Laugh at the teacher's daily jokes

The teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't know." The teacher asked Xiaoming to go home and ask his parents. Xiaoming went home and asked his mother who was playing mahjong. She cried, "Seven!" "Xiao Ming asked his father again. Dad is eating KFC. He said, "It smells good!" "Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again. My sister is watching TV. She saw Clinton and shouted, "American President Clinton!" "Xiao Ming asked his brother again. My brother is reading a book. He read, "My family lives in a beautiful toilet." The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "Seven!" The teacher slapped him, and Xiao Ming said, "It smells good! The teacher was angry and asked, "Who told you that?" "Xiao Ming said," American President Bill Clinton! "The teacher was about to collapse. He asked," Where do you live? Xiaoming said, "My family lives in a beautiful toilet." "The teacher fainted. The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1= Xiao Ming said no and asked Xiao Ming to go home and ask his parents.

When Xiao Ming comes home, he asks his mother 1+ 1= what? Mom was cooking and scolded him: get out.

Xiaoming went to ask his father again. Dad shouted at the ball game: cool!

Xiaoming went to ask his sister to sing in the room: Baby.

Xiao Ming went to ask his brother to call outside and said, I'll wait for you outside.

The next day, the teacher asked Xiaoming if he knew 1+ 1= Xiaoming said: Teacher Rolle slapped him angrily, and Xiaoming shouted: Cool! It is useless for the teacher to scold him. Xiaoming scolded him: the despicable teacher told Xiaoming to get out, and Xiaoming said: I will wait for you outside. ......