Stewardess plane joke

0 1. Two brothers were chased by tigers, and the younger brother couldn't run any more, so he said, "Brother, let's stop running and kill this beast." Brother said, "Don't talk nonsense, I can't outrun it, just run past you."

02. Noodles were beaten by steamed bread. I asked my cousin for instant noodles for revenge. Instant noodles are beaten when they see bean buns. When I came back, I said to the noodles, Don't worry, I beat the shit out of it.

03. A fashionable woman got on the bus and saw that the seat was empty, so she took out a paper towel and wiped it for a while. She was just about to sit down and fart. A man next to her smiled and said, "I'm Kao Hua. I'm so fucking clean. I have to blow it after I wipe it."

Penguins are bored, so they want to go to the North Pole to play with polar bears.

Walking, walking for many years, almost there, suddenly remembered that the gas at home was not turned off properly.

So I went back, walked for many years, turned off the gas, set off again, and walked for many years.

Very not easy to come to the door of the polar bear, knocking at the door:

-Polar bear! Come out and play!

Polar bear:

-Stop playing.

05. In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation. On the platform, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change! ……

27. A judge squinted and tried three suspects, A, B and C, in one day.

The judge said to A, "Did you steal it?"

A: "No"

The judge was furious: "I didn't ask you."

"I didn't say anything either," C said.

06. On the plane, the crow said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water, too!" After hearing this, the stewardess threw the crow and the pig out of the plane together. The crow smiled and said to the pig, "Don't be silly, I can fly ~ ~ ~"

07. A rabbit walks into a shop and asks the boss: Do you sell carrots here? The wife said: no, after a while, the rabbit asked again, do you sell carrots here? The boss impatiently said no! After a while, the rabbit asked again, and the boss finally couldn't bear it: if you make trouble again, I'll cut your ear off with scissors!

After a while, the rabbit came again: Do you sell scissors here? The boss said: No. Rabbit asks again: Do you sell carrots here? ...

08. The devil caught the princess.

The devil said: you can shout your throat out, and no one will come to save you!

Princess: Break your throat, break your throat!

Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you!

Devil: Speak of the devil!

Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do?

Devil: Wow, I saw a ghost!

Ghost: Shit! Someone found out.

Shit: Nonsense, who found me?

Who: It's none of my business!

Devil: Oh, my God!

God: Who called me? !

Who: Nobody called you!

Nobody: I didn't! ! !

It is said that the devil has suffered from schizophrenia since then.

09. A king wanted to marry the princess. He put an apple on the princess's head. Whoever wants to shoot will have a chance to marry the princess.

The first man shot the apple and said, "I'm Robin."

The second man also shot the apple. He said, "I am Hou Yi."

The third man accidentally shot the princess. He said, "I'm sorry ..."