Happy event joke: Dad, are menopausal women so wordy?

Happy event joke: Dad, are menopausal women so wordy?

Happy event joke: Second-rate men can't help but recall fond memories of childhood when they hear someone peddling Sugar-Coated Berry in the street, so they run over and ask, "Give me a string to taste, shall I call you a turtle?" "ok!" I saw my uncle take out a bunch of ... lying troughs! Knock on his skull: "Do you still want to learn to call me' selling candied haws' after eating?" Shit! Ten years later, I still know him.

Happy event joke: Mother has been nagging, and her daughter can't stand it. The daughter asked: Dad, are menopausal women so wordy? Mother said: You will know that I am well when you see your grandmother. Dad, who has been silent, said with a smile that she is in the second day of this year!

Happy moment joke: A drink shop opened downstairs. At noon, my colleagues made an appointment to taste it. The opening of the new store is quite popular. We were sitting outside the store, and the waiter took out an umbrella specially. Colleagues read it and said it was interesting. It was spring. After that, they stood up and pressed the spring. They heard a bang. We're caught in an umbrella!

Happy event joke: There is a one-year-old and four-month-old son at home. On Sunday night, I was lying in bed surfing the Internet, and my son was playing alone. Maybe he's bored. Climbing over and smashing my face is a slap, and he dubs' hit' in his mouth. When I reacted to teach him a lesson, he called out' Mom' and hit me in the face. Play with me? I'm your real mother. ...

Happy event joke: Xiaoming took a fancy to war movies these two days. His father just came home from work and actually gave a sentence: Stop, which district are you from? Father said: I am your father! Xiao Ming said: dog traitor, don't get involved with me!