Ask jokes about football in China.

What is the significance of implementing the promotion and demotion system?

A: It can reduce the number of matches, thus reducing the cost of counterfeiting.

What great progress has been made after the professionalization of football?

A: Before professionalization, players and referees didn't know their occupation, no.

Know how to make money; After professionalization, they will know how to make money.

What is the reason why China lags behind South Korea and Japan in football?

Our time zone is not good. We are an hour behind them.

How to prevent counterfeiting?

A: In every future competition, we will invite notaries to notarize the balls used in the competition.

It's true.

Why does the audience have a big opinion about the black whistle?

A: That's because they haven't read our financial report.

Make a fuss.

What is the secret of Dalian's hegemony in China?

A: They often train with the women's football team.

Why are there so many coaches leaving class?

A: In order to solve the problem of laid-off workers, there are more coaches.

Waiting for class.

When will China football rush out of Asia and go to the world?

A: This will have to wait until the black whistle of China rushes out first.

What is the guiding significance of the great victory in flood fighting and disaster relief to the current work of the Football Association?

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A: We should plug all loopholes and never let them find fake balls.

Evidence.

What China football urgently needs to improve now is the technical, physical and tactical qualities.

Is it a moral standard?

A: Are these four things related to making money?

What is the connection between fake ball and handling?

A: Both of them are playing football.

Recently, it is rumored that there is a face football. Can you explain it?

A: It's sheer nonsense. We have lost face for a long time. Where can we come from?

Facing football.

What does Brazil's World Cup defeat inspire China football?

A: We have anticipated their inevitable fate, so we have advanced it.

Pulled the Jianlibao team out.

Why do Korean coaches have poor teaching records in China?

A: Because they didn't bring the Korean referee.

What is the biggest problem for TV football commentators?

A: Like us, we can only read the manuscript.

What do you think of Murdoch's acquisition of Manchester United?

A: It is unwise to replace an Australian as the president of the Football Association.

Move it.

How to guide the localism tendency of A-League and A-League audience?

A: Vigorously promote Putonghua.

What is the strategy of China football in the next ten years?

A: After learning the lessons from the last ten-year plan, we decided to spend.

Twenty years to study the next ten-year plan.

1、

I heard that your brother is a national football player?

Your brother is a member of the national football team .. Your whole family is a national football team.

2、

A Korean, a Japanese, and a China are lucky to meet God.

Koreans ask God, "When can we win the World Cup in Korea?" God said, "50 years." The Korean cried: "Boo hoo … I will never see you again!" " "

The Japanese also asked God, "When can we win the World Cup in Japan?" God replied, "Maybe 100." The Japanese also cried: "Boo hoo … never see you again!" " "

Of course, China people also ask God, "When can we win the World Cup in China?"

Unexpectedly, God cried: "Whoops … I can't see!" " "

The captain asked the police officer, "Did the prisoner confess?"

The policeman said, "No, the prisoner has a hard mouth."

The captain said, "Did you show Princess Pearl to the prisoner?"

The police officer said, "Yes, even the meteor garden. The prisoner did not confess. "

The captain said, "Did you show the romance novel to the prisoner?"

The police officer said, "I saw it, too. The prisoner vomited and still refused to confess. "

The captain was annoyed: "Then show the prisoner what Xiaozi wrote."

The policeman said, "Brother, I showed it to the prisoner, too. The prisoner fell three times, but he survived. "

The captain was furious: "Then show CCTV's Heroes of the Condor and the legendary swordsman to the prisoners! Left and right pendulum

A TV. "

Policeman: "Big Brother, this is, this is a bit harsh."

Captain: "No way, tough guys have to fight hard."

After a day, the captain asked again, "What happened? Have you confessed? "

The police officer said, "The prisoner was incontinent, but he didn't move." The captain growled, "Play China football."

Policeman: "Brother, people will die. Do you want to change another one? "

Captain: "Either the prisoner dies or I die."

After a day, the captain asked again; "Well, did you confess?"

The policeman said, "The prisoner is biting his tongue ..."

Cherish life and stay away from the national football team! ! ! ! These are all done by our Baidu netizens. Hey. . Football is in China.