to rescue him and returned to Tiantai Mountain with Nalan Rong Ruo.

At this time, the history of Jiangdu County received a letter urging him to finish his mission to Japan quickly. Shi decided to go to Beijing to remonstrate. Tiantai Mountain. Nalan Rong Ruo fell ill and fainted. Yin Xue pleaded with the old monk Shunzhi to save Nalan Rong Ruo, and Shunzhi handed him the Great Mercy Mantra. Snow Seal finally saved Nalan Rong Ruo, exhausted all his skills and lost his martial arts. The pathogen of Nalan's heartache is congenital. Yin Xue taught him the Great Mercy Curse. Remember, you can't be emotional in this life, otherwise even the gods can't be saved. He also understands his pursuit. Fame and fortune are only fleeting, and what he pursues is eternal love in his heart. Yin Xue knew he was born perfect, and he was destined to be here in the future.

Beijing. Shi knelt on the golden palace and swore to Kangxi that the three assistant ministers were in charge of state affairs, ganging up for personal gain and trying to control the platform. When this statement came out, everyone was surprised. Kangxi was furious and drove him back to Jiangdu County. Stone returned to Jiangdu County in vain, but he knew in his heart that if he did not die, he would have succeeded long ago, and finally understood the intention of giving him the danger of Huashan. In fact, all civil and military officials know this, and they all have bad feelings about the stone, but they are helpless. At this point, Mount Khufu in Xie Fang has become more and more powerful. Kangxi ordered Fei Yanggu and others to destroy it many times, but failed. He appointed Lin Tianbao as an imperial envoy, courted Xie Fang and took over as Gaoyou county magistrate. Lin Tianbao finally became an official and rode a donkey to gaoyou county. Gaoyou county. Lin Tianbao was not familiar with the customs here, but he was teased by the county commandant and was full of jokes.

The sixth set

Gaoyou county is located at the foot of Mount Khufu, with peculiar folk customs and excellent public security. The position of Huang Tianba, a civilian magistrate, is much higher than that of Lin Tianbao, a government magistrate. Lin Tianbao embezzled silver, and Huang Tianba arrested Fu Fushan and entered the corrupt class. At this point, Kangxi also traveled incognito and came to gaoyou county, where he was deliberately caught in Fuhu Mountain. Xie Fang knew the identity of Kangxi for a long time, so he would entertain Kangxi. Kangxi left with satisfaction. Lin Tianbao was not as lucky as Kangxi, and was abused by the abnormal teacher in the class. Finally, the teacher came up with the most poisonous plan in the world to repair this incorrigible corrupt official: he locked Tianbao with the root of all evil (money) and the pink skeleton (beauty) and reflected on it alone. Tianbao is naturally overjoyed. When Xie Fang learned that Lin Tianbao was being held in the most dangerous place, he was frightened and hurried to save him. When they met, they couldn't help laughing at each other. Lin Tianbao took out Kangxi's imperial edict and embraced Xie Fang. Xie Fang went to Beijing to reply to me, and was appointed as the Nine Magistrates, cooperating with Feiyanggu to destroy the rebel Wu Shipan.

Tiantai Mountain. Nalan Rong Ruo has been closed for half a year, and monks in Yin Xue scattered many of Nalan's masterpieces in the Jianghu, signing them as Lengjiashan people. He left Yin Xue to wander the rivers and lakes. He remembered that his sister Nalan Huimin, who had been fostered with his uncle for many years, was not far away, so he went to visit him. Feiyanggu did not listen to Xie Fang's dissuasion and sent troops rashly, which led to the annihilation of Huang Tianba's pioneer department. Kangxi was furious, excused Feiyanggu and appointed Xie Fang as the coach. In the wilderness, Nangong Zilin, who had been closed for half a year, decided to go through the customs, only to meet Wu Shipan's rebels. Nangong Zilin is like a witch, scaring away thousands of troops and driving the rebel leader crazy. During his trip to Rong Ruo, Nalan met a black shop and skillfully made a picture-in-picture, which punished the black-hearted shopkeeper and didn't want to meet the lonely Nangong Zilin on the road. Two people flying in the air, intertwined. At the front, Xie Fang got the news, and the rebels who came by sneak attack escaped inexplicably. The coach was too scared to go home and committed suicide. Although Xie Fang won the battle, he was delirious and depressed.

The seventh set

The sky is bright and the Nangong Zilin and Nalan Rong Ruo are still floating in the air, facing each other. Nangong Ady fell in love with Nalan Rong Ruo. As a result, she fell and was saved by Nalan. In the middle of the night, he Rong Ruo slightly emotional to the nangongshan purple Lin, heartburn suddenly, fainted. Early in the morning, Nangong Ady woke up and looked at Nalan Rong Ruo who fainted. She made up her mind to get Nalan's attention no matter what method she used, and to assassinate Kangxi all the time, only when he was guarding her. When the Nangong left, he was a little excited and his heart ached. Knowing that my heartache is very serious, I slowly calmed my mood with the snow seal spell. He arrived in Hangzhou, but he caught up with the soldiers. Huang Tianba's defeated army and Wu Shipan's defeated army deserters rushed into Hangzhou. Nalan Rong Ruo mistook Lu Huimei, the daughter of the Governor of Liangjiang, for his sister Nalan Hui Min. But Nalan Hui Min was saved by Huang Tianba and became sworn mothers and daughters with Lu Huimei's mother. I took Lu Huimei to Jiang's home in Jiangnan. Jiang saw through Lu Huimei's scam and married Lu Huimei to Nalan. He Rongruo agreed to save his reputation with Lu Huimei.

Lu Huimei's gentleness and wit made Nalan Rong Ruo really moved, which also made him heartache from time to time. He Rong Ruo had to restrain his feelings all the time. Huang Tianba sent Nalan Hui Min and Lu Huimei's mother back to Lujia. He lost face and became a robber. One day, Nalan Rong Ruo and Lu Huimei were riding horses and fell into the trap of Wu Shipan. It turned out that Wu Shipan pretended to be defeated and sneaked into Hangzhou. As for the coach who was scared to death, it was his brother. Nalan Rong Ruo killed Lu Huimei and destroyed Wu Shipan with Huang Tianba. In the melee, Lu Huimei was shot by an arrow. Nalan Rong Ruo was worried about the safety of Lu, causing heartache and being saved by Huang Tianba. Huang Tianba decided to send Nalan Rong Ruo to the city for treatment.

The eighth set

Lu Xingzu, governor of Liangjiang, got the news that his daughter Lu Huimei was in the city and hurried to the inn where Lu Huimei lived. She took Lu Huimei by force, regardless of Nalan Rong Ruo's serious illness. On the occasion of his parting, Lushi presented Rong Ruo with a bloody book. When Huang Tianba took medicine for Nalan Rong Ruo, he learned that Kangxi was going to hold a talent selection meeting. At the same time, he met Nalan Huimin and they returned to the inn together. At this time, Yin Xue came here to rescue Nalan Rong Ruo, who was sick, and found that Nalan Huimin was Nalan Rong Ruo's sister. Brother and sister know each other. Ruff. Lu Huimei was shot by an arrow, and her time is running out. Lu Huimei concealed her illness and exchanged blood books with Nalan Rong Ruo. Until He Rongruo found out the truth, Lu Huimei was terminally ill. He met Rong Ruo for the last time and died.

How sad, depressed and disheartened, Nangong Zilin appeared again. When he saw him, he also doubted whether he loved this man. At the same time, he sympathized with him and agreed to assassinate Kangxi at the unveiling meeting held by Kangxi. It turned out that he finally understood Yin Xue's mantra and decided to return to the Jianghu. Open meeting. Nangong assassinated Kangxi as promised. In times of crisis, a master called Lengga Mountain Man repelled the Nangong. This man was Nalan Rong Ruo. Kangxi was overjoyed and gave Nalan a first-class bodyguard. He returned to Kangxi's side, but never asked about it again. Gaoyou county. Lin Tianbao is beset with trifles every day. Although he is upset, he can also benefit from it, and he also has a domestic servant, Lin An, who is sharp-tongued and congenial. Little life is full and helpless.

Episode 9

Lin Tianbao decided the case at random, took the gold from the plaintiff and the defendant, but drove them out of the yamen. On this day, a generation of heroes Guan Xiaoxi came to Gaoyou County. These guys hacked by Lin Tianbao found Guan Xiaoxi and asked him to uphold justice. Guan Xiaoxi decided to assassinate Lin Tianbao at night. When Lin Tianbao got the news, he performed an official play during Guan Xiaotong's visit and moved Guan Xiaotong to leave. Lin Tianbao was very happy. The next day, he held a wine to celebrate, and ordered people to catch Qi San, the murderer of the former county magistrate, by mistake. Guan Xiaoxi confessed to Jin (Jing) and took him in. Lin Tianbao met Yang Ze, the official's son of the governor, in the dining room. Yang Ze bullies others and hurts its neighbors. Lin Tianbao decided to gamble, beat up Yang Ze, sent him to prison, and won the reputation of a just man. Unexpectedly, Qi San recognized that Yang Ze was behind the assassination of the former county magistrate.

After learning that his son Yang Ze was sentenced to death, Jiangsu policeman Yang Qingshou ordered touts to solve this matter. Lin Tianbao urgently ordered Guan Xiaoxi to hand over the case to Xie Fang and Nalan Rong Ruo in Beijing, and specifically told Guan Xiaoxi not to challenge them. Kill two birds with one stone, Lin Tianbao wants to use Xie Fang and Nalan Rong Ruo to get rid of Guan Xiaoxi. Guan Xiaotong was very excited to learn that he would meet Xie Fang and Nalan Rong Ruo.

Yang Qingshou's touts went to gaoyou county and tried to get up and down. Finally, touts exchanged Yang Ze and his life. In Jiangdu county, Shi gave Liu Zhushou, the magistrate of Yangzhou, and took him down conveniently. The capital, the governor's office. Guan Xiaotong challenged Xie Fang and Nalan Rong Ruo and lost. Guan Xiaotong tasted failure for the first time and was grateful to Xie Fang. Kangxi got a secret letter from Heshi, weighed it left and right, wanted to be appointed as the magistrate of Yangzhou, and was worried about the opposition of Sanfu. Hesitation, three assistant ministers accepted Yang Qingshou's bribe and tried to drive Lin Tianbao out of gaoyou county, so they recommended Lin Tianbao to Kangxi as Yangzhou magistrate. Kangxi was happy, of course.

When I went to my post, I stopped by to see Shi, but I met a headless case. Fortunately, Lin Tianbao solved the case and beheaded Yang Ze who came back from the dead and all the criminals. With the efforts of Heshi, Jiangnan was finally made a fuss, and corrupt officials fled everywhere. Xie Fang and Shi went to Beijing to report to me. Lin Tianbao was promoted to the position of Shuntian magistrate, and Xie Fang nodded for rebellion. He was awarded the positions of Governor Zuo and Duchayuan Taibao, and Shi was promoted to the position of Governor of Tongzhou Warehouse Factory. These four pieces were called imperial Four Treasures of the Study by Kangxi. Tiantai Mountain. Xueyin and Shunzhi are very pleased.

The tenth episode

The Yellow River burst, dozens of state capitals were in emergency, the disaster was serious, people were in panic, and the affected people had no food and clothing. The Kangxi regime faced an unprecedented crisis. However, the national treasury is empty and the gap in disaster relief funds is too large. Kangxi pulled his face down and asked hundreds of officials to donate money to the disaster area. Minister Sanfu shirked that he had always been clean and thrifty, and had little savings, and Kangxi could do nothing about it. Nalan Mingzhu held a banquet to celebrate his 50th birthday. The scene is grand, and the voices of congratulations from civil and military officials are endless. Shi sent a woodcut pig to celebrate his birthday. Although Pearl was annoyed, the stone's golden tongue still made Pearl unable to attack. Everyone took Kangxi Bao Tong copper coins as the target, shooting arrows and gambling on wine for fun. Hundreds of officials have shot arrows with bows, and copper coins are dangling. Shi seized the handle of Baiguan and shot Kangxi's title. The disguised Kangxi sneaked into the banquet and suddenly appeared, which caught the officials off guard. At this time, hundreds of officials donated a lot of silver, and Shi raised a lot of disaster relief money for Kangxi.

Kangxi hosted a banquet for the soldiers at the border, and Peng Chun made a slip of the tongue, which made Kangxi very angry. Kangxi privately ordered Bao Si to give him this tone. The next day, Four Treasures of the Study went to Peng Chun's new home in disguise, humiliated Peng Chun and left. The narrow-minded Kangxi was very satisfied with this. Peng Chun suddenly realized that Four Treasures of the Study had come to give Kangxi Xiu. He went straight to the palace to offer a humble apology on the morning of insomnia.

Wen Sibao finished the emperor's orders and planned to celebrate, so they came to Tianbao Palace, Lin. Lin Tianbao couldn't wait to send the other three people home. I quietly hid myself and looked at the Nangong Zilin statue that I had just had painted. Lin Tianbao looked at the portrait of the Nangong Ady and couldn't help being moved. At first, Lin Tianbao ordered people to draw a series of pictures of different facial expressions and clothes, even swimsuit photos. Lin Tianbao studied it carefully and couldn't put it down. Kangxi thought that Four Treasures of the Study would celebrate the dinner and join in the fun, but he didn't want to spoil Lin Tianbao's interest in seeing pictures. At this time, Peng Chun, naked and carrying Vitex negundo, came to Kangxi to plead guilty. Kangxi beat him up and lost his temper completely. When Lin Tianbao saw that Kangxi was in a good mood, he cheated Kangxi's calligraphy family and God of War on the grounds of practicing calligraphy. Lin Tianbao, who loves to show off, framed the imperial book of the emperor, made it into a scholarly plaque, hung it high, and often showed it off to his ministers, selling the God of War to Xie Fang at a high price. What's more, Lin Tianbao is always sour and pretends to be jealous, which makes people afraid to avoid it. Unfortunately, Li Guangdi and others were seriously injured while avoiding Lin Tianbao's poetry reading.

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