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What embarrassing experiences have you encountered since childhood that you can't forget?
When I was in high school, I came across this story that was not my own, but I experienced it myself.
In high school, the national flag was raised every Monday. Raise the national flag of China people and play the national anthem of China people. All students will pay attention to the ceremony.
Moderator: Please ask Teacher A to give a speech under the national flag.
Teacher A went to the microphone, facing us sleepy in the morning, and shouted into the microphone: "Teachers! Students! The topic of my speech today is "XXXXX", balabala. . . . My speech is over, thank you! "
Teacher A finished reading the manuscript.
Moderator: Please ask Class B of Year X to give a speech under the national flag.
Classmate B was a little embarrassed when he came to the stage: "Teachers, classmates, the topic of my speech today. . Hmm. . Yes . XX .。 Hmm. . XXXX .。 . Hmm. . This is ... . "
As soon as he finished reading the beginning, we understood the reason why he was nervous: he copied the same manuscript as Teacher A.
Although he made some temporary changes in some parts of the manuscript, it was obviously useless. Almost after the last "thank you", classmate B ran away from the bright national flag.
That morning, under the gentle and serious gaze of the class teacher, all we could do was to give extra warm applause on the playground.
Yesterday, I went running in the east playground to splash. When I came back, I saw a couple kissing me near 16 building. I took a casual look, only to think that the girl's eyes were a little red, and I thought it was cosmetic contact lenses that didn't pay attention. Now think about it, how can you see the color of people's pupils at fucking night! I'm so fucking stupid.
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