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High school history exam, modern history of China, list three major events in China 1950- 1985? A great god in the class can't do it, so he resolutely listed: my father XX was born in 1952, and my mother XXX was born in 1955. 1982 is a bolt from the blue. A loud noise, a great man like God, I-XXX was born! ! ! The test paper was posted on the bulletin board for a week the next day. It is said that the teacher is in distress situation. ...

In Chinese class, Xiao Qiang was sleeping on his desk when the teacher asked him, "Xiao Qiang, ask a question." Xiao Qiang was at a loss: "Teacher, are you asking me?" Teacher: "OK, make another imperative sentence." Xiao Qiang: "Teacher, I didn't hear you clearly. Please say it again! " ""Next, create an exclamation sentence. " Xiao Qiang looked down and said, "It's too difficult! I won't. " "Good answer. Sit down. "

A friend surnamed Wan said: We must give our children a very atmospheric name in the future. Especially when children call the roll at school! The circle of friends was lost in thought. Suddenly a voice replied: Long live Grandpa! ……

Boss: selling watermelons! Not sweet, no money!

Customer: Is it really not sweet or free?

Boss: Of course!

Customer: OK, give me a non-sweet one.

Boss: ......

Teacher: You failed this exam, so I will give you three books.

Read the first book, Eloquence, and try to persuade your father not to hit you.

If you can't convince, then read the second book "Sprint" quickly.

If you don't run away, you can only read the third book.

Student: What book?

Teacher: Surgeon.

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