Tell me jokes, jokes that need leaders' names.

1. Two ladies are complaining about the crowded bus now, which makes them very miserable. One said, "I'm really unlucky!" I was squeezed in the car. " One said, "I'm unlucky!" The car is so crowded that I'm pregnant. "

A man went to a brothel and asked a woman the price. The woman replied: 50 yuan. The man saw it was cheap and did it. The woman said: Please pay 100 yuan, and the man asked why. The woman replied that she went in and out of 50 yuan. The man thundered: You fucking move in China, and you charge in two ways!

3. The Beijing-Kowloon Railway is open to traffic, and farmers along it will see. A female passenger on the bus came for her period, corrected the paper and went out the window. The paper stuck to the farmer's face, and the farmer took it off and said, honey, it was so fast! A piece of paper can break your nose and bleed!

4. It's night. The husband is reading in bed. He puts his hand between his wife's legs from time to time. Wife undresses and coquettes. The husband asked: Why? The wife asked, What are your hands doing? The husband said solemnly: wet hands. Turning pages is easy!

5. One day, a monk met a nun and wrote a couplet: Part I: I didn't hang up during the day; The second part: I hung up at night; Part II: I am very free! The first couplet of a nun: daytime hole. The second couplet: the hole is empty at night. Cross: The request (ball) is answered.

6. Anhui famous wine since ancient times: a girl lifts her legs and gets drunk when she opens her mouth; Young men's legs are lifted, and gold seed wine; The old lady lifts her legs and Gu Jing salutes; As soon as the old man's legs are lifted, the holy spring will dry beer! Your legs are up, Chivalrous Spring Wine!

7. The father took his son to take a bath, and the ground was slippery. When his son was about to slip, he grabbed his father's genitals and didn't fall. Father scolded him, damn it, he came with me, he wanted to come with your mother, not kill you!

8. A student studying in the United States went home to visit relatives, boasting: American factories have advanced technology, pigs are brought in, and sausages are introduced! His father was very angry when he saw that he worshiped foreign things and admired foreigners. He said, your mother and I are better. I pushed the sausage in and a live pig came out!

9. A woman talks about her husband's sexual ability. A: Well, mine is like an electricity bill collector, once a month. My husband is like a pilot, so he blocked it. C: You are all right. My mouth was like a milkman and I left at the door.

10. The twins are chatting in their mother's belly. The boss said: Dad is a nice person and often shows his head to us. He just doesn't like hygiene, so he throws up and leaves. The second said, it's better to be an uncle next door. After vomiting, he put the sputum in a bag. He drove a Mercedes to steal cabbage.