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Who can accurately translate the meaning of Cantonese songs?

This is an old song, in which Samuel Hui is voicing the fear of returning to Hong Kong.

I know you're 97

What do you care? 97

I met you in 1997.

I don't care about you.

In fact, I was so surprised that I prayed to God and worshipped Buddha (shouting ten).

In fact, there is no need to be afraid to ask God and worship Buddha (make a fuss)

Rheumatism with hyperacidity (chronic cough)

Have hyperacidity and rheumatism (and chronic cough)

Listen to eat Ford with the door closed all day.

If you worry all day, you can't do it (it's almost over)

Until 1997

It's not that fast to 97.

Pick up the pen and count to 2028 days (in a hurry)

Take a pen and calculate that there are still 2028 days (what's the hurry)

It's gone, I can't walk away (there is no shortcut)

I know there is no way out (no shortcut)

Immigrating to foreign countries is also a matter of poor listening quality.

It is also a waste to emigrate.

Press the ring, Wu Qi, call the machine and call the class confidant.

Don't stay at home, call a group of friends with a BP machine.

Put on a ridiculous play.

Watch a ridiculous movie.

Karaoke pushed the bottle high.

Sing karaoke, drink brandy, and have fun until high.

Sing loudly and then go to Mong Kok to jerk off.

Sing loudly and go to Mong Kok to play video games.

Sell a gossip magazine to flatter your elder sister.

Buy a gossip magazine and read Ye Zimei.

The next beauty pageant after plastic surgery

Look who won the prize in the beauty contest after plastic surgery.

It is the most important thing for a happy person to manage tomorrow well.

How can I be too lazy to care about tomorrow? The most important thing now is to be happy, whether it is life or death.

I met you in 1997.

I don't care about you.

In fact, Hong Kong's adaptability is not terrible.

In fact, Hong Kong is very adaptable and will not be scared (with a good foundation).

It is estimated to turn left (and then turn left) on 1997.

It may be 97 (what has become)

Prosperity is based on gold.

Hong Kong is prosperous, arachis duranensis!

(Repeat the following)

Break the estimate or turn left 97 (including multiple transactions)

Maybe in 1997 (I'm sure I can make another fortune)

Everyone told me about my good luck.

Everyone has escaped, my friend. Good luck.