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Recommend some modern Peking Opera jokes adapted from poems or something!
Wu:
Liu Xuande has fought and lost many times.
Be caught in a dilemma
Helpless to move reinforcements.
Sangu Longzhong
I think Zhuge is like a duck to water
Unexpectedly, I want Wolong to come to a poorer waterway.
Abandon Xinye and Fancheng
Run for your life in the middle of nowhere.
Where to go when the sun is shining?
Up to now, only beaten soldiers are wandering around.
What makes me
Make an alliance with you
Zhuge:
Lord Liu Huangshu.
Han orthodox school
The wise belong to the people.
Fathers follow each other.
If it weren't for the division of forces,
Save the people
Zhang Guan, Cao Bing of Zhao Rong is really brave.
Baihe Shui Bo looked at the fire, and the enemy division got a fright.
Bright silver gun crescent knife kills tiger and bear.
Zhang Bamao of Dangyang Bridge stood alone in the crowd.
The hero's blood spilled on Jingxiang.
Who was rude?
Wu:
You are Zhang Zhao.
Hao ying Tian zong
How to stop him from stationing millions of soldiers
Will list thousands of people.
Longteng Hu Yue Longhu Department
Tiger step, dragon and tiger step
Long winter, Buck. Long winter.
Boom, boom, boom
. . . . It's Cao Gong.
He Liu Beijin is at the end of his tether.
I think you are at your wit's end.
Helpless to move reinforcements.
You speak very cleverly.
Lure Wuhou into water
You . Transfer the disaster to Jiangdong
Zhuge:
You only see a lot of people in Cao Mengde.
I think he is a million soldiers, ants and worms.
Winning or losing depends on military courage.
Only by upholding benevolence and embracing the people can we kill dragons.
Wu:
The number of biographies of Han Zuo Li will come to an end.
Half the world belongs to Cao Gong.
He who knows the times is a wise man.
How can manpower resist the weather?
Zhuge:
It can be said that the number of Han will come to an end.
Loyal officials and righteous men travel all over the world
Said that half the world belongs to Zuo Zongtang.
Hayes wolf smoke and bonfire red
He who knows the times is a wise man.
How could Jie Jun be a traitor?
Wu:
The six counties in Wu Dong are pure.
Restore peace to the country
Stand by and observe everything that happens in the world.
Why provoke blood shed?
Zhuge:
Sit quietly and watch the tigers fight.
Watching the fire across the bank is red.
The only one who can swim is Jiang Boyong.
War and drought killed the dragon.
Wu:
Cao Gongxiu writes very clearly.
Make an alliance with my master
Su Chang pointed to Liu Xuande.
When the enemy arrived in Dongwu, they did not bow their heads.
Zhuge:
Tigers and wolves are never bloodthirsty.
Xiang Zhuang's sword dance means Pei Gong.
Attack Liu and collect Jing, frighten Jiang Zuo.
Cutting is the bow in Wu sleeve.
Wu:
Cao Bing led Jiangling down the river with great potential.
My Wu Dong has long lost its water barrier mountain screen.
Zhuge:
Northern soldiers were not familiar with water when they were studying land warfare.
How can you be a hero in the tide more than me?
Wu:
Your Lord, he suffered a terrible defeat and lost his strength.
How many beaten horses can beat Tsao Kung?
Zhuge:
Guan Yunchang Shouxiakou
Stand firm in one's position
And the 10 thousand enemy wing Dezilong.
Children defend their country and bravely join the army.
As soon as Liu Shijun reached the top of the mountain,
Yasunari bafang
Look at the land of Jingxiang.
Heroic spirit
A strong man is like a tiger, and a sword is like a rainbow.
May Wu Dong be reunified.
Take advantage of the enemy.
Personally, I think the old drama is more attractive, but reform is the only way. Without reform, there is no way out ~ ~ ~
Generally speaking, the words of Kunqu Opera are more beautiful, and Peking Opera is more realistic. A play looks very touching.
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