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A joke about having a car and a house.
If you don't get married, you won't be blessed. Whoever marries my son in the future will be blessed in my last life. I think meeting such a "future mother-in-law" is a normal woman's rejection, and if the so-called Phoenix man doesn't stop it, he will still be a mother-in-law, and more importantly, he will stay away from such a man.
It can be said that there are all kinds of birds when the Woods are big! Should her son be a princess because he is a graduate student? You know true love is not condescending, what's more, do you think these princesses will definitely value your graduate students? Not to mention this academic society, graduate students are no longer rare, and even the highest academic qualifications in the country cannot be traded with marriage. Trading is about reciprocity, while love is more about the feelings of two people.
How terrible is Phoenix Man's mother? Although they are also good for their children, their thoughts are like frogs in the well. It's 2 1 century now, and they are still thinking about the so-called collocation. If they are independent and self-reliant as parents, they don't want to take advantage of others and just want to share their books. No matter how poor a man's family is, no matter how rich his wife is, he will not become a phoenix man. Because, he knew from an early age that people should rely on themselves and should not drag anyone down. He doesn't care about his wife's money. He doesn't care that his wife has no money. Because he knows that only by his own success can he really succeed. In fact, there is no such thing as a Phoenix man, but a man who is not self-reliant meets an unreasonable mother.
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