A funny joke or joke.

In everyone's daily life and study, we should often see jokes or jokes that make people happy. Jokes and jokes are people's entertainment, and they represent jokes with certain educational significance. The following are jokes or jokes that make people happy.

Funny jokes or jokes 1 1. The teacher didn't tell us anything, but he will tell us well in front of the next schoolmate!

Second, I was better at school when I was a child. Growing up is better than salary. Now I have to go! Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

Third, it is chess that is handsome and has a car, and it is the bank that has money and a house.

Be my girlfriend, I will protect you, and I will never let other girlfriends find out.

Fifth, life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

If it's wrong to have money, I'd rather make the same mistake again. In fact, I don't care if I made a mistake. ...

Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

Eight, although you don't look good, you are unique. This world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of this world without you!

Nine, "In the world of adults, it is not easy to gain weight." "No, there are ugly and bald. How worried can you be about baldness in your twenties? "

10. The parking lot in this community is so poorly designed that it is like a maze. It takes a long time to find out that you don't have a car every time you go out!

I am a mature person. I don't do things like eating in anger until I'm full.

If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.

In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. Spending money on it is a waste of my time!

Fourteen, there are two reasons for the emergence of leftover women. One is that no one despises it, and the other is that no one despises it.

Fifteen, every time I swear to lose weight, I just say it out loud to scare the whole body.

Funny jokes or jokes 2 1. Today, I went to the hydropower bureau to pay the electricity bill with Alipay. The receptionist is a girl who has been spying on me. Then he took the initiative to say to me: "Handsome guy, add an Alipay friend?" I feel that the peach blossom is coming, and I am about to add her. An uncle stopped me and said, "I was never added before." Steal my ANT FOREST energy ball at 5: 00 every day.

2. I was walking on the road with a buddy that day, and suddenly a woman in front of me was dancing, jumping and swearing, like a ghost. . . Dude said to hurry up, I thought it was crazy. Go far, the elder brothers panted, just now, cigarette butts didn't go far, just into her neck. ...

3. Go to the ATM to withdraw money at night, and the ATM prompts that the balance is insufficient. "God, how come I have no money!" As soon as I turned around and saw the long queue in the back, I kindly reminded them that if they didn't have money and didn't line up, the people behind them all dispersed. . . I went back and thought about it. Damn it, the balance in my card is insufficient. .

4. Watch TV with my husband in the living room at night. It's getting late. Did my husband say he was asleep? ! I carry my husband behind my back. "Husband, I want you to carry me in!" " "My husband looked at me and said," Forget it, I'll move the bed out for you! " !"

In the evening, the exhausted husband said to his wife, "No matter who calls, just say I'm not here." After a while, the telephone rang, and my wife picked up the receiver and whispered, "Hello! My husband is at home now! " "Didn't I tell you I wasn't there?" The husband shouted angrily. Wife: "The phone is for me."

6. A gentleman got up in the morning and his wife looked at him with disdain.

"Did you dream last night?" ,

"How do you know? I seem to dream of a war that killed several Japanese devils ... ",

A funny joke or joke 3. Marrying the wrong person is like wetting the bed, warming a quilt for a while and cooling it.

Second, I always bow my head in class. When the teacher asked me why, I answered calmly and sank back. I suddenly remembered home!

Third, the difference between hardship and local tyrants? Standard answer: the difference between Dabao seeing every day and big health care seeing every day.

Fourth, "What does it feel like to be short?" "Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me!"

Five, others are proficient in chess and calligraphy, and I am even more powerful. I'll eat anything!

Sixth, I'm so nervous. What should I do? I want to see my parents! Is Aunt Wen gentle and Uncle Wen fierce? I was scared. After all, I hit his child first.

7. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

Eight, young people don't always think that there will be pies in the sky, but they should be down-to-earth and maybe they will find money on the ground?

9. On the train today, a salesman kept pushing his charging treasure beside me. I took out my Nokia and said, I don't need it. He said, why don't you buy one for your girlfriend? I gave him an oblique look and said, my girlfriend inflates but doesn't.

Ten, as the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find it difficult in the middle and even more difficult in the end.

1 1. I found 10,000 yuan at the gate of the community today. In the spirit of finding money, I waited in the same place for two hours. I'm bored before anyone comes to find me. I am short of ten thousand yuan. Can I still play mahjong?

12. On the way, I met an old man with something on his back. I want to go up and help him move. I casually said, "old thing, I'll help you carry it."

Thirteen, before being shot, the young man shouted in despair: "Who the fuck told me to kill people for a long life!"

Fourteen, the face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary, and money is also necessary.

15. Do you think this is the bottom of your life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall.

I have been waiting for happiness to knock at the door. After waiting for so many years, I didn't knock. Is my life a little biased?

Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

Eighteen years old, just a beautiful girl in front of me, we looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace until my hands were tired, and I slowly put down the mirror.

When you see me staring at you all the time, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

Twenty-one, I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse before, until I met you, and I told myself that I couldn't get it.

Twenty-two, there is always a person who smiles at you and hits you. Such as the class teacher standing outside the window.

Twenty-three, I just saw a figure like you, and I chased it like crazy, only to remember that there is no you in this city, and I stopped. I put down the brick in my hand and almost hit the wrong person.

24. Someone just asked me what brand of lipstick I use. I showed her the way. Go straight ahead and turn left at the first crossing. Remember to tell the boss to put more peppers.