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Goodbye, Mr. Loser. Is Ma Dongmei's home here?

1, upstairs 322 lives in Ma Dongmei's house, right? ""Xu what? " "Ma Dongmei." "What winter plum?" Ma Dongmei!' "What is a horse? "

Classmate: Charlotte, where have you been all these years? You don't come to the party every year. It's really hard for you to tell us all that even if we can't help you, can we still be happy?

3. Charlotte: Qiu Ya is a famous school flower in our school; And I am more famous. I am a famous joke in the whole school.

4. Classmate: (Write a poem about Charlotte's dress) I went to dinner alone, and all my classmates were wearing chicken feathers.

5. Teacher: Everyone has made great achievements. Oh, there are monks here.

6. Groom: Qiu Ya is a good boy. I found true love. Even if I divorce him, I won't regret it!

7. Charlotte: Zhang Yang, as the name implies, the main purpose of his visit today is to show off his Rolex watch and Hermes belt.

8. Zhang Yang: What time is it? Before serving, my pants are hungry. Fortunately, I am wearing a belt, haha ~

Ma Dongmei: Look at you, dressed like a feather duster.

10, Teacher: Can your grades still be affected? Is there any room for your grades to drop?

1 1. Charlotte's mother: Charlotte's life is hard. Charlotte was unknown when her father was born.

Ma Dongmei: My father's name is Ma Dong. My father died when I was born, so my name is Ma Dongmei.

13, Ma Dongmei: What's the impact? Who is Dong Shi? Why frequent urination?