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Four ants saw an elephant, and then the first ant said something. Has anyone seen this joke? I forgot to kneel down.

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed. The little rabbit was puzzled when he saw it. "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shh! Don't make a sound, I will trip his son! " The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why the ants replied, "Yesterday, an elephant tripped over one of our brothers and fell badly." Let's go and donate blood to that girl. " Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one of them has the same blood type as an elephant, so it is enough for him to draw blood there." On the third day, the rabbit came to ask the ant: Is that ya still alive? The ant said helplessly: I carried it back, damn it, my waist was bent and I fell too hard! When an elephant is sick, it should sue ants. The court ruled that ants tripped over elephants, which was malicious injury. The ant refused to accept six months' imprisonment. "The maximum sentence for personal injury is two months. Why did you sentence me to six months? " Judge: "The crime of personal injury is sentenced to February, and tripping an elephant is a crime of racial discrimination, adding 4 months ~ ~" So the ant complained to the High Court: We are equal to elephants, how can we "discriminate"? Please ask the high court to make a clear judgment, return our innocence and sue the judge for framing. A few days later, Xiang Fa suddenly died, and everyone ran to see it. I found a mother ant beside me. Just ask it how the elephant died. The mother ant cried and said, I told it that I was pregnant with its child, and it just ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ meowed ~ The mother ant laid a bunch of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches. It's fucking unfair that the elephant died ~ ~ One day the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing?" The elephant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise. I'm fucking waiting for that son of an ant turtle to come, so I can mix him up and avenge my brother. As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant's cry, so he ran back to see it at once and met an ant panting on the roadside. After listening to the ant himself, the rabbit asked him: TMD wants to mess with Lao Zi, but fortunately I found out early. It broke your foot! ! The elephant was sent back to the hospital again, because the femoral artery was broken, and this time it lost more blood, not even 80L. The blood bank is in an emergency, and the only ant that matches the blood type of the elephant has collapsed after the last blood transfusion.