Please recommend me some civilized jokes that can make people laugh! thank you 30 points!

Patient (unhappily): "There is a hole, but it goes without saying twice."

Dentist: "I only said it once." This is an echo, an echo. "

tactics

The beautiful guide showed a group around the military camp. Suddenly a group of soldiers put a row next to them.

The gun was thrown into the arms of the accompanying company commander. The tour guide quickly blushed and said, "I'm sorry,

I was frightened by your gunshots. "The company commander said," it doesn't matter. Do you want to watch artillery exercises? "

Qi Guohe

The thief stole a chicken and was plucking its hair by the river when a policeman came and the thief hurried to get it.

The chicken still reached the river.

The policeman asked, "What are you doing? What's in the river? "

The thief said, "That's a chicken. It is going to cross the river. I'm here to look after its clothes ... "

The latest news

The TV newscaster is broadcasting the news. ...

Then a piece of paper was given to him. He picked it up and habitually said, "Here we are.

I just got the news ... and then I opened the note and read it: "Dude, you still have a spinach leaf on your front tooth." ..."

division of labour

Lao Li sat in front of his house to enjoy the cool, and watched the highway pass through the fields in the village. It was spectacular.

After a while, he saw a car coming, stopped by the side of the road, got off a man, dug a hole by the side of the road, and then returned to the car.

After a while, another man got off the bus and filled in the hole again.

The car went on for a while, and the man came down and dug a hole. After a while, another person filled in the hole.

In this way, every time the car goes, it repeats digging, resting and filling the pit ... Lao Li is puzzled.

He couldn't help running over and asking, "What are you doing?"

Two workers replied, "The three of us are making a plan to green the expressway. The person in charge of planting trees today is ill! "

inn

A foreigner went to a place on business and wanted to find a guest house, so he asked passers-by, "Do you know where the guest house is?"

Passers-by replied, "I know. What do you want with Mrs. Zhao? "

"Sleep," the stranger replied.

attentive

The shark looked at the windsurfer and said, "What a thoughtful reception! There is breakfast and a plate.

Children and napkins. 」

stop

A cadre likes to pause at will and read every sentence. One day, he was ordered to go to the grassroots by the newly appointed Secretary Wang.

Sitting on the rostrum, he said, "I'm Secretary Wang ..." (a meal)

Everyone in the audience was shocked, thinking that the secretary was traveling incognito, and could not help but listen carefully to the following. "Sent ..."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Someone stole a sweat. "I'm here to fuck a woman ..." (another meal)

The common people are frightened. How dare you say that, an open cadre? "At work ..."

Everyone laughed.