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Why did you say angrily when Lu Bu was killed that Liu Bei and Big Ear Thief were the most trustworthy?

Reading history is for wisdom and requires so many realms. Unofficial history, the official history, is no longer the real history. After thousands of years of whitewashing and editing, it has long been far away from the real story. At best, the official history has not reached that level.

Let me tell you a joke.

When Lu Bu's White Gate Tower was captured, Cao Cao said, "Help me surrender quickly. From now on, he is in charge of cavalry, and we are in charge of infantry, which is invincible in the world. " . Liu Bei said I was coming, so Liu Bei asked Lu Bu: Bu, I want to ask you, would you like to join us? Lu Bu: Bu is willing. Liu Bei: You see, he doesn't want to. Cao Cao: You advise again. Liu Bei: Bu, please promise. Lu Bu: Bu agreed. Liu Bei: Look, he won't live or die.