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Hahahaha~ See if the sand sculpture teammates you meet are like this?
1. Zhuang Zhou, who knows how to play: If you can’t catch him, you can’t kill him. The same as the economic solo Emperor Kaihuang. 1: Walking across the canyon without returning home with a bloody book, that’s called Kun!
A fish that doesn't know how to play: doesn't join the group, leads the line blindly, doesn't have a good view, doesn't explore the grass, can't resist, can't fight, and has no control, Cai Xukun!
2. Cai Wenji, who can play: the plumpness of the sun. !Mobile spring water.
Cai Ji who doesn’t know how to play: I’m sorry for A! A doctor cannot heal himself
3. Ming Shiyin who knows how to play: attack the red chain and retreat from the yellow chain. Triple A stuns the enemy, surrounds the lone enemy with the yellow chain to reduce the defense, solos the enemy with the red chain to reduce the attack, the big move can really damage Zhuge Liang and defeat Zhuge Liang in seconds, it is simply omnipotent.
Ming Shiyin, who doesn’t know how to play: I am a soulless piece of equipment! I only know one kind of chain. It will only connect to the shooter. If you can't control your vision, the shooter will die.
4. Yao who knows how to play: skills have built-in vision, passively deceives strong control, guarantees team battles, gets off the car before the shield is broken, seven in and seven out!
No way Playful Yao: He can only ride and watch the battle, his shield is broken every time, and he is full of big men at the core of the team battle.
5. The Bull Demon who knows how to play: the big flash will lift up 3, skill 2 will fly up 3, and skill 1 will weaken the enemy's output. Why do you say "Separate groups, wait for everyone to gather"? Give me a Luban or Ganjiang, which is enough. You can lead our two groups.
The Bull Demon who doesn’t know how to play: With skill 2, he rushes towards the crowd and cannot hit anyone. He loses his passive and instantly turns into a steak. Empty in despair. Why don't you output?
6. Jiang Ziya, who knows how to play: KPL is a non-ban option, and it will kill you in a big flash.
Jiang Ziya who can’t play: I’m being targeted!
7. Da Qiao who can play: can save a teammate who was beaten by five people.
Da Qiao, who can’t play: can save an opponent who was beaten by five people
8. Sun Bin, who can play: When matched with many heroes, the opponent does not dare to fight hard (Cheng "Yao Jin, Lu Bu, Diao Chan", Yang Yuhuan, Zhu Bajie, etc.)
Sun Bin who can't play: The ultimate move is empty, and the skill only accelerates himself!
9. Can play Cheng Yaojin: Entering can break three routes, retreating can sustain five injuries, and the strong muscles will keep you awake
Jin Jin who doesn’t know how to play: Just came out of the spring, so comfortable!
10. Wu Zetian who knows how to play: That woman! One move in a team fight means five people, and her teammates praise her 666~
Wu Zetian who doesn’t know how to play: What’s the bright spot, she has so much money and no brains Chong, mom no longer has to worry about my enemies.
11. Ying Zheng, who knows how to play: out of sight, take your life, crush the tower and defend it, omnipotent.
Yingzheng who doesn’t know how to play: forcing away positions cannot be counted as short... forcing away positions! .. Can the things of scholars be counted as short?
12. Xiang Yu who can play: passive increase The Blood Demon is more meaty than the Dominator, save our Braised Egg Daji, she is a werewolf!
Xiang Yu who doesn’t know how to play: One by one, he pushed away the three enemies frozen by our Zhen Ji. The spies sent to save lives and heal the wounded!
13. Nvwa who knows how to play: wall blocks Nezha, promotes Han Xin with skills, super-long-distance support, harvests the entire map, so cool that she has no friends!
Nuwa who can’t play: Hey, why didn’t I do any harm? This hero is not fun, I want to play Daji!
14. Zhong Kui who can play: If you are still as a virgin, if you move like a rabbit, if you don’t move, you will be fine. If you move, you will hook the enemy's double C from thousands of miles away, and the output will explode!
Zhong Kui, who doesn't know how to play: Either he misses the hook, or he will occasionally hook a white-knuckle ghost, Mozi, etc., making his teammates doubt their lives. !
15. Taiyi Zhenren who knows how to play: the reborn parents of the crispy hero, written as Taiyi, pronounced as Zhenren.
Taiyi Zhenren who can’t play: resurrects himself. Remove the grave and die again. It is written as Taiyi and pronounced as Taier dummy.
16. Guiguzi who knows how to play: after level 4, follow the jungler to capture the opponent's upper, middle, lower and jungle areas, making the opponent hate him to the bone, and may ban Guiguzi in the next game!
Gui Guzi who can’t play: there is no millet, only ghosts are left, walking around alone and doing various tricks to get people killed.
17. Playable Shield Mountain: You can escape to the enemy's core when you advance, and you can repair your remaining health tower when you retreat. Turn the tide before it falls, and support the building before it collapses.
Dunshan who can’t play: A hero who can’t speak human words naturally doesn’t do human things either. He only knows how to build towers and raise shields, so what if you throw the monkey at Hou Yi?
18. Bai Qi is good at playing: one flash taunts five, the leader of all kinds of miraculous team battles , the God of Killing in the Great Qin!
Bai Qi, who doesn’t know how to play, chases human shields like Cheng Yaojin and Liu Chan as hard as he can!
19. Zhang Fei who knows how to play: Stand alone at Dangyang Qiaotou, drive back millions of enemy troops, and make the opponent surrender directly with a single blow!
Zhang Fei who doesn’t know how to play: hetui Didn’t spray it? Forget it, it doesn’t matter, brother Li Bai, do you think I look like a tyrant?
20. Liu Chan, who knows how to play: Mr. Huang Zhong walks up, we can’t push down the opposite botton tower in 2 minutes. Change your name to Liu Chan!
Liu Chan, who doesn’t know how to play: It’s really boring to fight and kill, you can’t get gems, you can’t explore the grass, and you can steal the shooter’s economy!
21. Lian Po who knows how to play: Do you want to force yourself to do it? Just what I want!
Lian Po who doesn’t know how to play: Can he still make a living?
22. Mozi, who knows how to play: Control! The word "control" in capital letters! The first skill is knockback, the second skill is poke, and the ultimate skill has no solution for group control. I'll form the head!
Mozi, who doesn't know how to play: When he was lying on the ground, it was a big character. I only know how to fuck, let me form the buttocks!
23. Shangguan Wan'er who knows how to play: 233a133a3 - Even the warrior can beat the whole set in seconds! Lift, press, pause, set, and write with wind and thunder!
Shangguan Wan'er who doesn't know how to play: As a woman, there is nothing more satisfying than eating the pen in your hand, giving it away with all your strength, lifting it, pressing it, and the hair is already broken
24. Meeting Playful Sima Yi: Arresting people comes and goes without a trace, it is simply a nightmare for the opponent!
Sima Yi who doesn’t know how to play: Abuse all kinds of skills on the road, and run with 1 skill under the eyes of the enemy!
25. Gongsun Li who knows how to play: The magic dance is exquisite, there is no way Catch, because she has an umbrella in her hand, she can make the enemy confused, and fill the opponent's heart with fear!
Gongsunli who doesn't know how to play: Xia Ji Ba Tiao, there is no need to catch her, because she has an umbrella in her hand. He can show off himself to no one else and make his teammates helpless!
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