English campus jokes and short stories

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go".

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Tom's excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a sign that says, "School-Go slow."

Mother asked Tommy to go to the shop across the street to buy a good box of matches. When Tommy came back, his mother asked him, "Did you buy a good box of matches?"

"Yes, Mom." Tommy replied, "I've tried everything."

A box of small matches

Mother asked Tommy to buy a good box of matches in the shop across the street. When Tommy came back, his mother asked him, "Did you buy a good match?"

"Yes, Mom." Tommy replied, "I've tried everything."

Father: Uh, oh, I think I just turned right illegally.

Susie: Never mind, Dad, the policeman behind you just did the same thing!

driver

Father: Oh, dear, I just turned right illegally.

Susie: That's all right, Dad. The policeman behind you turned like this.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

I gave it to a poor old woman. He replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "This is another two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.