Humorous sentences at work

1. It's not that the world is boring, but that you have become a boring person.

2, don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out, you can't see what you look like.

3. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

I had a secret crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

Find someone to chat with when you are bored, but you will find that the more you talk, the more boring you are.

6, pay will be rewarded, you see, you have paid sincerely, this has not been hurt.

7. Many people feel that they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just go to bed too late.

8. Don't raise your hand to the teacher during the exam. He really thinks he teaches well!

9. Know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?

10, two people are bored together, so there is no lack of chat!

1 1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

12, be careful when crossing the grass, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month.

13, the biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

You never know how comfortable it is to stay at home until you go out for a walk.

15, the change of life, in the end, one kind of boredom replaced another.

16, Shushan has a way to make porridge first, learning from the endless sea.

17, many people feel that they are too tired to live, but in fact they may just sleep too late.

18, don't touch the teacher during the exam, he really thinks he teaches well!

19, know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?

20, two people are bored together, then there is no lack of chat!

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.