Ask for some classic funny words. As if you were sent by God to punish me.

1. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?

Give it to me and don't worry, there's nothing wrong with it!

Relax, I'm not a good person. ......

5. How dare I charge you if you don't thank me!

6. Don't tell me to bring it on-I have two generations of love!

7. If you ignore me, I will be a dog!

8. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

9. If you can't reach it, try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

10. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

1 1. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

12. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

13. Hey, say what should be said and whisper what shouldn't be said.

14. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

15. Don't think I'm unattainable just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

16. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

17. As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

18. Three heads are better than one, and one is Zhuge Liang.

19. In this golden autumn of red leaves and maple leaves. ......

20. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

2 1. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!

22. A: Where to eat? I have no money.

B: Let's go to the restaurant. It's on me.-the hose.

23. a: it's hard to swallow this evil spirit without paying.

B: Then how can I let you die?

24. There is a saying in Shushan. Go ahead and learn from the sea.

25. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

26. How much is this pair of shoes?

27. I was really blind at the beginning. ...

28. Is this blind man blind?