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What is the hardest thing to curse?
Don't say sorry to me if you don't mean it. You are the best apology!
Gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light.
After seeing you, I realized that ugliness can be so specific.
Although you wear perfume, I still smell scum.
When you reach the age of flowers, you will grow into a succulent plant.
IQ is a good thing, I have it, he has it, and I hope you have it, too.
Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.
Don't pay too much attention to what some people say, because they have mouths, but not necessarily brains.
Losing is a blessing. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.
Don't mess with me It's not that you can't mess with me, it's that I despise you.
Don't laugh at others for short circuit, at least they still have electricity in their heads, and your battery has been broken for a long time, so you can only change a kitchen knife and washbasin.
It's a pity that you don't want to be a chef, because you are shaking too much.
There is nothing wrong with being a grass. Today you step on my head, and tomorrow I will grow on your grave.
I always see some girls showing off how many spare tires they have. In fact, I am embarrassed to say that the more broken the car is, the more it needs a spare tire.
God spread wisdom all over the world, but you opened your umbrella.
There are always people who don't like me. What can I do, please, or kill?
No amount of gold can stop your shiny psycho.
You dare not go out without makeup, and you are ashamed to take off your makeup. Looking back at makeup is scary!
After every quarrel, I feel that I didn't play well. In fact, I am not sensible and should not treat you as a person.
You can leave at any time; You want to come back, I'm sorry, that's impossible.
What brand of plastic bag are you? It's easy to take.
Don't judge me, what you see is just what I choose to show you.
I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?
No matter how big your circle is, talk to me well.
Don't think a girl is naive. If she doesn't like you, she is more mature than your mother.
I am not a fruit orange. Shake it if you want, not iced tea. I don't have another bottle.
I'm mean and vicious. If I don't protect myself, who will?
Drink my enthusiasm as water, and you will burn to death one day.
Look at you, a man with a face and a heart.
I want to give you face, and it is polite to talk to you.
It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?
Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.
You are two letters between the letters A and D, V and N on my keyboard.
I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.
Sprinkle a handful of rice on the keyboard and the chicken will walk more coquettish than you.
I don't even believe in punctuation.
Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.
No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.
Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
What you say when you like you is what you say when you don't like you.
Mosquitoes bite your face and want to commit suicide.
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