Humorous jokes that make people laugh.

A selection of humorous jokes that make people laugh: The most bitter thing recently is that fans hoard goods.

One night, a poor student dreamed of a fairy who promised to help him realize a wish.

The poor student said, "This final exam gave the whole class a zero!" ! Let me take the first place! "

When receiving the report card, the poor students got zero points in the whole class, tied for first place with the whole class.

2. "Where is the oldest place in the world?"

"Harbin Sixth Pharmaceutical Factory."

"Why?"

"gay with blue bottles, gay in gay, gay in new gay. . . "

3. "Can I eat bananas when I am pregnant? The doctor told me to eat more, and the old man said that banana slippery tires can't be eaten. "

"What the old man said always makes sense. I have a cousin whose mother ate a lot of bananas when she was pregnant with him ... "

"Did you have a miscarriage later?"

"It is safe to be born. Everyone thought it was okay, but when he was four years old ... "

"Are you very ill?"

"One day, I accidentally stepped on a banana skin and slipped."

A selection of funny jokes. 2 1, my buddy bought a new car and went to the 4s shop to pick it up! All the formalities have been completed,

The salesperson said to send maintenance and car film!

Just ask him what kind of car film he wants, and the idiot said without thinking: if you want to send it, send it 1.7 meters or more, good temperament!

An American ammunition company produced a batch of special bullets, which were coated with lard. Say,' With this bullet, you not only killed a terrorist, but also prevented him from going to heaven'.

Three brothers found a wooden house in the forest with delicious food on the table.

The three of them ate, but the master suddenly came back, a bad witch.

He saw it, waved his wand and shouted at the boss, "Don't you dare steal my wine!" "

So the boss was turned into a barrel. He shouted to the second child, "Dare to eat my mother's rice!" "

The second child replied, turned into a git.

At this time, the old man who was eating horse meat was white and bloodless, biting his tongue and dying.

Selected humorous jokes that make people laugh 3 1. Walking on a small road, thinking about big things, I suddenly heard someone shouting behind me: Your Majesty, Your Majesty! Hearing his urgent cry, I couldn't help laughing and answering: What happened to Ai Qing? I was hit head-on by a tricycle before I finished.

2. I went to pay my friend back that day, and the second-rate friend drank too much and said inarticulate: Now I look at two floors. I quickly took out a hundred-dollar bill from my pocket and said, this is 200 yuan I owe you! Hmm. How interesting

Just told my mother: Let's get a dog, too. Nothing can be Doby, so as not to be bored! Mother replied: I raise you as well as I raise you. Boredom will tease you ... mom, you are naughty again ... absolutely. ...

4. One day, the pork seller drank milk powder that sold milk powder, the milk powder seller ate steamed bread that sold steamed bread, the steamed bread seller ate rice that sold rice, the rice seller ate ham sausage that sold ham sausage, the ham sausage seller ate bread that sold bread, and the bread seller ate pork that sold pork ... All died in the end, and the cemetery seller made a fortune. But in the end ... the cemetery seller starved to death.

In the evening, I read a report on food quality and safety on my mobile phone.

I said to my son, "Come here and dad will show you a news."

He gave me a look, and then stubbornly said, "I don't look, I get it."

The wife asked strangely, "You didn't see anything. How did you know?" ? Do you think it's weird? "

The son said slowly, "Dad must have seen something wrong with the food, such as chicken and fast food, and wouldn't let me eat it."

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