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"East Palace" episode 34: That can remember the dream of spring, according to the incense banquet (5)

Xiaofeng tied her hands and went back to her bedroom happily. As soon as she entered the door, she called "Adu" and then told Yong Niang to close the door. Yongniang quickly complied.

Xiaofeng sat on her usual beauty couch and called Yong Niang with a smile. Yong Niang closed the door and said, "I brought you something!" " "Say that finish, she happily took out two crabs hidden in the sleeve.

There is a hidden conspiracy here. 1. Adu didn't go to the royal banquet with Xiaofeng, perhaps because Adu didn't want to be contaminated with these red tape, and Xiaofeng always respected Adu's personal wishes, so he didn't take her, but took Yong Niang.

Xiaofeng stole two crabs after the feast. According to the previous story, at the banquet, each royal family attending the banquet only had 1 steamed crab to eat, and Li Chengyin didn't eat it himself, so he peeled one and gave it to Xiaofeng, which represented Li Chengyin's affection for Xiaofeng. Under the demonstration of Li Chengyin, Xiaofeng also learned to peel crabs. She thought this crab was really delicious and peeled the one that belonged to her in front of her. Li Chengyin also walked over and looked at phoeny's lovely appearance when she peeled crabs for the first time.

However, at the royal banquet, there must be someone who didn't eat the crabs presented and didn't move there, so Xiaofeng deliberately stole two when she left. In Xiaofeng's mind, this crab is really delicious, so she thinks of Adu who didn't come and Yong Niang who served her all night without eating. I have to let them taste this crab-it represents Xiaofeng's sincerity in treating Adu and Yong Niang. She has always been very polite to the people around her. In Xiaofeng's heart, Yong Niang is as important as Adu.

It took Xiaofeng a long time to dig out these two crabs, so Xiaofeng hid them in her left and right sleeves. She was afraid of losing them when she walked, so she came back with her hands tied together all the way. Xiaofeng never abides by the rules of the palace. She is used to walking unsteadily. For Adu and Yong Niang, her regular journey certainly represents her sincerity towards Adu and Yong Niang.

Xiaofeng has been hiding the crab from Yong Niang. It seems that Xiaofeng is afraid of being caught stealing, and she keeps it well. Yong Niang was surprised to see two crabs hidden in the sleeve of the crown princess. Yongniang certainly knew that the Crown Princess stole the crab for her and Adu, but not because the Crown Princess stole the crab itself. Xiaofeng is a crown princess and has a prominent position. Even if she was caught stealing crabs, she wouldn't really be investigated. Yong Niang is afraid that Xiaofeng will be laughed at by people with ulterior motives (such as Zhao Liangdi, who is so smart, of course, he hears that Zhao Liangdi wants to laugh at the fact that the Crown Princess can't remove the crab), mocking her greed and hurting her dignity. So, isn't she the one who serves the crown princess?

Adu is as informal as Xiaofeng. When she saw Xiaofeng bring her a crab from the royal banquet, she sat down beside Xiaofeng happily. Xiaofeng smiled and said, "This crab is delicious!" With that, she handed one to Adu, who was close to her.

Yong Niang always abides by the palace rules in front of Xiaofeng, and she still stands beside Xiaofeng well. Xiaofeng turned around again and said with a smile, "Try it, Yong Niang!" "Say that finish, she handed the crab to Yong Niang.

Here is a detail, that is, Xiaofeng dedicated the crab to Yong Niang with both hands, instead of waiting for Jin Er with Li Chengyin's kindness and rustling. She handed them things from top to bottom with one hand and ordered them to walk around. This still represents Xiaofeng's equality with others. She treats her young mother like a friend, even like an elder.

Yong Niang suddenly knelt in front of the Crown Princess and said, "Crown Princess, please sentence your servant to death! This is the food for the royal banquet. How can I enjoy it because my servant is humble? Please ... please give the crown princess to your son ... "

Out of sincerity for the Crown Princess, Yongniang will never let the Crown Princess be laughed at because of one of her handmaids. She immediately rejected the crab and began to come back from the dead. Yong Niang is really afraid of the crown princess, my little ancestor. You must never challenge the palace rules for me. Where is the food at the royal banquet worthy? Stealing food will be severely punished! If I bother you again, I will feel even more guilty!

Yong Niang's words, Xiaofeng is completely tired of hearing-always dying to live in front of me, where there are so many charges of dying to live? ! Xiaofeng was afraid that Yong Niang wouldn't eat it. She let out a cry of "Ouch", tore off a crab leg and stuffed it into Yong Niang's mouth. Yongniang choked to the point of spitting out the crab legs. Xiaofeng said urgently, "Don't throw up!" Xiaofeng added, "This is food from the royal banquet. Not eating is disrespectful! And not only do you die, but even I, the crab thief, will be punished! " Say that finish, phoeny hurriedly put the crab into Yong Niang's hand. "Just eat!"

Xiaofeng was very clever, and she began to "deal with a man as he deals with you". You say to my face that you will be punished for eating crabs at the royal banquet. Isn't it a capital crime to spit out the crab I stuffed in your mouth? Do you still want to spread this story so that I can get involved? Just eat. We're closed anyway. Who knows?

The following is the 1 standard corresponding stem. Later, Xu Niang once invited the imperial secretary who served her to eat the cake rewarded by the Crown Princess. This shows that Xu Niang, like Xiaofeng, is also a pure and kind girl. They are even very similar in life and fate. Xu Niang was once intimidated by Zhang Shen, and Xiaofeng was once intimidated by Li Chengyin. So, in essence, Li Chengyin and Zhang Shen are the same. He is a gentle scum. Just because he has a face of Chen Xingxu, he can't forget his nature as a beast. What is worthy of Xiaofeng's love in Li Chengyin? In Xiaofeng's own words, "You don't deserve anyone's love. If you had a little conscience, you wouldn't say that to Miss Zhao. " Also, who plays tricks on people who are not restricted by public power, not the head of an animal, but the line is like a dog? Xiaofeng's tragic fate in this life is rooted in her silly love for you, heartless bastard. Xiaofeng is not as lucky as Xu Niang. She can go back to her hometown and live in peace. She will only be stung to death by the powerful tail of Li Chengyin who loves her name. )

Xiaofeng smiled beautifully and asked Yong Niang and Adu, "Is it delicious?" Yong Niang certainly knows that this is the crown princess's sincerity to herself. She quickly and obediently accepted the reward given to her by the crown princess and said "hmm".

Out of sincerity for the Crown Princess, Yongniang neglected to eat crabs, and suggested: "Crown Princess, if your highness doesn't help the Crown Princess today, the Crown Princess will not only learn how to dismantle crabs, but also be laughed at!" Speaking of the prince's sincerity in treating the crown princess, Yong Niang couldn't help laughing. "It can be seen that your highness still takes care of the crown princess!" Yong Niang also advised: "On weekdays, the crown princess should be kind to your highness!"

The detail here is that Yong Niang didn't tell the princess Zhao Liangdi to shoot her in the back, nor did she say that the prince secretly beat Zhao Liangdi through crabs, but only said that the prince showed the princess how to dismantle crabs so as not to make her laugh (Yong Niang didn't even say that the person who laughed at the princess was Zhao Liangdi). This shows that Yong Niang still thinks that although Li Chengyin has some affection for Xiaofeng, it is not as good as Zhao Liangdi, who is deeply in debt. Yong Niang is Xiaofeng's maid of honor. Of course, she knew that there was nothing between Xiaofeng and Li Chengyin. She can't imagine that Li Chengyin's spirit is greater than Xiaofeng's body. She just hopes that the crown princess can be kind to the prince and promote the mutual affection between the prince and the crown princess as much as possible.

Xiaofeng was very happy to see Yongniang willing to eat the crab she brought back, but her face changed when she heard the word "Your Highness". She always thought that Li Chengyin liked to treat her badly and didn't like her at all!

Xiaofeng was a little ambivalent when she heard that Yong Niang had helped Li Chengyin so much. Are you still my man? Why are you defending Li Chengyin? I don't know if Li Chengyin has a crush on Xiaofeng, but he refuses to please Li Chengyin!

Xiaofeng listened to all Yong Niang said and asked, "Is he helping me?" Yong Niang quickly nodded his head. Xiaofeng still didn't react. Didn't he always call me a savage woman? Didn't he give me the crab because of his poor health? Xiaofeng was so frank that she didn't even notice. Li Chengyin first attracted her attention, but deliberately ignored her, hooked her to see how he dismantled crabs and gave Xiaofeng a careful machine to get off the steps of dismantling crabs.

However, Xiaofeng is not stupid. Judging from the result that Xiaofeng really learned to dismantle the crab in front of him, Xiaofeng finally found in hindsight that Li Chengyin might really have helped me under the reminder of Yong Niang. How else can I explain that mercy didn't eat the crab he opened, but gave it to me? Xiaofeng didn't know that Li Chengyin had concealed the fact that she deliberately made a fool of her. She just thought that Li Chengyin might really help me without hurting Se. )

However, Xiaofeng felt even more strange when he realized this fact. She said to herself, "How can you help me? Doesn't he hate me? ! "Xiaofeng thinks it is not normal for Li Chengyin to help her. Didn't he always like to quarrel with me and be mean to me? He always bothers me and hates me, so why does he help me?

Yong Niang's effect of fixing Xiaofeng and Li Chengyin is very obvious, that is, Xiaofeng really has a warm feeling and expectation for Li Chengyin, and she is really kind to Li Chengyin. She also tried to prove to others (Milo, Gu Jian, Zhao Pei) whether Li Chengyin was kind to me? Lest she flatter herself again and make people laugh.

Gao Kun came to Qingning Palace to give gifts. "Empress, this is my brother's westward journey. It took craftsmen more than half a year to get this Guanyin statue. I also asked the monks to bless 998 1, which is the most effective. " The queen giggled. "Big cousin is really great."

1. Is this Guanyin really sent by Gao Xian from the west? Of course it doesn't matter. The reason why the Gaos sent Guanyin to the Queen was to suggest that you help Gao Ruyi get pregnant with gifts. Of course, the queen understood, but she pretended not to know and tried her best to shirk it. She only said, "Big cousin is very kind."

2. Whether this Guanyin was sent by Gao Xian or not, the carved jade is really exquisite and lifelike. Out of the expectation that Gao Ruyi gave birth to a dragon heir, he must have been blessed by the monk with 998 1, which was really not broken by the queen. In this play, the story about this deity and Buddha must be very effective, and the screenwriter takes this opportunity to suggest that Gao Ruyi will definitely be pregnant in the future.

When Gao Kun saw the Queen playing dumb, he quickly tied his hands and respectfully suggested, "Empress, eldest brother ... is also the best thing to worry about. This wishful thinking has been in the palace for several days, and I hope that the Empress will take care of it and arrange for Ruyi to go to bed as soon as possible! "

As can be seen from Gao Kun's words, this gift of Guanyin is not from Gao Xian, because Gao Ruyi has only been in the palace for a few days, and the journey to the West and the Central Plains is long, and it is too late to come and go. Gao Kun must have been instructed by Gaoxiang to take care of the queen. However, Gao Xiang is, after all, the elder of the Queen. For the sake of gaoxiang's face, Gao Kun gave a gift to the queen in the name of her eldest brother Gao Xian.

The queen is not stupid. If Gao Ruyi has a son, where will Seung Heon and I go? Won't this make Seung Yin and I lose the help of Gaos thought? So the queen giggled again. "On that day, a dance of clothes and feathers was praised by the emperor. It is only a matter of time before she wins the sacred heart with beauty and wisdom. Where do you need this palace? "

The queen did not forget to continue to shirk this matter, touting Gao Ruyi as a girl with both color and art. In the queen's heart, even if the emperor wants to get lucky, he should stop it as much as possible for himself and his inheritance. How could she be in such a hurry to let this happen?

Therefore, Li Chengyin has always been very good, and his mother has always been sincere to him. He doesn't need to say that the queen will suppress Gao Ruyi in the harem. In order to eradicate the gaos thought, he only needs to cut off the connection between the queen and Gao Xiang in advance, so that there is a gap between them, and the queen can only rely on herself. So, he designed Gao Zhen to kill Zhang Shen.

Gao Kun also knows that the Queen won't help! So Gao Kun also forgot the decency of elegant photography and suggested, "The Queen praised my sister! This harem is full of beautiful women. It is not easy to win the sacred heart. The father looks after the empress and can take care of his sister. If you are favored in the future, the Gaos will never forget the kindness of the empress! "

1. Gao Kun was afraid that the Queen would not help, so he had to move out of Gao Xianglai. He knew that the queen could sit back and relax for so many years because of the help of Gaoxiang, and she would never offend Gaoxiang. Besides, Gao Kun still keeps it. He didn't say that he hoped Ruyi would get pregnant in debt, only that she was kind. There is also the gaos thought that the queen can take care of her in the harem and try to reassure her.

2. The emperor is actually like Li Chengyin. They are not the kind of people who fall in love with a woman easily. Plus harem beauty like a cloud, gaoxiang also don't know the emperor want to use Gao Ruyi to elaborate gaos thought, eventually eradicate gaos thought. Therefore, he came to the queen for something; Therefore, it took so much effort to teach her to imitate Gu's voice, appearance, manner, and even the details of her life, which won her father's heart and buried this chess piece deeply.

Hear Gao Kun said this is in the meaning, the queen can't push to take off. She smiled and said, "I know what my uncle means." With that, she stood up. "Please ask my cousin to go back and tell my uncle that we will try our best!"

1. The queen has been sitting, but after hearing the word "Gao Xiang", she immediately stood up, which is a hint that Gao Kun, you can step down. The queen was afraid that Gao Kun didn't see her hint, and then put forward any request that she couldn't shirk, so she told him to turn around in words and made a false promise.

2. The Queen and Gao Kun are also cousins. Moreover, the queen has been the queen of the Gaos for so many years, but she is still obedient to the Gaos, separated by a layer. Li Chengyin was brought up by the queen, and he learned a lot from her. In fact, the screenwriter implied here that the relationship between Li Chengyin and Gu Jian is also separated by a layer. They are just a consortium of interests, and there is not much emotional involvement.

The queen will never help Gao Ruyi win the sacred favor for herself and her inheritance. Just like Li Chengyin, in order to monopolize Xiaofeng, he would never allow Gu Jian to destroy his marriage with Xiaofeng. However, because the Queen and the Gaos have the same interests, when Zhao goes too far and Gao Zhen dies, the Queen will definitely help the Gaos to deal with the Zhao family. The queen never knew that Yin Cheng and the emperor wanted to bring down the Gaos thought. That is to say, she dealt with Zhao Liangdi for her position, but in her heart, she didn't hurt Yin Cheng. Don't gaos thought than zhao, but also have the support of prince status? At that time, Gao Ruyi was not pregnant. How did the queen know the Oracle?

The queen obviously needs Gaoxiang's support, but she still chooses to please Gaoxiang without hurting Yin Cheng. If there is a conflict between Yin Cheng and Gaoxiang, she must be on Yin Cheng's side. It was not until she misunderstood that she was going to the emperor to report that she had poisoned Gu that the situation began to deteriorate. Compared with the Queen, Li Chengyin has no bottom line. He also needs the help of Gu Jian and Chai Mu, which is also a very important factor for him to secure the throne. However, when he misunderstood that Gu Jian and phoeny were lovers, and when he could just shut phoeny off and let Gu Jian live, he just made a gesture to Gu Jian and wanted to ask Gu Jian to shoot an arrow through his heart, which showed that he had lost his mind in order to monopolize phoeny. Later, he could have spared Chai Mu and Yue Ming (at least he could have spared Chai Mu), but in order to get the throne, he still had to play some tricks to let Chai Mu die in the hands of the emperor. It can be seen that at that time, for the sake of power, he had reached the point of unconscionability. Xiaofeng is so kind-hearted, how can she be with such a person? !

Gao Kun was on his way and saluted immediately. "That will trouble your mother." Then, leave and go.

As soon as Gao Kun left, the Queen gnashed her teeth with anger (just as Li Chengyin likes to bite her back teeth when she is angry). She turned around and took a look at this Guanyin statue. She was furious, grabbed it and threw it out.

The queen knows what Gao's family does. The gift of Guanyin hit her directly in the face, so she wanted to throw the gift of Gao's family out to vent her anger. The queen has been very calm, and she has started to smash things, which shows that she is really anxious.

Rong Shuang saw it, and quickly displayed his lightness skill. She caught the Guanyin in mid-air, fell to the ground and put it back in the distance. It turns out that Rong Shuang, like Adu, is also an extraordinary martial artist, and the screenwriter planted the foreshadowing for Rong Shuang to assassinate Li Chengyin here in time. & lt/& lt; /