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2021 Classic Talk: Live a little selfishly, leave generosity to the Holy Mother

1. I originally wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think that in return, I can not kick him?

2. I can be kinder than good people, or more vicious than bad people. I will look at you no matter what you are!

3. No matter how you live, there will be people who will make irresponsible remarks about you. Making yourself stronger is the best form of contempt.

4. Every choice in life is like a gamble. Win or lose is yours. The difference is the size of the bet. Once you choose, there is no chance of regret.

5. Girls should not quarrel casually. This will make you look very uneducated. You should slap her in the face and let her know what strength is and what it means to be both civil and military.

6. I hope you will be a heroine who can overcome obstacles and be omnipotent. When you meet someone you can trust for your whole life, you will be a little princess who can't even unscrew a bottle cap.

7. As a person, you must have your own temper and maintain a high profile. The so-called gentleness just depends on who you use it on.

8. A happy day is a day, and an unhappy day is also a day. Why not live a happy day.

9. The truth is to be told to people who understand the truth. For those who are shameless and shameless, we must treat them in their own way.

10. There are not just one or two people who hate me, there are also many people who say bad things about me. Why don’t you care about me? Because a lion will not look back because of a barking dog.

11. Wipe your own tears when you cry, inject chicken blood by yourself when you work overtime, make chicken soup by yourself when you are down, buy the bags you want to buy by yourself, if you are destined to be alone, you must also become a rich person .

12. Be cool. There is no need for inexplicable coldness and expired warmth. Live selfishly and leave generosity to the Holy Mother.

13. Don’t think that if you don’t meet often, your relationship will fade away. Let me tell you, just because of our friendship, I dare to be rampant in your life for the rest of my life.

14. We have always wanted to learn to be mentally strong. In fact, there is no need to learn this. The more you meet more scum and experience more, the stronger your heart will naturally become.

15. What qualifications do you have to say that I have changed? What have you experienced with me? There are always people who say you have changed, but no one asks you what you have been through. Let’s talk about something more realistic in 2021

1. I stood for too long and talked for too long and I was tired. Why don’t you understand? I’ve written too much, I’ve written for too long, and I’m tired. How come you still can’t understand?

2. In this short life, everyone is a stranger on a journey. This is neither your permanent home nor your final destination, it is just a temporary visit.

3. Ignore the mosquitoes buzzing around you, ignore the buzzing flies, pretend you don’t hear it at all, feel happy in your heart, throw away the heat and troubles in the sky, sleep happily, and have good dreams again and again. Embrace.

4. Give others some time to get to know you, and give yourself some time to get to know others. Love does not need to be in a hurry.

5. No matter how deeply you have been hurt, there will always be someone who can make you forgive all the difficulties that life has dealt with you.

6. Believe me, maybe one day, you will have a new understanding of the past that you never forget: Fortunately, it is not you who will accompany me to the end.

7. I didn’t know then that love was a one-way street, but now I know. Love, like respect, is not something gained, but something given.

8. I want to find a crisper to put all the touches you gave me. When I don’t like you that much, I will take them out to savor them.

9. No matter how long the road is, you can walk it step by step; no matter how short the road is, you can't reach it without moving your feet. A new day, good morning~

10. If you face difficulties and go forward, the road will become wider and wider; if you retreat when you face difficulties, the road will become narrower and narrower. To April, to women who persevere in struggle!

11. No matter how bad you feel, get up, freshen up, show up, and never give up.

Good morning my dear, have a wonderful day in April!

12. The longing like wine makes you drunk as soon as you drink it. When you are drunk, you read the sad moonlight with all your enthusiasm. So, the moon was drunk, the night was drunk, and I was drunk too.

13. Don’t let other people’s wandering footsteps crush your beautiful dreams of tomorrow. There is no banquet in the world that never ends. Maybe this world is really only hazy.

14. Life is like a roller coaster, with highs and lows, which means that no matter whether it is good or bad right now, it is only temporary.

15. Don’t hold the past too tightly, because then you won’t be able to free up your hands to embrace the present. Say to yourself every morning: Good morning, come on!

16. Life will not deny anyone, just be afraid of denying life yourself.

17. Life is short, do what you like. Real wealth is the smile on your face.

18. In life, there is too much reluctance and too much powerlessness. But we still work hard and keep running in the direction of happiness. No matter how noisy the world is, you can live your own wonderful life. If you are not particularly lucky, please work hard first.

19. On the road to success, no one will wake you up, and no one will pay for you; you need self-management, self-discipline, and self-breakthrough; people are forced out, and human potential is unlimited. In the current situation, you will be gradually eliminated. If you push yourself and break through yourself, you will create miracles!

20. The saddest thing in life is to have great ambitions but waste your time.

21. Life will get better when it is bad to a certain extent, because it cannot get worse. After working hard, I learned many things. If I persisted, I got through.

22. When others treat you well, it is your destiny. Only by knowing how to be grateful can you have good luck; when others treat you badly, that is also your destiny. Only by knowing how to tolerate can you have a good mood.

23. When you are unhappy, take a deep breath. It is just a bad day, not a bad life. Good morning friends, a new day has a new beginning!

24. Life does not depend on how long you live, but on how many heart-pounding moments you experience; everyone has his own life, and knows whether it is good or bad.

25. Time is gold if you seize it, and it is just water if you waste it; books are knowledge if you read them, but they are waste paper if you don’t read them; ideals are called dreams if you work hard, and they are just delusions if you give up.

26. The morning sunshine inspires people to forge ahead; every day is a new face, every day is a new beginning; yesterday’s troubles will disappear with the wind, and today’s joy will surely disappear. Become a thing of the past. For the struggle of tomorrow, forget everything and come on, every morning!

27. Life is a process. Every minute and every second of being together is a process. I hope you can give it a try and live happily in the present, regardless of right or wrong. Being able to stick to what you love without any explanation, and being treated kindly by time. May the years turn around and be gentle.

28. Only by knowing how to advance and retreat can you achieve success in life. Our life is not long. Today’s bitter experience is the best memory of tomorrow. Today’s efforts will become more gains tomorrow!

29. No matter what you are doing, no matter how impossible it seems now, please believe that you can do it. Only by moving forward with confidence will you have the courage to ride the waves.

30. No matter what everyone in the world says, I think my feelings are correct. No matter what others think, I will never disrupt my own rhythm. Of course you can stick to what you like, but if you don't like it, it won't last long.

31. The higher you climb, the more thorns you have to walk through. In this case, it is better to welcome it happily than to accept it sadly. Two postures, two lives, your own life is your own decision.

32. There is a kind of mood that always opens up every morning, which enables us to pursue our hopes and dreams. There is a kind of artistic conception that always makes us realize the strength of life in the morning breeze.

33. The most precious thing is not how good you are now, but working hard to make you better every day.

Morning, today is the first day of April (X month), bring a good mood and have a beautiful date with spring

34. Give yourself a goal, give yourself a hope, give yourself a A love, a warmth, just be happy today, don’t worry about yesterday, take care of yourself, my friend.

35. Be patient and strong. One day, the pain you have endured will help you. Life never deliberately owes anyone. It gives you a shadow that will not be far away. Place where the sun shines.

36. Say a word of relief to those who are embarrassed, a word of encouragement to those who are depressed, a word of enlightenment to those who are confused, and some words of support to those who are helpless.

37. If you are not happy, then go out for a walk, the world is so big. The scenery is beautiful, the opportunities are plentiful, and life is short, don’t huddle in a shadow.

38. Only by living a simple life can you live a happy life. People should be content with what they have, be tolerant and generous, and should not think about anything complicated. If the load on the mind is heavy, they will complain about everything but others. Delete the memory regularly and discard unpleasant people and things from the memory.

39. Micro-business is a career that requires careful management. Do not treat yourself as a part-time employee, otherwise you will always earn your own energy. Therefore, if you want to gain a career in micro-business, your dedication and the goals you set will determine the final result.

40. Don’t lie down when you are tired. The sun tomorrow will not rise tonight. Grit your teeth and everything will pass. Tired? Give up. Beautiful people and things are all in the world. If you don't concentrate, you will lose yourself. If you are bored, don't complain. The people around you are the ones you love the most. You can turn your back and cry, and turn around to send them a smile. If you fail, don’t be discouraged. There will be wind and rain when there is sunshine. Learn to look forward to the brilliant flowering period in your wounded heart. Girls talk about being more domineering in 2021

1. Post-00s describe the process of World War II: The Soviet top laner, the Chinese bottom laner all fought hard, France was a weak jungler, and the British in the middle lane were reluctant to do so. No kills were given. The United States was weak in the early stage and pushed the mid lane to the crystal in the later stage. Unexpectedly, it was already on the high ground after entering the lane and attacking first. Germany was very strong in the middle lane and used all flash teleports. However, Italy, a pig teammate, was even weaker. It was simply Just stay lurking and don't go undercover. The desperate Japanese in the bottom lane are still bullying China and replenishing their troops. At this time, the United States can't stand it any longer. If they use two big moves, Japan will be useless. Over.

2. My current state and mood are not what I want, but they are all caused by me.

3. Life doesn’t love me and I don’t love my life either.

4. If you talk to one woman, I will talk to ten men. You can go out for half a day, and I can go out for three days and three nights. If you don’t reply to my message, I can also love you. Ignore it, you are more promiscuous than you. Aren’t you just a man? What’s so great about it? Men and women are equal. Why should I deserve to be wronged? It’s my fault that you are angry.

5. I am not a simple vinegar jar, I am a vinegar jar with a ton of dynamite tied to it.

6. You don’t need to worry about the difference between me and the photo, whether I am fat or thin, tall or short, you must know that I will not live with you in the future.

7. Men are like this. When he is fine, if you cough, he will think you have cancer. When he is playing games, he will not even see you commit suicide in front of him.

8. People who know me say that I am arrogant, some say that I am gentle, some say that I am pretentious, some say that I am sincere, some say that I am selfish, and some say that I am generous. Yes, some say I'm mean, some say I'm generous. These are all me. It's up to me to decide which aspect to express, and which aspect to inspire is up to you.

9. From today on, smile every day. Except for life and death, everything in this world is trivial.

10. The head can be cut off, the blood can be shed, and I can meet but cannot be saved.

11. Either hold me tight, or get away, don't drag me half alive.

12. When you start talking about me behind my back, you have already lost. You treat me as a topic of discussion, but I think you are not worth mentioning.

13. Don’t criticize others from the highest moral point and say something that shouldn’t be said. What I like and how I live is none of your business.

14. If I don’t show my hands again, I’m afraid you will misunderstand that I am the best in the world.

15. Drink when you have a stomachache, self-mutilate when you feel uncomfortable, jump off a building when you are in a bad mood, don’t find someone I like to accompany you.

16. I hope you bite your tongue unexpectedly and die while talking about me behind my back.

17. If you don’t like me when I’m so cute, you’re sick!

18. Drink the strongest wine and go to the best hospital for rescue.

19. Dogs and people are better off walking in separate lanes.

20. If you have something to do, go directly to the topic. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.

21. Don’t take life or death lightly, just do it if you don’t accept it.

22. Because I want to win, you all have to lose.

23. If you have the desire to seduce my partner, I will be able to twist your head off.

24. I have a temper, and I won’t change much because of anyone. Don’t tell me that I haven’t made a basket before. You can’t pinch me as a persimmon.

25. Don’t use your remaining personality to challenge my temper, because you are not qualified enough!

26. No more searching, no more waiting, I will live my life and you will die.

27. People of different ways do not work together. If you hate me, I may not like you. People who go their own ways are more free and unrestrained. Why bother to be aggressive and waste your words to make people dislike you? You are so idle. But I don't have time for you.

28. Your singing is purely tone-deaf, not as beautiful as your singing at night.

29. Because I want to win, so you have to lose, and if it doesn’t work out, you have to cry.

30. Don’t do things that make you regret. If you do, do things that make others regret.

31. Walk your own path, take your own steps, and pay less attention to the rubbish that talks behind your back.

32. You don’t need to worry about the difference between my photo and myself, whether I am fat or thin, tall or short, you must know that I will not live with you in the future.

33. Are you going crazy with me just because everyone thinks dogs are humans’ friends?

34. In the past, I was very afraid of offending others, afraid to make demands, afraid to say the wrong thing, afraid of being left alone, afraid of being ignored, afraid of the other person being unhappy, and facing everyone with sincerity. Unfortunately, I was not treated with the appropriate respect. Later, I started pampering and accommodating myself. If you were late, I would leave first. If you didn’t want to do something, I would never force it. I would play with my phone when I was quiet. I only cared about my personal feelings and other people were none of my business.

35. If you get married in the future and the bride is not me, then I will move next door to your house and treat your son better than my biological son until your wife doubts life.

36. Shut up, there is nothing to talk about between us except love.

37. What’s wrong? Don't forget that your new love is the old shoes I once threw away!

38. Throw away things you don’t like, block people you hate, cover your head and take a nap when you’re unhappy, delete photos you’re tired of looking at, and when you meet someone you like, Go express your feelings, eat the food you like when you are hungry, um, sort out your mood, and from now on, don’t pour out your bitterness, don’t get drunk, and don’t shed tears for people who don’t deserve it.

39. A person without money is worse than a ghost, a soup without salt is not as good as water, a good heart is not as good as a good mouth.

40. It is better to break off a rotten relationship. Beautiful classics talk about having more happiness and less worries

1. Without pressure, there is no motivation. When there is great pressure, there is no way to fly. Without friends, there is no care. Care gives you the motivation to reduce stress. Work hard friends. I support you, the heat is unbearable. Pay attention to your body, adjust your mentality, and don't tire yourself out.

2. Dear, this ten-cent text message contains my great care = one point to eat on time, one point to keep warm, one point to take care of your body, one point to exercise more, one point to have a bright mood, one point to be happy with you all the time. One part is tired and you need to rest, one part you need to be safe when going out, one part you need to be happy and happy, and one part is the most romantic part.

3. Gentle greetings, deep blessings, traces of friendship, and strings of thoughts turn into deep blessings, stay in your heart, and bring you the warmth of friendship. I wish you everything goes well and you are happy every day!

4. More happiness, less worries! Go to bed when you are tired, smile when you wake up! What is it like to live, put your own spices, and smile happily when you receive my message! Words of concern

5. World Greetings Day, on this special day, a simple greeting conveys our true feelings and sincere hearts. All unpleasantness can be resolved from this moment. A simple greeting will open your heart and mine. My friend, I wonder how you are doing now?

6. May you forget the fatigue of work, nourish your stomach with shark fins and bird's nests, wash your lungs with fresh air, let the bright sunshine rub your back, get drunk with a group of friends, and then use kittens Take a good nap with the feeling, may you be in a refreshing mood!

7. Time is a chain, and happiness is a bead. If you string beads on a chain and hang them on your chest, you will be happy for a lifetime; happiness is a stone, and time is a sieve. Use the sieve to sieve out the small sand, and the stones will accompany you. lifetime.

8. A burst of running, let yourself evaporate heat and sweat in nature, a burst of galloping, let the anger in your heart be lethargic, you can shout or roar, let your mood relax, let your emotions relax Catharsis, people's emotions need to be sorted out, reduce stress and vent, maybe you will find a new coordinate in life.

9. The petals of the snow drift by, leaving the heart of the flower to you; the winds of the four seasons blow by, leaving the maple leaves to you; when the tide of the moon passes by, leaving you the joy; in the dead of night, I leave the deep blessings to you. Here you go, the weather is changeable, so pay attention to your health!

10. Manage your life carefully, let happiness decorate your life, seize the key points of happiness, save more money in your hands, worry less, love comes on time, you are the most important person in the family The fulcrum, I wish you more happiness!

11. Your happy smile makes me happy; your sad crying makes me suffer; your smile and frown linger in my mind for a long time; your every move makes me feel sad. The mind is tightly controlled. My dear, you are the most important in my life. I hope you always get what you wish for and everything is well!

12. I give you a reassurance, the ingredients are eight hearts: treat people sincerely, do things carefully, live with love, friends should be understanding, be calm when you are irritable, relax when things happen, pay more attention to good things, Be happy all the time!

13. Smile more every day, and you will be more happy every day. When you encounter a difficult thing, face it with a smile, and it will become much easier. This can also have an effective stress-reducing effect. ! Dear, let’s smile for ourselves together!

14. One minute of longing and one arc, traveling thousands of miles away, care and concern are not often expressed, but a true feeling is in my heart. My friend, I wish you good health, a happy smile, and happiness every day!

15. Greetings are like summer flowers, blooming gorgeously, giving you a happy mood, always blooming undefeated; greetings are like sunshine, the sun is shining brightly, giving you warmth in the soul and eternal happiness; greetings are like fine wine, mellow and fragrant Thick, full of deep affection, deep affection and deep meaning. World Greetings Day, I wish you happiness every day and happiness forever!

16. I would rather grow old with a fragrant branch than dance with the yellow leaves in the autumn wind! Friend, you are not a pronoun in my heart, you are a symbol of supremacy, you are the embodiment of sincerity and selflessness, you are the one who stays with me after we meet, know, understand, depend on, help, miss and cherish each other. World Greetings Day, greetings to you my friend, may you be healthy and happy.

17. There are tips for reducing stress at work: work hard, leave no worries, smile often, have good interpersonal skills, help colleagues, build a strong relationship, send more blessings, and build a better relationship. In the face of competition, deal fairly with others; in the face of scandals, just listen and ignore them. The workplace is ever-changing, so stay calm.

18. If money is painful, may you suffer pain again and again; if success is stupidity, may you be stupid again and again; if spending money before and after the moon is also painful, may you have endless suffering. ; If being healthy is also wrong, may you make mistakes throughout your life.

19. You are the warm sunshine in spring, the cool rain in summer, the golden fruits in autumn, the romantic snowflakes in winter. You are still the force that makes my pulse beat. You are the source of my happiness!

20. Life is just about being born and living. Life is like swimming, ups and downs are normal.

If you are under a lot of pressure, your focus will be unstable and it will be difficult to make progress. Therefore, I advise you to reduce your pressure so that you can be happy throughout your life.

21. A word of warmth, a concern; a warning, a care; a lovesickness, a feeling; a blessing, a mood; a greeting, a sincere word.

22. Fame, wealth and prosperity are fleeting, and gains and losses are gathered and dispersed in a hurry. Calm down and see who will always be with you. What remains unchanged is the care of your family and friends. A greeting will make you, who has been running forward, burst into tears. My friend, this greeting is to send you eternal warmth. On World Greetings Day, I wish you happiness and peace of mind.

23. Let the vibration of the phone represent my heartbeat, the ringtone represent my smile, the screen represent my care, and the information represent my advice. I pray for you every day: May you stay away from troubles, every night. Sweet dreams surround you!

24. Jokes are the starting point of happiness, lies are beautiful lies, gossip is the experience of life, and love words are the contribution of love. No matter how much pressure you have at work every day, I hope you can find happiness. The root of the problem, keep a bright smile!

Twenty-five. The morning sun rises and reflects the colorful clouds. At dusk, fireflies follow the stars and the moon. I look forward to you in the sun and look forward to you at night. The wind covers the falling red and buries the fragrance in my heart. I look across the horizon and see floating clouds. I sit down. Thinking of you, you will also think of you when you are walking. A love song goes with the letter, and I hope you will get to know each other soon.

26. A person who does not show weakness is always used to doing things vigorously and resolutely, focusing on the results of things, but forgets to appreciate the scenery along the way. In fact, our happiness is hidden in the scenery along the way! May the scenery over there be unique and beautiful!

Twenty-seven. The high temperature has not subsided recently, and you suffer from the heat every day. Pay attention to cherishing yourself and not working too hard. Eat more fruits during the day and go to bed calmly at night. Don’t get angry in a hurry when something happens, and take care of your heart. Lungs are precious; once you and I are friends, this reminder is free!