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What is the goal in Rebirth?

Back to the eighty-first White Peony Pavilion, Dong Nv talked about poetry, and Ning Cuiguan gave a banquet.

Connected to the story of flying shoes, Zizhi turned into a mystery and played four; "Silver and Han float if". Not to be outdone, Qingdian told a joke and teased Zizhi, who refused to give up. In the laughter, everyone continued to play riddles, and some typed sentences from ancient books such as Mencius, Laozi, Erya, The West Chamber, Historical Records, Analects of Confucius, etc. The ancients named it after playing Qupai. Finally, this riddle ended in Lan Zhi's Wedding, Friends as Clouds and Ji Xianbin, and then the group returned to Ningcui Pavilion for dinner.

Back to the eighty-second, the sentence of drinking order, with double tones flying, argued about the pronunciation and rhyme of ancient Chinese characters.

A group of people came to Ning Cuige, and at the banquet, everyone started drinking again. If the flowers come up with the order of two-tone rhyme, everyone agrees. In everyone's drinking order, there are flowers with double rhymes, ancient names with double rhymes, and women with strong names. In the process of drinking, once everyone has ambiguity, they will take out Shen Yue's "Four Tones Class Spectrum" for textual research, which reveals elegance and preciseness in relaxed pleasure.

Back to the eighty-third, saying it was a big book with wine to make fun of and sing a ditty.

Let's talk about the order of drinking, some are double-voiced, some are rhyming, and some are rhyming. Among them, the lively and clever Zizhi told us a story about Luz asking Laozi about Fuzihe Village in the Spring and Autumn Period. After that, everyone continued to drink. Zizhi sang a ditty of parting from sorrow and not hating. At this time, it is not difficult for us to see that Zizhi is not only bitter and eccentric, but also versatile and interesting. After singing a little song, everyone continued to drink. In other words, when the order was transferred to it, he chose a butterfly rhyme order from a female hero, because he was too stupid to think about jokes, and finally forgot to pick up another topic and made a few at random, but unfortunately they were all wrong.

The eighty-fourth time, I sang a quip and recited the true scriptures with my heart.

Because I wanted to joke, I delayed my time, so that I forgot the topic and had to guess at random. She guessed the official name, figure, music, stationery, treasures, utensils, flowers, fruits and medicines, and it was not until she was fined one hundred glasses of wine that she guessed Du Fu or Zhuang Jiang. Later, Baoyun gave all the women the beautiful classics he recorded. After reading the scriptures, everyone continued to drink, and the flowers at the dinner vomited all over the floor because of drinking a few glasses of wine, and they smelled fragrant again. Zizhi also took this opportunity to raise the skin again.

Back to the eighty-fifth "phonological spectrum theory", mocking Mao's poems, beautiful Zhuang Jiang.

In the wine game, there are many tricks and treasures, the names of insects and ancient people, and costumes. Two of them are in praise of Zhuang Jiang, and one is said by Feng Chu. Yan Juan's "Chen Si Wang Ji" is full of eyebrows. "e e" is a double tone, and "Lian Juan" is a rhyme. On another occasion, Su Yalan said that The Book of Songs is like a slug, which is often compared to the neck of a beautiful woman. With jokes I don't tell. Later, Tan set sail with the sound of boats and cars, and Song Shu was willing to ride the wind and waves. The word "wind" here reminds Lan Yan that "a tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, and a son wants to raise it but not close". How can he not burst into tears when he thinks that his father is alone in Wan Li?

Recalling the filial piety of my family, my daughter talked about my surname Shi Er in tears and helped others.

Lan Yan thought that the tree wanted to be quiet but the wind didn't stop, and the son wanted to raise it instead of kissing it. She couldn't help thinking of her father and shed tears. The boudoir urges everyone to be filial in time. Then everyone continued to give orders, and the girl Yuer also participated. She can read and act, and told a joke to her surname Wang, a little thing, but everything is not inferior to all talented women. During the period of drinking the bill, there was a latent feeling of leaving unconsciously.

The eighty-seventh time, because of the old story, the game imitates Chu ci, which is the beauty humor and the moon order.

Everyone continued to drink, and unconsciously thought of the incident of flying shoes, so they began to describe it again by imitating ancient books, some of which imitated Nine Arguments against Li Sao. There are imitations of Zhuangzi, Chunqiu, Yijing, Gong Yu, Shi Mao and Yue Ling. It describes a simple risk event as colorful, interesting and elegant. Zizhi tells jokes again, and the girls start drinking again. Suddenly a cold wind blew, and there was a fragrance in the wind, which reminded people of the fragrance floating outside the clouds. At this time, the servant girl reported that two women came outside, claiming to be the fourth talented woman in the palace examination, and wanted to see all the women. The boudoir said, you ask the housekeeper to give it back to her. Let's just say that we are among the best in the palace exams by luck, and we are not really talented and knowledgeable. How dare you say the article for nothing? Besides, now that I'm drunk, I'm particularly afraid to take the liberty of watching it. If Hua thinks so, it is said that a-mei, a female minister, is a modest gentleman, but she saved a lot of breath by answering like this. However, Tingting, Tihuahua, Chunhui and Qingyi all said, "No!

Back to the eighty-eighth, my sister borrowed it for a month and let bygones be bygones.

The two women invited in are extremely charming and beautiful. Among them, the woman in Tsing Yi is Feng and the woman in white is Yue. Two women asked the boudoir to write a poem "Goddess Scattering Flowers" with five words as rhyme. The boudoir concentrated on writing in one go, and the boudoir played a hundred flowers to satirize the romance, and the two women immediately became furious. It turned out to be Sister Yue and Aunt Feng. At this moment, a beautiful woman with a pen appeared and accused Sister Yue Feng. Soon, another Taoist woman came and gave some advice to Sister Yue and Aunt Feng. It turns out that the beauty with the pen is the female champion, and this female Taoist is a mountain man.

Chapter eighty-nine expounds the calendar of Yuan Dynasty, recounts new poems, traces back to the past and clarifies the past.

The women asked the factory director to tell the mountain people their fate. When they asked the villagers to kill people, they told them a long sentence they had seen overseas. Please write down the title. The opening sentence is like this. Emperor Tang Ling was exquisite, not just clumsy. After the emperor's throne was pushed, Yuan Kui is now a woman. Can meet the holy calendar, Diankuang Li Kunyi. It probably means that Lingxiu is no longer obsessed with men at this time. Now the emperor and the champion are both women, and there will be a test of women. Then I probably talked about the life experiences of many talented women, some of which are very clear and some are doubtful.

For the ninetieth time, I got drunk and recited a sad sentence. The police were shocked by the sad words.

Even when the drums are beating and the bugle is sounded at dawn, people can't help but think that there will be a war, tears will be sad and their necks will be broken. What a terrible situation. However, it doesn't have to be hung in the ring, which also means that Yao Chai should go deep into an empty net. When the flowers are full, the buds are easy to wither, and the flowers are miserable. The situation is dark, who dares to leak? Or this poem is illusory, how do you know that it is only at the end? The female Taoist said that in a word, people will eventually die if they live to be 100 years old. At that time, it was not humiliation and greed for life, but eternity. Why not die laughing? Being original suddenly said this sentence because quite a few of them should have responded to this sentence. He also said that life is nothing more than a game of Go. Because he didn't understand the maze, he misunderstood, so the Taoist took leave and left, and the women continued to drink.