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Please use five expressions respectively: narration, discussion, description, explanation and lyricism.
Narrator: 1 Today, my mother and I went fishing by the pond.
I spent the whole holiday in such a daze.
Comments: 1, China is a weak country, and China people are of course imbeciles! After passing the level, it is not your own ability. What a joke!
2. In contrast, Mencius' remarks are more worthy of our study than Confucius'.
Caption: 1 His dark face showed an ugly smile.
The doll in front of the window hangs her head.
Description: 1. The exquisite toy in front of us is about 2 cm long.
2. Snowflake is a beautiful crystal, which is formed by climbing together in the process of falling. The size of a single snowflake is usually between 0.05 and 4.6 mm.
Lyrics: 1, she is really the best mother in the world!
2. What a great teacher!
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