A little joke with a lively atmosphere?

Do you need a lively atmosphere at the party? The following is what I arranged for you, I hope it will be useful to you.

1, slippers

In high school, a classmate in the class was afraid of the heat and liked to come to class secretly in slippers, which was never discovered by the teacher.

An earthquake drill was held in a school and everyone ran to the playground. The head teacher found this classmate wearing slippers and asked angrily, Why are you wearing slippers? Students take it for granted: it's good to be able to run out after the earthquake. How can you have time to wear other shoes? !

2. "Don't pee"

One day, I was in a hurry on the train and went to the toilet. There was a woman waiting at the door a long time ago, so I said, "Aunt, I'll go first. I can't hold it any longer. I am urinating. " I just finished writing, and I don't think it's appropriate. How do I pee? I quickly changed my mind. "Aunt, I didn't pee." "You are shit, no! ! "as a result ...

3. "Online medical treatment"

What's it like to treat yourself online?

Your neck hurts a little. After searching online for half an hour, you find that there are only three months left. ...

4. "Sleep on the left"

Man: May I ask you a question? Do you like to sleep on the left or right side of the bed when you sleep? Woman: On the right, what's the matter? M: I like sleeping on the right, too, but I decided to practice sleeping on the left from today and keep the right for you. Woman: You. ...

5. "If you drink too much, you will vomit"

My friend and I went to a restaurant and got the menu. I looked at the drinks and found several kinds of beer, so I asked the waiting waiter, "Little sister, which beer do you think is better?"

The waiter replied, "It's all the same. If you drink too much, you will spit it out! " "