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What wonderful injuries have NBA players had?

Injury is undoubtedly the last thing that all basketball players want to happen. However, you never know when the injury will come to you. With scientific training and reasonable protection of the league, the injuries of NBA players have decreased a lot compared with before, but some players will still be strangely injured, even a little strange.

Zhuang Shen is allergic to avocado and misses the game

We can often see a player missing the game with food poisoning and hip strain before the game, but most of them are excuses made by the coach for the purpose of taking a break. However, one star really missed the game because of wonderful reasons, that is Zhuang Shen, who was still playing for the Pistons. At that time, in a Mexican game between Pistons and Lone Rangers, Zhuang Shen found avocado in the dish when he was in the middle of eating in a local restaurant, and he also had an allergic reaction to this food, so he could only miss the regular season.

King Nuo sprained his ankle by tying his shoelaces

As we all know, King Nuo has an outrageous injury that his arm tried to contact the opponent's teeth during the game, and as a result, the opponent's teeth were casually embedded in his arm. However, this is far from the most outrageous injury. At that time, in a game against the Wizards led by Jordan in 23, Nuotianwang, who came to the training ground early for training, severely chopped his ankle when checking that his shoelaces were not fastened during warm-up. However, due to excessive force, Nuotianwang sprained his ankle directly, which really made people laugh and cry.

Kidd was stung by a jellyfish

If it hadn't touched his life, this joke would have been told by Kidd as a joke. At that time, during the Nets' effectiveness, Kidd traveled to Cabo Sanlucas in an offseason, and while snorkeling in the water, Kidd was stung by a jellyfish in the water. Because the jellyfish contained toxins in its body fluids, Kidd almost died! Fortunately, his agent rescued him in time and got him out of danger, otherwise, a generation of celebrities would probably die.

Perkins crushed his thumb when he collapsed in bed

Perkins undoubtedly attracted more media attention after his retirement than when he was a player, but one thing in his playing time also made him go to America for a hot search. At that time, on the night of a game, Perkins collapsed his bed in his dream at night, causing his thumb to be broken by the bed board. Fortunately, the situation was not particularly serious, but he also missed a game.

At the first height in active service, Farr's head hit the crossbar and caused a concussion.

It is undoubtedly the dream of many men to grow tall, but for Farr, being too tall is also a nightmare. Farr, who is 2.26 meters tall, surpassed Bo Ban to become the highest man in active service after entering the league, but it also has a disadvantage that it is inconvenient to travel anywhere, even in the NBA training hall. Before, Farr wanted to go to the bathroom after attending team training, and as a result, he hit the beam on the door. At first, Farr felt nothing, but when he woke up the next morning, Farr felt a little dizzy, and then he was diagnosed with a concussion by the team doctor and entered the protection procedure for concussion. However, this incident also made Boston fans discover Farr's cute point and made him the most popular player in the Green Army.

Wall fell in the shower and injured his achilles tendon.

At that time, Wall, who had just finished foot surgery, was preparing to take a bath at home. However, because the bathroom floor was too slippery, Wall fell directly in the bathroom and unfortunately broke his achilles tendon, which directly led him to rest at home for two years, and even did not participate in the rematch this season. However, Wal-Mart just signed a big contract with an annual salary of 4 million a season before the fall, and the contract has nearly three years left. That is to say, Wal-Mart can recuperate at home leisurely, and the money can be punched in on time. I don't know if he is lucky or unlucky.