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Spongebob: "I'm ready to go to the party." Are you ready to go to the party? " Crab boss! "
Crab boss: "I'm going to the party." Are you ready to go to the party? " Send a big star! "
Patrick: "I'm ready to go to the party. Are you ready to go to the party? " Spongebob! "
Spongebob: "I'm ready to go to the party." Crab boss, are you ready to go to the party! " "
Crab boss: "I'm going to the party." Are you ready to go to the party? " Send a big star! "
Patrick: "I'm ready to go to the party. Are you ready to go to the party? " Spongebob! "
Spongebob: "I'm ready to go to the party." Are you ready to go to the party? " Crab boss! "
Crab boss: "That's enough! Enough! Don't say it again! "
Patrick: You yellow cube!
Spongebob: You pink star!
Patrick: You! Yellow sponge!
Spongebob: You! Pink starfish!
Patrick: A square yellow sponge!
Spongebob: A sharp pink starfish.
Patrick: You never cut your nails.
Spongebob: You don't have hands at all.
Spongebob: What can I buy for a dollar?
Shopkeeper: Can I buy fake dollars?
Make them think you really have a dollar.
Brain cell A: "Hurry up!"
If you don't do this, I will deduct your salary! "
Brain cell B: "You've never been paid. In fact, we don't exist. We are just expressing the humanistic metaphor of abstract ideas. "
Squidward Tentacles: Spongebob, I want to tell you something. ..
Squidward Tentacles threw his hat on the ground.
Spongebob: Oh, you are bald!
Patrick: "Spongebob, don't go to the hospital. It's too KB there. They will show you very old magazines. . . . . . "
Sponge: Sandy, are you free today?
Sandy's paper: No.
Sponge: Are you sure?
Sandy's paper: Yes.
Squidward Tentacles: I can enjoy SpongeBob without him ~ ~ ~
The episode where hooligans want to dominate the beach.
Boss: Spongebob, can you stop being so soft?
Spongebob: But I'm a sponge! ~~~~
Spongebob: Squidward Tentacles! Catch jellyfish together ~
Spongebob: Squidward Tentacles! Are you ready?
good night
Gary the Snail
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