Several interesting stories about world history and war.

During World War II, Italy was a fascist alliance with Germany and Japan, and was called the "axis country". Germany is ambivalent about Italy's participation in the war, which reflects a joke played by German military fans on Italy-if Italy remains neutral, it is equivalent to increasing the strength of our army by 10 divisions; If Italy opposes fascism, it is equivalent to increasing the strength of our army by 20 divisions; But if Italy wants to join the Axis, our army must spend 50 divisions to protect it! !

After reading the following introduction about Italy, you will understand. ...

About "eating goods"

1. Is there any way to eat delicious food on the battlefield? Under this belief, while other countries were busy developing new weapons, Italy invented the freeze-dried food preservation method because it wanted to eat delicious military food ... which shocked the United Nations.

2. On the battlefield 0/0 km away from the supply station/kloc-0, the whole army cooked spaghetti because of hunger, and then the whole army was easily captured by the enemy …

3. The fighting will stop at lunch time. When PASTA finishes eating, she will hide behind the front line in frustration ...

Italian military uniforms are gentlemen's clothes, and 30 million tons of black tea are bought from all over the world. On the packaging of a famous Italian red wine, there is a slogan "You are not afraid to fight if you are drunk". Among the materials seized by the enemy, red wine is more than ammunition.

5. Captives captured in Italy can eat luxury packages every day ... A British pilot was captured by Italy and put into a prisoner of war concentration camp. That night, he got his own dinner in prison. From appetizers to macaroni and meat, and even the last fruit and red wine, they are well-equipped, luxurious and unnatural. "Is this the so-called last supper ..." The next morning, a senior general appeared in front of him: "Yesterday, we made a small mistake and provided a dinner for ordinary soldiers as a general. This is definitely not intentional abuse of prisoners. Can you forgive the wrong guard for me? "

6. Escaped from a prison camp in Italy. Because there was no pasta to eat, they took pasta to another prison camp. Later, the former prison camp assured them that pasta would be provided, and they went back …

7. The German army received a rescue request from Italy in the desert and sent a squadron of troops to the rescue. When they met Italy, they found each other cooking macaroni with precious water …

About "surrender"

1. In a battle in North Africa, several British tanks charged at Italian anti-tank gun positions. At first, Italy shot back, but after two or three minutes, it suddenly stopped and waved a white flag and surrendered ... Afterwards, the British asked why, and the Italian replied confidently: the ammunition box was not opened with a crowbar ...

2. The United States bombed two small islands in front of Sardinia, where more than 10,000 Italians were stationed, but in the end, more than 40 Italians were killed by allied bombing, and Italy accepted the surrender of American pilots.

35,000 Italian soldiers met a roadblock set up by a British company and disarmed on the spot.

4. In Yugoslavia, a German officer captured by guerrillas was very surprised and asked, "Where did you get the anti-tank gun?" When the guerrillas told him that they had taken it from their ally, the Italians, he was very excited: "Alas! These lovely Italians. " Ah! Diese sü？ Italian.

1. 1943 when the allied forces attacked Italy, they fought against the Germans …

2. After joining the Axis, the Axis cried and apologized to them.

3. The worst thing should be Germany ... or North Africa. Rommel discovered a British prison camp where Italian prisoners of war were held, and he came to the rescue in the spirit of gay friendship. As a result, as soon as the gunshots rang, the Italians ran away with the British …

An Italian reorganization division was surrounded by 287 Americans, and Germany dispatched three tanks to rescue and defeated the aggressive Americans. However, with the perfect cooperation of Italian children's shoes, 274 Americans escaped …

5. Germans define an ideal war as: using German weapons, the Soviet Union supplying winter equipment, Britain supplying summer equipment, the United States providing food, France providing entertainment, the Finns covering the flanks, and the face-to-face enemies being Italians.

6. There are still many allies who have not discovered that Italy has entered the war.

7. Italy's greatest contribution to Germany was probably after taking refuge in the Allies-Italy's equipment was looted by Germany, which led to the peak of German military production that year.