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If two people come out of the chimney at the same time

The priest asked, "Two Jews fell from a tall chimney. One is dirty and the other is clean. Who will wash himself? "

The young man said, "Dirty people, of course!"

The priest said, "You are wrong! Dirty people look at clean people and think: I must be clean, too; A clean person looks at a dirty person and thinks, I must be dirty, too. Therefore, washing the body is a very clean person! "

The priest then asked, "Then two people fell into the tall chimney. Who will wash himself? "

The young man said, "of course it's the cleaner!" " "

The priest said, "You are wrong again! Very clean people find themselves not dirty when they take a shower; People covered in dirt are the opposite. He understands why the cleaner wants to take a bath, so this time he went to take a shower. "

The priest asked again, "Who will take a bath after falling down the chimney for the third time?"

The young man said, "Of course it's still the dirty man."

The priest said, "You are wrong again! Have you ever seen two people fall from the same chimney, one clean and the other dirty? "