I speak for myself-share the wonderful things with you in various versions-Chen Oudi

I speak for myself - share the excitement with you in various versions - Chen Oudi

1. Single version: You only see my single version, But you didn’t see my efforts; you have your standards and I have my gentleness; you laughed at me for not being beautiful enough and not worthy of love; I pity you for always being too superficial. You can despise my truth, kindness and beauty, but I will prove who this is. era; love is a journey destined to be painful, and frustration and singleness are inevitable on the road, but so what, even if you are single, you still have to be single wonderfully; I am single, and I speak for myself!

2. Fat version: You only see my weight, but not my efforts. You have your muscles and I have my belly. You laugh at me that my legs are not thin enough and my hands are not strong enough. You are not worthy of eating and drinking. I pity your lack of fun in losing weight. You can despise our body shape, and we will prove whose era this is. Losing weight is a journey destined to be painful, and the road is full of rebounds and body distortions, but what about that? Even if I feel faint from hunger, I still have to look stylish. I am a fat man and I speak for myself. @justjane

3. Female Man Version: You only see my laughter, but you don’t see my vulnerability. You have your squeamishness, and I have my persistence. You laugh at my uninhibitedness, and I pity your pretentiousness. You can despise my character, I will prove whose time it is. Being a man is a journey destined to be painful, with doubts and ridicules inevitable along the way, but so what? Even men should live beautifully. I am a ladies man and I speak for myself.

4. Oriental Invincible Edition: You only heard that I was in the palace, but you didn’t see me practicing day and night. You have your famous family and uprightness, and I have my martial arts secrets, but you laughed at me for being neither male nor female. You are not worthy of ruling the world, I pity you for being a hypocritical hypocrite. You don’t have to practice the Sunflower Book, I will prove who is the Invincible in the East. Practicing is a journey destined to be painful, and there will inevitably be corruption of suspicion on the way, but so what! Even if you are cheated on, you must keep on sewing! I am Dongfang Invincible, I speak for myself!

5. Student version: You only see my scores but not my efforts. You have your test papers and I have my answers. You laugh at me because my scores are not high enough and I don’t deserve to have fun. I pity you because you always want to go to a famous school. You can despise our results and we will prove whose era this is. Studying is destined to be painful. There are always setbacks and low scores on the road. But so what, even if you fail the exam, you must be calm. I am a student and I speak for myself

6. Senior Party Edition: You only see my ranking but not my hard work. You have your ideas and I have my ways. You deny my progress and I determine my path. You laugh at me for plummeting and you are not as pitiful as you for being satisfied with the status quo. You can despise my ideals and I will prove whose success it is. The college entrance examination is a journey destined to be lonely. Failure and loneliness are inevitable on the road, but so what? Even if you lose your reputation, you still have a clear conscience. I am a senior in high school, and I speak for myself

7. College Entrance Examination Edition: You only see my ranking, but not my hard work. You have your ideas, I have my approach. You deny my progress and I determine my path. You laugh at me for falling so far that I am not as good as you. I pity you for being satisfied with the status quo. You can despise my ideals and I will prove whose success it is. The college entrance examination is a journey destined to be lonely, and failure and loneliness are inevitable along the way. But so what, even if you lose your reputation, you still have a clear conscience. I am a member of the college entrance examination party, and I speak for myself!

8. Medical student version: You only see the unspoken rules, but not my medical ethics. You have your suspicions, and I have my efforts. You deny my miserable present while I work hard for my glorious future. You mocked me for reading a lot of books every day and having no time to love. I felt helpless in my heart. You can stay out of it and laugh at doctor-patient disputes, and we will prove that there is true love in the world. The dream is a journey destined to be lonely, and being accompanied by love is warm and practical. I am a medical student and I speak for myself!

9. Elementary school student version: You only see my scores, but not my age. You have your rules, I have my choices. You laugh at me for having nothing and not being worthy of ranking. I pity you for always kneeling down. You can despise my youth, but I will prove whose time it is.

Solo queue is destined to be a lonely journey, and there are always complaints and ridicules along the way. But so what, even if QB arrives, he still has to give it beautifully. I am a primary school student, and I speak for myself

10. PS version: You only see my JPG renderings, but not the PSD source files that I have modified countless times; you have your design, and I have mine. plan; you laugh at my banner design for not being grand enough, and I pity you for not understanding the meaning of white space; you can despise my ignorance, and I will prove whose era this is; the road to design is destined to be difficult, and PS will inevitably collapse and exit; but So what, even if you torture me thousands of times, you will still insist on restarting. I am a PS expert and I speak for myself!

11. Fujoshi version: You only saw my wretched smile, but did not hear my sobbing late at night. You have your sadness, I have my pain, and you laughed at me as a fujoshi. , I pity you for not knowing that fujoshi is just my disguise. You don’t have to know me, I will prove to you that this is the era of fujoshi. Fujoshi are destined not to be understood, and ridicule and questioning are inevitable along the way. But so what, no matter how difficult it is, I will continue to be rotten. I am a little rotten girl, and I speak for myself!

12. Watching TV series: You only see me relaxing, but you don’t see the pain I feel in watching TV series. You have your chat game, I have my Korean channel TVB. You laugh at me for loving celebrity gossip and bloody plots, but I pity your computer for being deserted when you turn it on. You don’t have to follow the drama, I will prove that it is a must. Watching dramas is destined to be a lonely journey, and temptations are inevitable along the way, but so what? Even if you stay up late, you must continue to watch dramas. I am the queen of TV dramas, I speak for myself

13. Water post version: You only see my water post about you, but not the water post. The reason is that you have your post. I have my reply. You deny my present and I decide my future. You mock me for having nothing and not worthy of replying. I pity you for only posting. You can ignore my reply. But I will prove whose time it is. Water stickers are destined to be a lonely journey. Contempt and disdain are inevitable on the road, but so what? Even if it keeps getting deleted, I still want to look beautiful again. I am the water god. I speak for myself!

14. Art exam version: You only see my freedom but never think about my reasons. You have your quota and I have my choice. You laugh at me for not being good at cultural classes and bad at studying. I pity you. There is always a lack of love. You can despise our majors. We will prove whose era this is. Art exams are doomed to be lonely. Drops and failures are inevitable on the journey. Even if you fry pots and sell iron, you have to be admitted to college. I am an art student and I speak for myself

15. Floor grabbing version: You only see my floor number, but not my internet speed. You have your reply, I have my speed. You laugh at me because I have nothing and am not worthy of grabbing a building. I feel sorry for you who always get robbed. You can underestimate my speed, I will prove whose time it is. House grabbing is a lonely journey, and there are always complaints and ridicules along the way. But so what, even if you get the heads, you still have to grab them beautifully. I am the guy who grabs the building, and I speak for myself

16. Weight loss version: You only see me with fat, but you don’t see that I work hard to lose weight. You have your skinny body, and I have mine. full. You laugh at me for being too fat to wear a bikini, but I pity you for being too skinny to wear one. You can eat whatever you see, time will tell whose hell it is! Losing weight is a journey destined to be painful, and soy sauce is inevitable along the way, but so what? Even if it means death, we must persevere! I am a fat person who is trying to lose weight, and I speak for myself

17. Salutation version: You only smell my condolences but don’t see my expression. You have your stickers and I have my reply to you. Ignore me as I pass by, I insist on my fifteenth year, you laugh at me, I am powerless and unworthy to save you, I am pitiful, you are always narcissistic, you can despise our rabble, we prove that in this era of emperors, dicks are men destined to be lonely, and they are inevitable on the road. Despise but so what, even if you are naked, you still have to save your dignity. I am the master of honoring, and I speak for myself (www.creditsailing.com)

18. WOWER version: You only see me running corpses, but you don’t see me killing with honor.

You have your ideas, I have my approach. You mock me as a novice, not worthy of killing. I pity you because you only look at the data. You can despise our record. We will prove who we win because of. WOW is destined to be a difficult journey. There are always ridicules and frustrations on the road, but so what? Even if I die, I must die with a clear conscience. I am WOWER, and I speak for myself.

19. Diaosi version: You only see my current situation, but not my future. You have your Apple, I only have my Samsung. You laugh at me because I am short, frustrated, and stupid. You are too poor to pick up girls. I pity you for being arrogant and self-righteous and not worthy of ridicule. You can despise my existence. I will prove whose era this is. Counterattack is a journey destined to be painful. The road is full of ridicule and ridicule, but so what? Even if I am desperate, I am desperate in style. I am a diaosi, and I speak for myself.

20. Diaosi version: You only saw me masturbating, but you didn’t see my tears. You have your goddess, I have my fungus. You laugh at me for having nothing and not being worthy of sex. I envy you for always being rich and beautiful. You can despise our technology and we will prove whose time it is. Traveling alone is doomed to be lonely, and there are always doubts and ridicules on the road, but so what, even if everyone dies, you still have to look beautiful. I am a loser and I speak for myself!

21. Diaosi version: You only see my Baleno jacket, you can’t see my CK underwear; you have your slickness, I have mine to be cute and pretty; you have Huan Feiyan Thin beauties travel together, I have evil gay friends to clear the way; you say that I have nothing and am not worthy of being rich and handsome, I pity you only have famous brands, but no friends to love; you can despise my flat wallet, I will tell you You, this is the age of credit cards! I am a counterattacking diaosi, and I speak for myself!

22. DOTA version: You only saw my death, but not my movement. You have your play style, I have my equipment, but you laughed at me for not having a high ladder score. It’s not worth playing. I pity you who always want to kill people. You can despise my ladder points. We will prove whose era this is. DotA is destined to be a painful journey. Death and being sprayed are inevitable on the road, but so what, even if you die, you will not be able to play. Damn sensation, I am DotAer, I speak for myself...

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