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Just like after you said the moon many times, what did Houyi shoot? This kind of brain teaser is called a ghost's name?
You read Mouse three times quickly, and now you have read Old Mouse three times. Question: What do cats fear most?
Many people will say mouse!
Hmm. How interesting
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Quick answer
Q: Why do earthworms fly? You can't answer! Because earthworms can fly when they eat chocolate!
Q: Why did the frog fly? At this time, I will answer because frogs can fly when they eat chocolate.
Wrong, the answer is because the frog ate the earthworm! Hmm. How interesting
Q: Why do eagles fly? Haha, many people will answer because eagles eat frogs!
(Eagles can fly)
Let me tell you something. Ask tomatoes and chocolate to fight, chocolate wins, and fight a delicious one.
I don't know.
A chocolate bar! One more question, tomatoes and chocolate fight again, and chocolate wins again. I don't know.
This is a chocolate bar.
By the way, tomatoes and chocolate fought again and chocolate won again. This time, most of the answers are chocolate bars.
Haha ~ ~ ~ It's tomato pulp.
Say the moon ten times, which means the moon ten times. Ask Hou Yi what he took. Many people will say the moon.
Also, why do mice have two legs? Mickey mouse.
Why do ducks have two legs? Many people will say Donald Duck, but all ducks have two legs.
How many steps are there to put an elephant in the refrigerator? (3) Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door)
By the way, there was a get-together at the zoo, and an animal didn't arrive. who is it? (The elephant is locked in the refrigerator)
1. Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first, and then "mouse is old" three times. After he said, "mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him, "What do cats fear most?" It is almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse". I have tried many times, and it works every time.
2. Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. 3. If your friend says, "Forget it, forget it, forget it, forget it, Wang!
A: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why" best?
I don't know.
A: It's a pig!
B: Why?
Ha! ! !
Is the English spelling of pig PUG?
-No, it's a pig
No, how do I remember it was you (you)
-You're mistaken. It's me.
-Pig, it's you
-Pig, it's me
There are three dogs on the floor, in the middle and at the bottom. At the same time, they saw a pile of feces. "On the floor" and "in the middle" to get plates and forks. When they came back, they saw that the feces had disappeared. Who ate feces?
The answer must be "next."
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Q: Is there a number greater than 1? A: Yes.
Q: Is there a number greater than 2? A: Yes.
Q: Is there a number greater than 10? A: Yes.
Q: Is there a number greater than 100? A: Yes.
Q: Is there a number greater than10,000? A: Yes.
Q: Is there a number greater than 1 100 million? A: Yes.
Q: Is there a number greater than 10 billion? A: Yes.
Q: Is there anyone more stupid than you? A: No.
Hehe, many people will answer no!
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