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Give me a recent cold joke from Leng Rabbit. It needs to be super cold.

A cold rabbit races against a fast tortoise. Who wins?

Turtle. Everyone said it ran fast.

A cold rabbit races with a tortoise wearing sunglasses, who wins?

... turtle.

Because the turtle took off his sunglasses

Oh -

It’s still the turtle that runs so fast!