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What's Han Zhong's surname?

Zhong Liquan (Han Zhongli)

One of the Eight Immortals of Taoism. Quanzhen religion in Yuan Dynasty was regarded as "the founder of Zhengyang" and one of the five northern ancestors. Its theory began in the Five Dynasties and the early Song Dynasty. According to legend, Li Zhong's surname is "Zhengyangzi" and "Mr. Fang Yun".

The Legend of Immortals says: Zhong Liquan, a native of Yantai, was a general of the Han Dynasty. During the conquest of Tubo, he was jealous of his boss, Liang Yi, and only gave him 30,000 old, weak and disabled soldiers. As soon as he arrived at his destination, he was robbed by the Tubo army, and the sergeant fled. Zhong Liquan also fled to a valley and got lost on the road. However, "Ji people have their own nature." When they met a monk, they took him to a small village and said, "This is Mr. Donghua's residence." And say goodbye. After a while, I suddenly heard someone say, "This must be because Ren Hu with blue eyes is very talkative. Suddenly, I saw an old man dressed in white deerskin and holding a green thistle stick, and asked Zhong, "Is this man a Han general? Why don't you stay with the monk? " Zhong Liquan was frightened, knowing that he had met a stranger, so he sincerely learned the Tao and begged the old man to learn the way to save the world. The old man taught Zhong Liquan's "Dragon True Decision", followed by fire and dragon fencing. Zhong later met the real Huayang and the immortal king and learned to live forever. Finally, I lived in the four noble peaks of the Purple Mountain in Kongtong Mountain, and got the "Jade Box Secret", making it a real fairy. The Jade Emperor named him "a real person in Taiji Zuogong".

On the other hand, Li Zhonghan was from the Tang Dynasty. At the same time, he declared that "all people in the world have the right to leave Han Zhong", and later generations read it under the word "Han", so it was called "Han Zhong Li".

Quanzhen Sect was founded, and the bell was named as the "founder of Zhengyang", ranking second among the five northern ancestors (Wang,,,).

Han Xiangzi: One of the Eight Immortals of Taoism. Han Yu's nephew in Tang Dynasty. He has a bohemian nature, so he has to drink. He was handed down from generation to generation as an immortal figure. When he went to visit relatives in Charlotte at the age of 20, he praised the mountains and rivers there and never came back. He hasn't heard from me for over 20 years. During the Tang Yuanhe period, he suddenly returned to Chang 'an, dressed in rags and acting strangely. Han Yu asked him to go to school to study with the students, but Han Xiangzi didn't say a word when discussing with the students. He only gambles with servants, sleeps in the stable for three or five days when he is drunk, or sleeps on the street. Han Yu was very worried and asked him, "Everyone has his own strengths, even vendors have their own skills. What can I do in the future? " Han Xiangzi said: "I also have a skill, but you don't know it." Han Yu asked, "What can you do?" At that time, it was early winter, which made peony bloom in several colors. It tasted like a pot covered with soil and blossomed in an instant. After Han Xiangzi, this legend was learned from Lv Dongbin. Ranked in the fairy class.

Why does Zhang ride a donkey backwards?

Zhang used to be an official in North Korea and saved a lot of money. Later, he felt that it was not easy to be an official, and he was afraid that he would be laughed at if he couldn't do it, so he resigned and returned to his hometown. Walking, I walked to the edge of my hometown camp and saw a slim girl picking cotton in the field. Just tell somebody else a cavity:

"Whose land, what kind of flowers? Which girl picks cotton? "

After listening to someone's question, the girl replied, "My mother grows flowers in the Zhang family's land. Miss Zhang has come to pick flowers! "

Zhang added, "Why do you want to pick flowers? Not afraid of flower shells and hands? "

The girl said, "Pick cotton and spin. The hands of cultivators are not afraid of pricking! "

Zhang saw that this girl was very generous, and the more she said it, the worse it got. She said:

"Yellow flower girl, silly girl,

Obedience doesn't listen to reasons,

You see, you are so talented and handsome,

I want to save you,

Only you will obey me,

Prosperity has a head.

The maid is at your disposal,

Never pull cotton for a lifetime! "

Girl is not easy to handle, immediately put a string of rapid-fire:

"Flower flower head, shameless,

Speak without fear of the wind.

You enjoy the glory,

Zhang's daughter doesn't care.

My father's name is Zhang,

He is also an official and a servant.

My mother was originally Li's daughter,

I didn't see her enjoying herself. "

Hearing this, Zhang Yi was disqualified. This girl is her own daughter! He couldn't wait to get into the crack, but he was too embarrassed to go home. He quickly turned to practice in the mountains. Later, he turned over a new leaf and became an immortal. Zhang didn't go back to his hometown, but he always took this wrong thing to heart. He felt embarrassed to meet everyone, and since then, he has been riding a donkey with his back forward.