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What is the mysterious organization of Chaoyang people?

Just yesterday, news came out that Di Yun was arrested for whoring. "202 1 10, Chaoyang Public Security Bureau received an alarm from the masses that someone was engaged in prostitution in a certain district in Chaoyang. In this regard, the police conducted an investigation according to law and seized illegal prostitutes Hui (female, 29 years old) and Li Moudi (male, 39 years old). After review, the above-mentioned personnel confessed to the illegal facts and have been administratively detained by Chaoyang Public Security Bureau according to law. " I believe everyone is paying attention to this magical claw. It's really a wave of unrest. This whistleblower is our mysterious Chaoyang people. What kind of people is this group and who can always make such good achievements?

I feel that these people have a way to find out who or what is hidden in the dark. I think these so-called people are not ordinary passers-by, but like some agents, they are well-trained and have a keen sense of smell, and they can catch clues that ordinary people can't find. In the network, it ranks with four other intelligence organizations and is called "the world's top five ace intelligence organizations". The other four are: CIA-CIA, KGB-KGB, Mossad-Mossad, MI 6-MI 6. Among these five organizations, the most low-key and mysterious one is "BJCYQZ" in Beijing.

A police officer in Chaoyang District, Beijing, said when talking about the Chaoyang people: "The police force is limited and the strength of the masses is unlimited. To promote urban development and community governance, we must rely on the masses and rely on the' sunrise masses'. " According to him, Chaoyang people come from all walks of life. Many cases solved by the police are clues provided by them.

Chaoyang people have only been concerned in recent years, but they have always been there. 1October 23rd,1972,65438+People's Daily published a short message "Su Xiu Spy Caught", from which we can get a glimpse of the fine tradition of "hipsters". That year, they cooperated with the public security organs to capture six spies in the Sun Palace.

So those who want to break the law must always be in awe of the Chaoyang people.