Make a joke with the following seven words. (as long as possible)

Today is a sunny day, spring is blooming and everyone loves it. I stood on the endless playground, alone watching the ghosting floating under the national flag rippling under my feet. After he left, I shook hands with the head teacher. He didn't even have time to look back at me, so he ran to the classroom and began his outrageous speech. The topic is probably how to make a hearty breakfast with an electric fan. I just argued with him about this ridiculous topic. Because I am a student, my political outlook is not as complete as his, and my school power is not as great as his. In addition, I had an argument with the porter, and he even said, "If you dare to oppose me, I will let the porter ruin your reputation and make you have no place in school." I will let him make rumors! " I can't believe the teacher is swollen now. Standing under the national flag, I was filled with indignation, patting my chest and scolding: "How can you be so useless! Why not be born thousands of years earlier! In this case, I can stop Pan Jinlian from opening the window, so that she won't fall in love with Simon Ge, Wu Dalang won't die, Song Wu won't go to Liangshan, Fang La won't be caught, China's later history will change, there will be no behind closed doors, there will be no Complete Works of Ci SM, there will be no national football, and there may be no China, maybe another name, Guo Lei or something. There is no such thing as feng selling spring gifts, and Obasan is careful to keep the seal. It's too late to say so much now. Raw rice is cooked into porridge. " I really can't control my emotions. I silently closed my eyes and two lines of powerless tears cut my sadness!

"Lucas students come in! The teacher is wrong! " The teacher stood on the second floor, holding the sign of Class 2B and calling out to me. I didn't answer him, but nodded silently to him, and he cried. I went to the second floor and he gave me a hug. "The teacher is wrong, the teacher will never do this to you again. Please forgive me! "

"I forgive you!" I said coldly. The teacher was so excited that tears welled up in his eyes. He cried and said to me, "I won't attend today's class." Let's go! I will take you to a place! " Then he took my hand and ran to the door. When the porter saw us holding hands, he came forward and stopped us: "You sad, you said that if I spread rumors, you would be nice to me alone. It turned out to be a lie. " The porter's rough hand and soft hammer hit the teacher in the chest. The teacher pushed him away and said to him, "Those words are false!" "Say that finish, I took my hand and left the school, far away from the back of the school and the teacher who led me to a bright future. I am very happy. There are many good people in this world!

Cried the porter, who hit the ground with a hammer. He cried, "Oh, my God! Why are you doing this to me? Why? I no longer believe in love. I want revenge! Revenge! " After that, the porter wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and clenched his fist!

Then a student came in: "Excuse me, Grandpa, do you know where Miss Wang is?" ! ! ! What are you doing? Get off me! Let me go! Ah ———————— "

The next day, the headline of Xinhua Morning News was: "70 animals and doormen in a school harassed primary school students for five hours! He was finally arrested and committed suicide. I died covered in blood,' I don't believe in love anymore!' "

With the ignorant citizens scolding the porters, I understand a truth: "it is harder than I thought to love a man!" "

Of course I understand this, because the teacher is cruel to me. I can't take it anymore. I always wanted to escape. I was locked in an opaque basement, and I could only vaguely hear the sound of cars passing by and windmills. This demon came, and he came near me. He whipped me, and he shouted excitedly, "Ah! Cool! Wake up! Poor kid! Ah! Ha ha! Ah! Haha! " Under his whipping, I realized that love is a fairy tale and basic love is a myth. As the saying goes, it takes ten years to cross the boat, a hundred years to sleep, and a thousand years to build a lasting foundation! I was so naive that I thought he would be nice to me if I left with him. I was wrong. Finally one day I escaped from that hell, and I was free. I was reborn, and I rediscovered my life. So I sent a question online! It took me a long time to sum it up. Make a joke with the following seven words. (as long as possible)

Uses: standing, walking, shaking, hands, watching, electric fan, breakfast. To build, you can combine the words shake, hand and handshake. Help! ! ! ! !

I hope someone can understand my difficulties. . . . . . .