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The gap between China football and European and American football.

Where does it hurt? That's the pain caused by football in China, that kind of footwork, erratic walking, and arrogant temper, which gave me infinite reverie. Football in China is really hopeless. Before the game, I fantasized with a very pious mind that the national football team would win this game and then beat Iraq, and China might make it into the top ten, but who knew that was just my own wishful thinking. Qatar acted as the executioner of my fantasy and personally cut off my hopes. Brother, I think. . . "Maybe China can be saved by a hero, but when will it be?

Ironically, two hours later, the European Cup kicked off. This is a two-world event, a quick delivery and a clear breakthrough. Besides, it's only a contest between second-rate teams in Europe, but can that passion be seen in Asia? Passing the ball is as powerful as shooting, the speed of the ball is so fast, the stopping is not soft, and the basic skills of passing and catching the ball look so comfortable. Ask the national football team to cooperate with them. Probably afraid to pass the ball. Park the ball two meters away. It's weird not to scare people to death.

Gap, this is the gap! It is undoubtedly the gap between basic skills and basic skills. What is the daily training of the national football team? Tactics? I can't see what tactics the players have performed on the court. Not to mention any technology. . .

Sad voice, crying Long song. . .

In addition, speaking of the gap between referees, the referees of these two games are very embarrassed. Maybe I always want to make an excuse for China football, but look at Europe? I didn't realize that Asian referees were soft-spoken until the referee gave me a penalty. . . Don't belittle or praise anything. Europeans are very powerful. It's okay to throw it a few times. Eat beef every day? How weak are Asians? How can they stand ups and downs? What should I do? I have to protect it with a yellow card. . .

That's it. I don't want to say anything. .

1, stop the ball

Stop the ball under your feet 10 mm defender is a Brazilian player.

Is the defender who stops the ball at his feet 10 cm a Spanish player? .

The defender who stops the ball at 10 decimeter is a German player.

The defender who stopped the ball at the foot 100 meters and forced the opposing goalkeeper to make a save was a China player.

Step 2 pass the ball

The players who can accurately make a long pass 50 meters away and find teammates on the court are British players.

The player who can make a subtle shot within five meters is Argentina.

A player who can make a short pass within 5 meters, and a defender and a striker can play a game every 50 meters, is a China player.

Step 3: shoot

The player who can shoot from 30 meters away is a German player.

The player who can play an empty goal 3 meters in front of the door through subtle cooperation is a Portuguese player.

The player who can knock over the corner flag on penalty kick is a China player.

Step 4 dribble

The player who can take the ball from his baseline to the other half is a Dutch player.

The player who can take the ball from his own baseline to the other's baseline is a Brazilian player.

It is China who can steal the ball from his players' feet and bring it into his own goal.

It is great to be able to carry the ball like Henry.

5? , the ball wind

The players who can applaud the referee are all European players.

The players who can scold the referee are all South American players.

All the players who can spit at the referee and chase the ball are China players.

6. Ride a bike

The player who can step on eight bicycles in a row and get a penalty is a Brazilian player.

The player who can step on three bicycles in a row and break into the penalty area for assists is a Portuguese player.

The player who can step on half a bicycle continuously and break himself into a fracture is a China player.

7. Physical quality

The player who can run for 90 minutes without changing color is a Korean player.

A player who can run for 90 minutes and is still panting is a European player.

The athlete who can run for 90 minutes and sweat profusely is a South American athlete.

The player who can walk for 90 minutes and cramp on the ground is China.

8,? speed

The player who runs faster than the ball is a Dutch player.

The athlete who can run as fast as a ball is an English athlete.

The player who can run as fast as the referee is a Maldivian.

The player who can't even outrun the referee is China.

9. Attitude

It is African players who regard football as their life.

It is European players who regard football as their job.

It is South American players who regard football as a game.

It is China players who treat football as a joke.

Every time those international players lose, they say that we come with a learning attitude. Just like the just-concluded World Cup, a player said that our spirit has not been lost. In fact, everyone knows that we traveled to South Korea, but we didn't expect the tour to be so thorough. We didn't win a game and didn't score a goal ... Finally, we posted a photo of China's national smelly foot team in Unity City. ...