Looking for ~ classic jokes ...

One noon in summer, a woman bought two hams and put them in the refrigerator. After a long time, a ham shook. It's too hot outside! It's so cold here ~ another ham said in surprise, huh? Damn it, you are a ham. How can you talk? Xiaoming: There are always not enough drinks in summer. How can we make drinks bigger? Xiao Zhang: It's too simple. Say the curse of mercy! One afternoon in summer, the camel came out to enjoy the cool, happened to meet a cactus, and asked the cactus, what are you doing? Cactus said, I have heatstroke and am doing acupuncture. The cactus asked the camel again, What are you doing? The camel said, it's too hot. I am cupping. My girlfriend broke up with me. She said it was because it was very hot this summer. When we broke up, she gave me a kiss, as real as People's Daily ... A sausage was put in the refrigerator and it felt very cold. Then I looked at the other one beside me and felt a little comforted. She said, "Look at you, frozen like this. You are covered in ice. It is better to shake a few more times! " "Sorry, I'm a popsicle."